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@jb@masto.hackers.town
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I'm nothing but a small cute robot gorilla.

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Joined April 17, 2025
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jb @jb@masto.hackers.town · Jul 18, 2026
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Replying to @evacide@hachyderm.io
@evacide@hachyderm.io and even if they do lose that job, there’s another police job waiting.
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jb @jb@masto.hackers.town · Jul 11, 2026
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RE: https://hachyderm.io/@evacide/116896966009765711 In this thread, a whole bunch of people explain mass surveillance social impact to Eva.
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evacide @evacide@hachyderm.io
An excellent piece from Vogue about Meta's continuing attempt to make their "smart glasses" fashionable and cool that makes all of the right points about the ways in which normalizing ubiquitous surveillance creates a world we don't want to live in. https://www.vogue.com/article/do-smart-glasses-have-a-surveillance-problem
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jb @jb@masto.hackers.town · Jul 08, 2026
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Replying to @evacide@hachyderm.io
@evacide@hachyderm.io boooooo
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jb @jb@masto.hackers.town · Jul 02, 2026
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Replying to @evacide@hachyderm.io
@evacide@hachyderm.io thanks. Kicked that to a person I know who‘s been involved with non-profit operations for a while. Looks like a bad ass job, overall. I’m absolutely not qualified.
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jb @jb@masto.hackers.town · Jun 16, 2026
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@jb@masto.hackers.town

I'm nothing but a small cute robot gorilla.

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Replying to @evacide@hachyderm.io
@evacide@hachyderm.io @k8em0@infosec.exchange Really, this means the push for larger scale sovereign LLM projects in other nations. I still feel like these systems are mostly hype, for obvious reasons. And here, Anthropic got bitten by their own marketing and hype engine.
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jb @jb@masto.hackers.town · May 15, 2026
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I’ve a Facebook friend who is a hospice nurse. And I have to say, I’m both fascinated and utterly humbled by the things she posts.

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jb @jb@masto.hackers.town · May 14, 2026
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@jb@masto.hackers.town

I'm nothing but a small cute robot gorilla.

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Replying to @evacide@hachyderm.io
@evacide@hachyderm.io I can’t even let myself do that. Hurts a bit.
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jb @jb@masto.hackers.town · May 06, 2026
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RE: @ubahnverleih@chaos.social

Polaroid is still a joy to shoot with. I’m glad this was saved.

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jb @jb@masto.hackers.town · May 01, 2026
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@jb@masto.hackers.town

I'm nothing but a small cute robot gorilla.

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Replying to @hacks4pancakes@infosec.exchange
@hacks4pancakes I know more a few gay Singaporeans. I’m glad the place is safe for them. I want the rest of the world to have that feeling.
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jb @jb@masto.hackers.town · Apr 20, 2026
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Replying to @evacide@hachyderm.io
@evacide@hachyderm.io What the fuck.
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jb @jb@masto.hackers.town · Apr 17, 2026
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@jb@masto.hackers.town

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Replying to @jon@gruene.social
@jon I may have to put together a plan. This sounds kind of fun.
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jb @jb@masto.hackers.town · Apr 14, 2026
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@jb@masto.hackers.town

I'm nothing but a small cute robot gorilla.

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Replying to @evacide@hachyderm.io
@evacide@hachyderm.io SF really needs to push back on the 2am shit in California in general. The loss of all those late night places for post show noshing has been a sore point for years.
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jb @jb@masto.hackers.town · Apr 11, 2026
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Replying to @hacks4pancakes@infosec.exchange
@hacks4pancakes hear hear.
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jb @jb@masto.hackers.town · Apr 07, 2026
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Replying to @jb@masto.hackers.town
@evacide but, really, call it the Jackpot.
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jb @jb@masto.hackers.town · Apr 07, 2026
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Replying to @evacide@hachyderm.io
@evacide apocalypses
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jb @jb@masto.hackers.town · Feb 03, 2026
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Replying to @woozle@toot.cat
@woozle@toot.cat Shoot. @cstross@wandering.shop
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jb @jb@masto.hackers.town · Feb 02, 2026
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@jb@masto.hackers.town

I'm nothing but a small cute robot gorilla.

