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JimTheWhyGuy ❌👑

@jimthewhyguy@techfieldday.net
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Keynote speaker, author, humorist, technology advocate. Love talking politics, the art of governance, and the bright future of humanity! (Also: 45+ years IT experience, skilled DBA, avid SF reader.)

270 Followers
220 Following
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Joined December 09, 2022
Blog:
https://jimthewhyguy.com/?page_id=1787
Website:
https://jimthewhyguy.com/?p=1992

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JimTheWhyGuy ❌👑 @jimthewhyguy@techfieldday.net · Jul 29, 2026
JimTheWhyGuy ❌👑
@jimthewhyguy@techfieldday.net

Keynote speaker, author, humorist, technology advocate. Love talking politics, the art of governance, and the bright future of humanity! (Also: 45+ years IT experience, skilled DBA, avid SF reader.)

techfieldday.net
Boosted by Scary Austin @MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social
Replying to @MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social
@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social This is utter horseshit! MBC helped out in a 2024 WI-01 campaign. They are an awesome supporter of liberal causes and outspoken 1A supporters too. I hope they nail Trump for some serious $$$
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JimTheWhyGuy ❌👑 @jimthewhyguy@techfieldday.net · Jul 16, 2026
JimTheWhyGuy ❌👑
@jimthewhyguy@techfieldday.net

Keynote speaker, author, humorist, technology advocate. Love talking politics, the art of governance, and the bright future of humanity! (Also: 45+ years IT experience, skilled DBA, avid SF reader.)

techfieldday.net
RE: https://hcommons.social/@fgraver/116928256648200353 "I've got one that can SEE"
Quoting
Fredrik Graver @fgraver@hcommons.social
Guerrilla London Bus Ads Mock Kylie Jenner’s Meta Glasses Campaign https://hyperallergic.com/guerrilla-london-bus-ads-mock-kylie-jenners-meta-glasses-campaign/
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JimTheWhyGuy ❌👑 @jimthewhyguy@techfieldday.net · Jul 15, 2026
JimTheWhyGuy ❌👑
@jimthewhyguy@techfieldday.net

Keynote speaker, author, humorist, technology advocate. Love talking politics, the art of governance, and the bright future of humanity! (Also: 45+ years IT experience, skilled DBA, avid SF reader.)

techfieldday.net
Boosted by Scary Austin @MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social
Replying to @MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social
@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social @Ilka4You@mastodon.social Every time I hear about a TPUSA event, I think it's a contest about the best bathroom tissue available in the States
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JimTheWhyGuy ❌👑 @jimthewhyguy@techfieldday.net · Jul 13, 2026
JimTheWhyGuy ❌👑
@jimthewhyguy@techfieldday.net

Keynote speaker, author, humorist, technology advocate. Love talking politics, the art of governance, and the bright future of humanity! (Also: 45+ years IT experience, skilled DBA, avid SF reader.)

techfieldday.net
Boosted by Scary Austin @MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social
Replying to @MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social
@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social I want actual fucking PROOF of the 250 - 350 foot gash from box cutters this time before they start "renovations" and the motorcade yet again drives upon its newly-cleansed-and-repaired surface for inspection
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JimTheWhyGuy ❌👑 @jimthewhyguy@techfieldday.net · Jun 12, 2026
JimTheWhyGuy ❌👑
@jimthewhyguy@techfieldday.net

Keynote speaker, author, humorist, technology advocate. Love talking politics, the art of governance, and the bright future of humanity! (Also: 45+ years IT experience, skilled DBA, avid SF reader.)

techfieldday.net
Boosted by Scary Austin @MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social
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@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social the big question is how many days consecutively can we celebrate his demise when it comes?
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JimTheWhyGuy ❌👑 @jimthewhyguy@techfieldday.net · Jun 04, 2026
JimTheWhyGuy ❌👑
@jimthewhyguy@techfieldday.net

Keynote speaker, author, humorist, technology advocate. Love talking politics, the art of governance, and the bright future of humanity! (Also: 45+ years IT experience, skilled DBA, avid SF reader.)

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JFC FFS Now evangelicals apparently need a heavenly drink to stay hydrated while spreading the Gospel? Were he to return, he would surely drink what most people drank in Galilee: either water or wine.

