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PurpleJillybeans

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40-something girl from Michigan, US. Small-time homelab and retrocomputing tinkerer. Casual gamer and occasional streamer. Lover of cats, chickens, flowers, and the Oxford comma. Hater of bigots, fascists, and other mean people.
55 Followers
8 Following
19 Posts
Joined May 10, 2025
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PurpleJillybeans @jillybeans@blog.n8fq.org · Jul 20, 2026
PurpleJillybeans
@jillybeans@blog.n8fq.org

40-something girl from Michigan, US. Small-time homelab and retrocomputing tinkerer. Casual gamer and occasional streamer. Lover of cats, chickens, flowers, and the Oxford comma. Hater of bigots, fascists, and other mean people.

blog.n8fq.org
One Small Step into GeminispaceAround this time last year I decided to dig out a #Gopher hole for myself. Without much else to offer, I figured my best bet for content would be a phlog built from a copy of my blog posts here on my #snac server, so I threw together a shell script to periodically grab my posts and export them as a Gopher tree. It was crude, but it's been working well. When I first announced it, several people asked if I had any plans to make a #GeminiProtocol capsule. I wasn't really considering it at the time since I felt like I was accomplishing all I wanted to do with Gopher, but now I've decided I want to give it a shot. I installed Solderpunk's Molly Brown server (which I chose because it was the only one in Debian's repo) and, after much struggle with cert permissions, got it up and running. For content, I went with the same thing as with Gopher: a gemlog powered by a snac-to-Gemini exporter. snac uses Markdown for formatting, which is of course very similar to Gemtext. I went back and edited my earlier blog posts to make them more Gemtext-like, which mostly meant adding header lines. The only real complication was inline links: I would need to strip them out of the Markdown source. Since I'm doing this all with shell scripts (as opposed to something like Python that'd probably work better), an actual Markdown parser wasn't really an option, so I decided to do it with a regex. The thing is, I'm not very good at writing regexes. After many, many fruitless searches trying to find an existing solution I came across a bash script that did what I wanted. The script itself was obvious vibe-coded filth, but it did contain a sed -E command that did exactly what I needed. The exporter is a comically-inept hackjob and has a backslash-itis problem (which I imagine is coming from the JSON parser I'm using) but it does, somehow, work. Some day I'll see about redoing the whole thing in Python, but for now it's good enough. Take a look if you're interested: gemini://gemini.n8fq.org #blog
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jillybeans
PurpleJillybeans @jillybeans@blog.n8fq.org · Jul 11, 2026
PurpleJillybeans
@jillybeans@blog.n8fq.org

40-something girl from Michigan, US. Small-time homelab and retrocomputing tinkerer. Casual gamer and occasional streamer. Lover of cats, chickens, flowers, and the Oxford comma. Hater of bigots, fascists, and other mean people.

blog.n8fq.org
#KungFuSat #SwiftSword1980 late start! root post
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jillybeans
PurpleJillybeans @jillybeans@blog.n8fq.org · Jun 29, 2026
PurpleJillybeans
@jillybeans@blog.n8fq.org

40-something girl from Michigan, US. Small-time homelab and retrocomputing tinkerer. Casual gamer and occasional streamer. Lover of cats, chickens, flowers, and the Oxford comma. Hater of bigots, fascists, and other mean people.

blog.n8fq.org
Poor snake 😢 #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #ThunderOfGiganticSerpent
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jillybeans
PurpleJillybeans @jillybeans@blog.n8fq.org · Jun 29, 2026
PurpleJillybeans
@jillybeans@blog.n8fq.org

40-something girl from Michigan, US. Small-time homelab and retrocomputing tinkerer. Casual gamer and occasional streamer. Lover of cats, chickens, flowers, and the Oxford comma. Hater of bigots, fascists, and other mean people.

blog.n8fq.org
This is basically a KungFuSat flick pretending to be a Monsterdon flick. Which isn't necessarily a bad thing... #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #ThunderOfGiganticSerpent
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jillybeans
PurpleJillybeans @jillybeans@blog.n8fq.org · Jun 29, 2026
PurpleJillybeans
@jillybeans@blog.n8fq.org

