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Jason Orendorff

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Jason Orendorff @jorendorff@federate.social · Jul 28, 2026
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@Spirit@cybernetic.monster @gvwilson@mastodon.social For a survey of estimates, see section 2.1 of this August 2025 paper by Google: https://arxiv.org/pdf/2508.15734
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Jason Orendorff @jorendorff@federate.social · Jul 28, 2026
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Replying to @Spirit@cybernetic.monster
@Spirit@cybernetic.monster @gvwilson@mastodon.social It takes 53 kJ to heat 6 oz of water from 25°C to 100°C. There's no credible public information on how much energy an average ChatGPT query costs, but the high-end estimate is 3 Wh = 10.8 kJ. (Of course, OpenAI could just tell us, if they cared.) If 3 Wh is right, Spirit's claim exaggerates reality by a factor of 50. It might be more like 0.3 Wh, which would mean the claim is off by a factor of 500.
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Jason Orendorff @jorendorff@federate.social · May 08, 2026
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i have scheduled downtime every night, and for meals, but i also have sporadic unscheduled downtime

i can't aspire to any nines. in a good month i have one 3 of uptime

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Jason Orendorff @jorendorff@federate.social · May 08, 2026
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reminder to myself:
- have priorities
- schedule downtime
- if you're reading this after May 2025, you're scrolling your own posts. cut that out, go for a walk or something

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Jason Orendorff @jorendorff@federate.social · May 07, 2026
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(playing on repeat in my head all day)

this song has a thousand verses
because of AI
and it's all clean, no sex or curses
because it's AI
so if you're a little bored, well i know why
because of AI
because of AI
because of AI

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Jason Orendorff @jorendorff@federate.social · May 02, 2026
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Turned in my work self-eval yesterday.

Knowing I'm evaluated on whether I'm "leveraging AI" is demoralizing. Employers should think about it. I almost turned in my notice instead of the self-eval twice.

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Jason Orendorff @jorendorff@federate.social · May 01, 2026
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Among my angry Luddite tendencies is my insistence that

> there are some things a computer just can not say to a human <

It suddenly occurs to me that I have never heard another person express this view.

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Jason Orendorff @jorendorff@federate.social · Apr 30, 2026
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`Cell` and `RefCell`: Do you use them?

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Jason Orendorff @jorendorff@federate.social · Apr 29, 2026
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RE: @evilpie@hachyderm.io

I took a quick look at all four of these. They are valid bug reports (not security-sensitive; those are still locked and I can't see them).

I'm very familiar with SpiderMonkey internals and Bugzilla. I've worked with most of the people in these bugs. If you have questions, ask me.

In this kind of code, SpiderMonkey usually follows the spec step by step, including assertions. All four of these were in fact bugs in the spec.

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Jason Orendorff @jorendorff@federate.social · Apr 22, 2026
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I saw this article on here and I'm so tired.

It starts out like "your brain does not store memories" and like 2 paragraphs later retreats to the position that human memory doesn't work the same way computer memory works, which, sure, is a rhetorical move freely available to assholes, and then it's like "people used to literally believe human bodies were made of clockworks", omfg

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Jason Orendorff @jorendorff@federate.social · Apr 21, 2026
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Very good document on cancel safety in async Rust: https://rfd.shared.oxide.computer/rfd/0400

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Jason Orendorff @jorendorff@federate.social · Apr 21, 2026
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The Mythos security reports are real.

https://blog.mozilla.org/en/firefox/hardening-firefox-anthropic-red-team/

https://bytecodealliance.org/articles/wasmtime-security-advisories

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Jason Orendorff @jorendorff@federate.social · Apr 20, 2026
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Replying to @mhoye@cosocial.ca
@mhoye yeah it's emperor palpatine palpatine fears only the todal an infinite regress of evil management is postulated and it would just figure
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Jason Orendorff @jorendorff@federate.social · Apr 16, 2026
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Replying to @GamesMissed@mastodon.social
@GamesMissed haha, reminds me of Firefox's about:robots page
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Jason Orendorff @jorendorff@federate.social · Apr 15, 2026
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Replying to @the5thColumnist@ottawa.place
@the5thColumnist @austinkocher Immigration judges are DoJ officials, they're not real Article III judges, which is why there's zero separation of powers protecting their jobs https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immigration_judge they're not even ALJs. it's weird I guess asylum seekers sometimes have access to Article III courts, like for habeas claims, or if the immigration judge screws up? ... apologies if you already know all this better than i do, which is plenty likely. but ya did ask
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Jason Orendorff @jorendorff@federate.social · Apr 15, 2026
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Replying to @PsySal@mastodon.social

@PsySal @mhoye

I am not superstrong at math-- I just like it :)

same! :)

I was wondering how you got a cyclic function out of ln and exp.

Perceptive. Yeah, I think it would be impossible if this weren't complex math.

Also wonder: is this idea similar to Taylor polynomials?

Seems unrelated, although a cool trick you can do is: start with (exp(ix) - exp(-ix))/2i, then replace both exp's with the Taylor series for exp, apply algebra, and see if you get the Taylor series for sin :)

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Jason Orendorff @jorendorff@federate.social · Apr 15, 2026
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@PsySal @mhoye From Euler's formula, sin(x) = (exp(ix) - exp(-ix))/2i. So you first find formulas for subtraction, negation, multiplication, division, i, and 2, and then it's easy... I dunno. The paper strikes me as crank. But what do I know.
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Jason Orendorff @jorendorff@federate.social · Mar 21, 2026
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@fn0rd Yow. No leads here, but let me know where you end up
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Jason Orendorff @jorendorff@federate.social · Mar 17, 2026
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Replying to @tiffanycli@mastodon.social
@tiffanycli@mastodon.social It's been a real history lesson
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Jason Orendorff @jorendorff@federate.social · Feb 23, 2026
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@david@social.wub.site i wish i could say it was obviously worth it, the amount of my life i spent training to be able to get this joke
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Jason Orendorff @jorendorff@federate.social · Feb 12, 2026
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Replying to @erincandescent@akko.erincandescent.net
@erincandescent@akko.erincandescent.net @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange @regehr@mastodon.social I'd love to know if this is really the problem. The blog post itself shows signs of having been AI-generated, and it contains a whole section "Why Subqueries Are 158,000x Slower" that makes no sense to me
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Jason Orendorff @jorendorff@federate.social · Feb 06, 2026
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@DecaturNature Exception: github does apply patches in case of rebase/merge, but those are patches specifically generated by diffing trees, never patches provided by users (much less commit messages).

I'm not sure we even do that using any kind of custom code - probably we just use git.

I'm a GitHub employee.

To quibble with the framing of the original: the unsafe behavior is using patch to apply patches - good reminder to be super careful doing that. yow

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Jason Orendorff @jorendorff@federate.social · Feb 06, 2026
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@DecaturNature to be clear: github doesn't apply patches to your code.* The way git push works is not based on patches. That is, as the level of surprise in the original post suggests, not how any of this works.

But patch and git-am do take arbitrary text input and apply it as a patch, and patches are not a good data format. patch for sure can be tricked.

*see next message

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Jason Orendorff @jorendorff@federate.social · Feb 06, 2026
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Replying to @DecaturNature@theatl.social
@DecaturNature I think this must be a git-am thing. Absolutely wild.
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