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2026/jun/04/jesus-christian-energy-drink

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JimTheWhyGuy ❌👑 @jimthewhyguy@techfieldday.net · Jun 01, 2026
JimTheWhyGuy ❌👑
@jimthewhyguy@techfieldday.net

Keynote speaker, author, humorist, technology advocate. Love talking politics, the art of governance, and the bright future of humanity! (Also: 45+ years IT experience, skilled DBA, avid SF reader.)

techfieldday.net

I am getting serious "Civil War The Movie" vibes reading this Atlantic article. 😱

I sure hope we don't have to end up sending military forces from a breakaway set of states to force Miller, Hegseth, Wiles, et. al from the WH grounds in various limos and a few troops going into the WH to find DJT cowering under a desk

🎁 link: https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/2026/06/white-house-security-violence-green-zone/687361/?gift=eDJqZvicvVSZKYf_hfsIZ3IvEQxe7TKkWsO-sKOFqrc&utm_source=copy-link&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=share

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JimTheWhyGuy ❌👑 @jimthewhyguy@techfieldday.net · May 22, 2026
JimTheWhyGuy ❌👑
@jimthewhyguy@techfieldday.net

Keynote speaker, author, humorist, technology advocate. Love talking politics, the art of governance, and the bright future of humanity! (Also: 45+ years IT experience, skilled DBA, avid SF reader.)

techfieldday.net

@LaNaehForaday@universeodon.com Somebody should show DJT and Melangia the videos of the Ceaucescus' attempt to escape Romania and what happened to them. Maybe then they'd wake up and jump on Trump Force One to head for the tower Eric is building in Baku:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trial_and_execution_of_Nicolae_and_Elena_Ceau%C8%99escu

universeodon.com

EarthMomma (@LaNaehForaday@universeodon.com) - Universeodon Social Media

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JimTheWhyGuy ❌👑 @jimthewhyguy@techfieldday.net · May 22, 2026
JimTheWhyGuy ❌👑
@jimthewhyguy@techfieldday.net

Keynote speaker, author, humorist, technology advocate. Love talking politics, the art of governance, and the bright future of humanity! (Also: 45+ years IT experience, skilled DBA, avid SF reader.)

techfieldday.net

@GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social They apparently didn't know where the secret MS Excel spreadsheet functioning as their corporate inventory-keeping database was hiding. Again, the answer to everything is AI, but what exactly is the f__king question again? 😎

cyberplace.social

Kevin Beaumont (@GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social) - Cyberplace

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JimTheWhyGuy ❌👑 @jimthewhyguy@techfieldday.net · May 06, 2026
JimTheWhyGuy ❌👑
@jimthewhyguy@techfieldday.net

Keynote speaker, author, humorist, technology advocate. Love talking politics, the art of governance, and the bright future of humanity! (Also: 45+ years IT experience, skilled DBA, avid SF reader.)

techfieldday.net

In my dream last night, Pope Leo XIV met with Marco Rubio privately, donned a Chicago White Sox hat, and told him in his best Sout'wes' Side Chicago accent:

"Mind if I speak frankly? Yer boss is a numbskull with severe dementia, mebbe even tertiary syphillis. When are you gonna grow a pair, Liddle Marco, an' tell Stephen Miller, Hegsbreath, Patel, and Pirro to go fuck themselves + then institute the 22nd? If I promised to excommunicate JDV, would dat help?" 😇

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/may/06/pope-leo-rejects-claim-he-supports-nuclear-weapons-trump-tirade-iran-war

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JimTheWhyGuy ❌👑 @jimthewhyguy@techfieldday.net · Apr 29, 2026
JimTheWhyGuy ❌👑
@jimthewhyguy@techfieldday.net

Keynote speaker, author, humorist, technology advocate. Love talking politics, the art of governance, and the bright future of humanity! (Also: 45+ years IT experience, skilled DBA, avid SF reader.)

techfieldday.net
Replying to @maxmortillaro@eigenmagic.net
@maxmortillaro@eigenmagic.net Brilliant! My personal favorite: "These we will take!" as I grab a bunch of RSA tokens from some evil hacker we just terminated for a security violation
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JimTheWhyGuy ❌👑 @jimthewhyguy@techfieldday.net · Apr 26, 2026
JimTheWhyGuy ❌👑
@jimthewhyguy@techfieldday.net

Keynote speaker, author, humorist, technology advocate. Love talking politics, the art of governance, and the bright future of humanity! (Also: 45+ years IT experience, skilled DBA, avid SF reader.)

techfieldday.net
Replying to @MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social
@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social OK, I am a cis het guy so I have no understanding of female fashion ... but that dress would be the equivalent of me walking around with no pants on and several ACE bandages wound around my ass and rib cage leaving my crotch partially exposed 🤢
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JimTheWhyGuy ❌👑 @jimthewhyguy@techfieldday.net · Apr 26, 2026
JimTheWhyGuy ❌👑
@jimthewhyguy@techfieldday.net