40-something girl from Michigan, US. Small-time homelab and retrocomputing tinkerer. Casual gamer and occasional streamer. Lover of cats, chickens, flowers, and the Oxford comma. Hater of bigots, fascists, and other mean people.

blog.n8fq.org
Ah, NOW we get to the good part. #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #ThunderOfGiganticSerpent
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jillybeans
PurpleJillybeans @jillybeans@blog.n8fq.org · Jun 29, 2026
PurpleJillybeans
@jillybeans@blog.n8fq.org

40-something girl from Michigan, US. Small-time homelab and retrocomputing tinkerer. Casual gamer and occasional streamer. Lover of cats, chickens, flowers, and the Oxford comma. Hater of bigots, fascists, and other mean people.

blog.n8fq.org
If the trailer is anything to go by, this is going to be a MUCH better movie. #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #ThunderOfGiganticSerpent
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jillybeans
PurpleJillybeans @jillybeans@blog.n8fq.org · Jun 29, 2026
PurpleJillybeans
@jillybeans@blog.n8fq.org

40-something girl from Michigan, US. Small-time homelab and retrocomputing tinkerer. Casual gamer and occasional streamer. Lover of cats, chickens, flowers, and the Oxford comma. Hater of bigots, fascists, and other mean people.

blog.n8fq.org
I'm... not sure I particularly care about this movie or anyone in it. Kinda tuned out for awhile to work on something and I don't think I missed anything important. Still think tiny teenage mall tramp was kinda cute though. #Monsterdon #Zarkorr1996
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jillybeans
PurpleJillybeans @jillybeans@blog.n8fq.org · Jun 29, 2026
PurpleJillybeans
@jillybeans@blog.n8fq.org

40-something girl from Michigan, US. Small-time homelab and retrocomputing tinkerer. Casual gamer and occasional streamer. Lover of cats, chickens, flowers, and the Oxford comma. Hater of bigots, fascists, and other mean people.

blog.n8fq.org
Seriously, who thought shooting a sleeping monster with tanks was a good idea? #Monsterdon #Ultraman
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jillybeans
PurpleJillybeans @jillybeans@blog.n8fq.org · Jun 29, 2026
PurpleJillybeans
@jillybeans@blog.n8fq.org

40-something girl from Michigan, US. Small-time homelab and retrocomputing tinkerer. Casual gamer and occasional streamer. Lover of cats, chickens, flowers, and the Oxford comma. Hater of bigots, fascists, and other mean people.

blog.n8fq.org
See? Kids being assholes, making the monster "cooler", i.e. more dangerous. #Monsterdon #Ultraman
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jillybeans
PurpleJillybeans @jillybeans@blog.n8fq.org · Jun 29, 2026
PurpleJillybeans
@jillybeans@blog.n8fq.org

40-something girl from Michigan, US. Small-time homelab and retrocomputing tinkerer. Casual gamer and occasional streamer. Lover of cats, chickens, flowers, and the Oxford comma. Hater of bigots, fascists, and other mean people.

blog.n8fq.org
It's a giant squeaky toy! #Monsterdon #Ultraman
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jillybeans
PurpleJillybeans @jillybeans@blog.n8fq.org · Jun 29, 2026
PurpleJillybeans
@jillybeans@blog.n8fq.org

40-something girl from Michigan, US. Small-time homelab and retrocomputing tinkerer. Casual gamer and occasional streamer. Lover of cats, chickens, flowers, and the Oxford comma. Hater of bigots, fascists, and other mean people.

blog.n8fq.org
It's time for M-M-M-M-#Monsterdon! I'm sitting in a wind tunnel of box fans so having to turn the volume up a bit in hopes of hearing any of the dialogue. Not that dialogue is what any of us are here for. 😁
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jillybeans
PurpleJillybeans @jillybeans@blog.n8fq.org · Jun 08, 2026
PurpleJillybeans
@jillybeans@blog.n8fq.org