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Replying to @woozle@toot.cat
@woozle@toot.cat It‘s not just that it‘s a bad idea, it‘s a solution looking for a problem to solve. The only advantage in having anything beyond basic communications satellites and telescopes in orbit is solar power. That‘s it. Everything else increases complexity while gaining very little. @cstross@wandering.shop
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jb @jb@masto.hackers.town · Feb 01, 2026
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Replying to @jb@masto.hackers.town
@woozle@toot.cat Even then, it's not actually economical if the customers aren't willing to pay extra for the resources, which will be highly latent in a world that despises latency. You end up with Sealand all over again, where the idea is better than the implementation ever can be. Eventually, you have orbiting scrap, cluttering the sky, slowly decaying in orbit. @cstross@wandering.shop
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jb @jb@masto.hackers.town · Feb 01, 2026
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@jb@masto.hackers.town

I'm nothing but a small cute robot gorilla.

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Replying to @woozle@toot.cat
@woozle@toot.cat It'd have to be as cheap as shipping a fully laden 40ft intermodal (ISO 668) container from Oakland to Shanghai before its actually economical. That's about $3000 USD for the container, not counting cargo, insurance, etc.. Max capacity is about 30500 kg. That's getting a datacenter in orbit, securely, with cooling, radiators, shielding, power, and redundancy for under $3/kg. That's not going to happen. @cstross@wandering.shop
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jb @jb@masto.hackers.town · Feb 01, 2026
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@jb@masto.hackers.town

I'm nothing but a small cute robot gorilla.

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Replying to @woozle@toot.cat
@woozle@toot.cat Take a standard "household" laser, and point it at the sensor of a normal digital camera. That'll simulate the degradation of a CMOS in orbit pretty effectively, and slightly faster. @cstross@wandering.shop
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jb @jb@masto.hackers.town · Feb 01, 2026
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@jb@masto.hackers.town

I'm nothing but a small cute robot gorilla.

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Replying to @jb@masto.hackers.town
@woozle So, if you put a bunch of computers in orbit, ignoring the hard problems like heat, cooling, moving heat away from sensitive components, per KG fuel costs to get it in orbit, fitting the shit in to geostationary, or other high orbit. You still have "how do you deal with equipment failures and loss of components" and "get enough up there to ensure redundancy". I don't know if you've built a datacenter, but that's a bunch of mass to move. @cstross
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jb @jb@masto.hackers.town · Feb 01, 2026
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@jb@masto.hackers.town

I'm nothing but a small cute robot gorilla.

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Replying to @woozle@toot.cat
@woozle Space is a little more hostile than the deepest parts of the ocean. Except in one way: there's no atmosphere to block the nastiest bits of radiation out there. Computers really do not like radiation. They like it less than DNA does, and are more sensitive to it. And the smaller the fab size of the chip is, the more sensitive it'll be to ionizing radiation. @cstross
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jb @jb@masto.hackers.town · Feb 01, 2026
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@jb@masto.hackers.town

I'm nothing but a small cute robot gorilla.

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Replying to @woozle@toot.cat
@woozle Libertarian orbital CSAM storage and generation is not a great argument in a bad idea’s favor. @cstross
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jb @jb@masto.hackers.town · Jan 23, 2026
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@jb@masto.hackers.town

I'm nothing but a small cute robot gorilla.

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Replying to @xarph@rusty.cat
@xarph Anyone find one for ChatGPT yet? Because this can lead to some fun injections. @2600
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jb @jb@masto.hackers.town · Jan 02, 2026
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@jb@masto.hackers.town

I'm nothing but a small cute robot gorilla.

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Replying to @alienghic@timeloop.cafe
@alienghic@timeloop.cafe @evacide@hachyderm.io It is incredibly hard to estimate demand for a new service that hasn’t existed until now.
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jb @jb@masto.hackers.town · Nov 26, 2025
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@jb@masto.hackers.town

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Replying to @abortretryfail@mastodon.social
@abortretryfail @syllopsium @gwenhael @felix I’m not sure BusyBox counts. It is, frankly, the anti-Unix of tooling.
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jb @jb@masto.hackers.town · Nov 26, 2025
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@jb@masto.hackers.town

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Replying to @qesuto@infosec.exchange
@qesuto @syllopsium @gwenhael @felix Juniper’s JunOS has (had?) vi, due to the FreeBSD runtime. Can’t say Cisco iOS does.
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jb @jb@masto.hackers.town · Nov 26, 2025
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Replying to @david_chisnall@infosec.exchange

@david_chisnall @syllopsium @gwenhael @felix

Linux is famously:

  • not POSIX
  • not UNIX
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jb @jb@masto.hackers.town · Nov 23, 2025
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I'm nothing but a small cute robot gorilla.