Keynote speaker, author, humorist, technology advocate. Love talking politics, the art of governance, and the bright future of humanity! (Also: 45+ years IT experience, skilled DBA, avid SF reader.)

techfieldday.net
Replying to @Strandjunker@mstdn.social
@Strandjunker "And a big bunker underneath that ballroom I'm building even though a federal judge has told me to stop working on it because who the f__k does that loser think he is? Is his name plastered over buildings that people stand in front of every day, flashing the bird? I didn't think so." 😎
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JimTheWhyGuy ❌👑 @jimthewhyguy@techfieldday.net · Apr 26, 2026
JimTheWhyGuy ❌👑
@jimthewhyguy@techfieldday.net

Keynote speaker, author, humorist, technology advocate. Love talking politics, the art of governance, and the bright future of humanity! (Also: 45+ years IT experience, skilled DBA, avid SF reader.)

techfieldday.net
Replying to @MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social
@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social My costume for my recent keynote on the pitfalls and promise of AI is less ridiculous
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JimTheWhyGuy ❌👑 @jimthewhyguy@techfieldday.net · Apr 26, 2026
JimTheWhyGuy ❌👑
@jimthewhyguy@techfieldday.net

Keynote speaker, author, humorist, technology advocate. Love talking politics, the art of governance, and the bright future of humanity! (Also: 45+ years IT experience, skilled DBA, avid SF reader.)

techfieldday.net
Replying to @MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social
@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social Oh, wow, she sure looks like a serious journalist. I mean, "influencer" 🤣
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JimTheWhyGuy ❌👑 @jimthewhyguy@techfieldday.net · Mar 30, 2026
JimTheWhyGuy ❌👑
@jimthewhyguy@techfieldday.net

Keynote speaker, author, humorist, technology advocate. Love talking politics, the art of governance, and the bright future of humanity! (Also: 45+ years IT experience, skilled DBA, avid SF reader.)

techfieldday.net
Replying to @daedalus@eigenmagic.net
@daedalus fav part of Roddy's awakening scene: when he looks at the newspaper booth attendant's hand holding a bunch of money and it's just white paper with printing that says THIS IS YOUR GOD
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JimTheWhyGuy ❌👑 @jimthewhyguy@techfieldday.net · Mar 09, 2026
JimTheWhyGuy ❌👑
@jimthewhyguy@techfieldday.net

Keynote speaker, author, humorist, technology advocate. Love talking politics, the art of governance, and the bright future of humanity! (Also: 45+ years IT experience, skilled DBA, avid SF reader.)

techfieldday.net
Replying to @georgetakei@universeodon.com
@georgetakei Well, Barron, Don Jr. and Eric certainly look healthy enough to participate in Selective Service. And Trump's grand-daughter is probably old enough to sign up too. #SendBarron
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JimTheWhyGuy ❌👑 @jimthewhyguy@techfieldday.net · Mar 02, 2026
JimTheWhyGuy ❌👑
@jimthewhyguy@techfieldday.net

Keynote speaker, author, humorist, technology advocate. Love talking politics, the art of governance, and the bright future of humanity! (Also: 45+ years IT experience, skilled DBA, avid SF reader.)

techfieldday.net
Replying to @MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social
@MaryAustinBooks The only Latin phrase I know and employ often is "Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur" which means "Everything sounds more profound in Latin." 🤣
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JimTheWhyGuy ❌👑 @jimthewhyguy@techfieldday.net · Mar 01, 2026
JimTheWhyGuy ❌👑
@jimthewhyguy@techfieldday.net

Keynote speaker, author, humorist, technology advocate. Love talking politics, the art of governance, and the bright future of humanity! (Also: 45+ years IT experience, skilled DBA, avid SF reader.)

techfieldday.net
Replying to @henry@dindon.one
@henry@dindon.one This. All these vibe-coding wizards with only a few years of IT "experience" who think they're building viable AI agents and solutions iare ignorant what I've learned after 45 years in the business: Writing good code is really fucking hard. 😎
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JimTheWhyGuy ❌👑 @jimthewhyguy@techfieldday.net · Feb 22, 2026
JimTheWhyGuy ❌👑
@jimthewhyguy@techfieldday.net

Keynote speaker, author, humorist, technology advocate. Love talking politics, the art of governance, and the bright future of humanity! (Also: 45+ years IT experience, skilled DBA, avid SF reader.)

techfieldday.net

Almost time for our first town hall of the 2026 IL primary season on a somewhat frigid Sunday here in Elk Grove Village

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JimTheWhyGuy ❌👑 @jimthewhyguy@techfieldday.net · Feb 20, 2026
JimTheWhyGuy ❌👑
@jimthewhyguy@techfieldday.net

Keynote speaker, author, humorist, technology advocate. Love talking politics, the art of governance, and the bright future of humanity! (Also: 45+ years IT experience, skilled DBA, avid SF reader.)