40-something girl from Michigan, US. Small-time homelab and retrocomputing tinkerer. Casual gamer and occasional streamer. Lover of cats, chickens, flowers, and the Oxford comma. Hater of bigots, fascists, and other mean people.

blog.n8fq.org
So, I'm gonna assume his parole is going to be revoked for this. OK movie. Not good, but somewhat entertaining. #Monsterdon #ClassOf1999
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jillybeans
PurpleJillybeans @jillybeans@blog.n8fq.org · Jun 08, 2026
PurpleJillybeans
@jillybeans@blog.n8fq.org

40-something girl from Michigan, US. Small-time homelab and retrocomputing tinkerer. Casual gamer and occasional streamer. Lover of cats, chickens, flowers, and the Oxford comma. Hater of bigots, fascists, and other mean people.

blog.n8fq.org
Terminator in a School, right down to the stop-motion animation. #Monsterdon #ClassOf1999
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jillybeans
PurpleJillybeans @jillybeans@blog.n8fq.org · Jun 08, 2026
PurpleJillybeans
@jillybeans@blog.n8fq.org

40-something girl from Michigan, US. Small-time homelab and retrocomputing tinkerer. Casual gamer and occasional streamer. Lover of cats, chickens, flowers, and the Oxford comma. Hater of bigots, fascists, and other mean people.

blog.n8fq.org
Why did the bus explode? #Monsterdon #ClassOf1999
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jillybeans
PurpleJillybeans @jillybeans@blog.n8fq.org · Jun 08, 2026
PurpleJillybeans
@jillybeans@blog.n8fq.org

40-something girl from Michigan, US. Small-time homelab and retrocomputing tinkerer. Casual gamer and occasional streamer. Lover of cats, chickens, flowers, and the Oxford comma. Hater of bigots, fascists, and other mean people.

blog.n8fq.org
Borrowing from the Star Wars SFX library I see... #Monsterdon #ClassOf1999
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jillybeans
PurpleJillybeans @jillybeans@blog.n8fq.org · Jun 08, 2026
PurpleJillybeans
@jillybeans@blog.n8fq.org

40-something girl from Michigan, US. Small-time homelab and retrocomputing tinkerer. Casual gamer and occasional streamer. Lover of cats, chickens, flowers, and the Oxford comma. Hater of bigots, fascists, and other mean people.

blog.n8fq.org
How many light blue 80s Ford Tauruses do they have? #Monsterdon #ClassOf1999
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jillybeans
PurpleJillybeans @jillybeans@blog.n8fq.org · Jun 08, 2026
PurpleJillybeans
@jillybeans@blog.n8fq.org

40-something girl from Michigan, US. Small-time homelab and retrocomputing tinkerer. Casual gamer and occasional streamer. Lover of cats, chickens, flowers, and the Oxford comma. Hater of bigots, fascists, and other mean people.

blog.n8fq.org
Kumite! Kumite! Kumite! #Monsterdon #ClassOf1999
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jillybeans
PurpleJillybeans @jillybeans@blog.n8fq.org · Jun 08, 2026
PurpleJillybeans
@jillybeans@blog.n8fq.org

40-something girl from Michigan, US. Small-time homelab and retrocomputing tinkerer. Casual gamer and occasional streamer. Lover of cats, chickens, flowers, and the Oxford comma. Hater of bigots, fascists, and other mean people.

blog.n8fq.org
Yep, sure looks like America alright. #Monsterdon #ClassOf1999
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jillybeans
PurpleJillybeans @jillybeans@blog.n8fq.org · Jun 08, 2026
PurpleJillybeans
@jillybeans@blog.n8fq.org

40-something girl from Michigan, US. Small-time homelab and retrocomputing tinkerer. Casual gamer and occasional streamer. Lover of cats, chickens, flowers, and the Oxford comma. Hater of bigots, fascists, and other mean people.

blog.n8fq.org
When has disturbing a mummy EVER gone well? #Monsterdon #Ultraman
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