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Replying to @jimthewhyguy@techfieldday.net
Busy this Sunday? No worries! Come hear Kevin this Wednesday in Wooddale, IL: https://www.mobilize.us/mobilize/event/905045/
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JimTheWhyGuy ❌👑 @jimthewhyguy@techfieldday.net · Feb 20, 2026
JimTheWhyGuy ❌👑
@jimthewhyguy@techfieldday.net

Keynote speaker, author, humorist, technology advocate. Love talking politics, the art of governance, and the bright future of humanity! (Also: 45+ years IT experience, skilled DBA, avid SF reader.)

techfieldday.net

Excited to dive more deeply into Kevin Morrison's campaign for IL-8 US House today!

If you're in the NW Chicago suburbs close to Elk Grove VIllage, come hear Kevin speak to the issues surrounding our communities and how Kevin will tackle them when he arrives in Washington:
https://www.mobilize.us/mobilize/event/903683/

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JimTheWhyGuy ❌👑 @jimthewhyguy@techfieldday.net · Feb 20, 2026
JimTheWhyGuy ❌👑
@jimthewhyguy@techfieldday.net

Keynote speaker, author, humorist, technology advocate. Love talking politics, the art of governance, and the bright future of humanity! (Also: 45+ years IT experience, skilled DBA, avid SF reader.)

techfieldday.net

What better way to watch the Illinois Senate debate than to meet some new fellow patriots in our neighborhood, break bread, share a bevvy, and make whistle kits for folks at risk of abduction by ICE green shirts

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JimTheWhyGuy ❌👑 @jimthewhyguy@techfieldday.net · May 09, 2025
JimTheWhyGuy ❌👑
@jimthewhyguy@techfieldday.net

Keynote speaker, author, humorist, technology advocate. Love talking politics, the art of governance, and the bright future of humanity! (Also: 45+ years IT experience, skilled DBA, avid SF reader.)

techfieldday.net
Replying to @collectifission@greennuclear.online
@collectifission And since he is a Chicago sports fan he also has insights into the purpose of needless suffering 🤪
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JimTheWhyGuy ❌👑 @jimthewhyguy@techfieldday.net · May 09, 2025
JimTheWhyGuy ❌👑
@jimthewhyguy@techfieldday.net

Keynote speaker, author, humorist, technology advocate. Love talking politics, the art of governance, and the bright future of humanity! (Also: 45+ years IT experience, skilled DBA, avid SF reader.)

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Replying to @collectifission@greennuclear.online
@collectifission and I'll bet he gets tan 😂
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JimTheWhyGuy ❌👑 @jimthewhyguy@techfieldday.net · Sep 12, 2023
JimTheWhyGuy ❌👑
@jimthewhyguy@techfieldday.net

Keynote speaker, author, humorist, technology advocate. Love talking politics, the art of governance, and the bright future of humanity! (Also: 45+ years IT experience, skilled DBA, avid SF reader.)

techfieldday.net
Replying to @openscience@mastodon.social
@openscience I have NEVER understood why my friends who deny climate change (who, almost to a fault, are evangelical Republicans) are unable to process that it's the RATE of temperature increases is undeniably part of our increased burning of fossil fuels over the past 150-200 years.
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JimTheWhyGuy ❌👑 @jimthewhyguy@techfieldday.net · Jul 30, 2023
JimTheWhyGuy ❌👑
@jimthewhyguy@techfieldday.net

Keynote speaker, author, humorist, technology advocate. Love talking politics, the art of governance, and the bright future of humanity! (Also: 45+ years IT experience, skilled DBA, avid SF reader.)

techfieldday.net
Replying to @catsalad@infosec.exchange
@catsalad@infosec.exchange This is why IT people have t-shirts that say "No, I can't fix your printer" 🤣
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JimTheWhyGuy ❌👑 @jimthewhyguy@techfieldday.net · Dec 22, 2022
JimTheWhyGuy ❌👑
@jimthewhyguy@techfieldday.net

Keynote speaker, author, humorist, technology advocate. Love talking politics, the art of governance, and the bright future of humanity! (Also: 45+ years IT experience, skilled DBA, avid SF reader.)

techfieldday.net
Replying to @donieosullivan@mastodon.ie
@donieosullivan@mastodon.ie I feel your pain, Donie. I am still waiting to find out what I did to get permanently banned. At least you have some idea and an action plan! BTW, love your interviews with Americans - you are so non-plussed at the responses you get sometimes from, umm, "the fringe."
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