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Replying to @syllopsium@peoplemaking.games
@syllopsium @gwenhael @felix I can’t think of any Linux distribution that has vi by default in its minimal install. If I have to get it installed by accessing the network, attaching a device, bootstrapping a new filesystem, it is not installed. QED.
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jb @jb@masto.hackers.town · Nov 23, 2025
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Replying to @gwenhael@mastodon.sdf.org

@gwenhael @syllopsium @felix

  1. I had a couple failures that made me use ed. A few more where I had to do some editing abusing deeper file handing in the OS.

And, yes I do like vi, the point of having vi keybindings in my IDE.

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jb @jb@masto.hackers.town · Nov 22, 2025
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Replying to @syllopsium@peoplemaking.games

@syllopsium @gwenhael @felix

Modern Linux environment doesn’t have vi by default.

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jb @jb@masto.hackers.town · Nov 22, 2025
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Replying to @gwenhael@mastodon.sdf.org
@gwenhael @felix I’d argue the real power of vi is in the creation of an in-group of vi users who don’t use it to the full potential, and an out-group of people who don’t care.
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jb @jb@masto.hackers.town · Sep 20, 2025
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Replying to @jb@masto.hackers.town
@cooperq@masto.hackers.town so, since Bishop was kidnapped from SF…
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jb @jb@masto.hackers.town · Sep 20, 2025
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Replying to @cooperq@masto.hackers.town
@cooperq@masto.hackers.town from SF, there are four bridges you can cross without crossing another bridge first.
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jb @jb@masto.hackers.town · Jul 29, 2025
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Replying to @eyrea@mstdn.ca
@eyrea@mstdn.ca @evacide@hachyderm.io I disagree. While cities and towns may be different, the threat models from drugs, behavior, etc, are not that different. Perception of danger is its own thing, and I suspect no one will like what I'll say.
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jb @jb@masto.hackers.town · Jul 29, 2025
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Replying to @eyrea@mstdn.ca
@eyrea@mstdn.ca @evacide@hachyderm.io There’s a wide gulf between unfriendly and dangerous. A city can be unfriendly without you risking death by just being there. Dangerous cities implies risk to life, limb, or items. I should be prepared for someone to take my wallet at knife point in a dangerous city. I don’t expect to get stabbed in the liver for stopping to gawk at something in an unfriendly city.
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jb @jb@masto.hackers.town · Jul 29, 2025
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@jb@masto.hackers.town

I'm nothing but a small cute robot gorilla.

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Replying to @evacide@hachyderm.io
@evacide@hachyderm.io I recently had an American claiming Brussels, and Berlin are dangerous and scary. Having spent time in some actually dangerous places, I have to wonder what suburban hell they grew up in.
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jb @jb@masto.hackers.town · Jun 20, 2025
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@jb@masto.hackers.town

I'm nothing but a small cute robot gorilla.

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Replying to @richarddegenne@mastodon.online
@richarddegenne@mastodon.online @GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social what is usage, then? Is my usage of “ping” leveraging the tool, or am I just too damn lazy to build my own socket and packet? What is “proper usage” of an LLM or LRM? If any amount of it is bad, there is no usage at all, just over reliance.
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jb @jb@masto.hackers.town · Jun 19, 2025
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@jb@masto.hackers.town

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Replying to @richarddegenne@mastodon.online
@richarddegenne@mastodon.online @GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social But that’s not even usage, then. You’ve solved the problem already.
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jb @jb@masto.hackers.town · Jun 17, 2025
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@jb@masto.hackers.town

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Replying to @GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social
@GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social so, if over-reliance makes you dumb, what does simple usage make you?
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jb @jb@masto.hackers.town · May 08, 2025
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Replying to @wikipedia@wikis.world
@wikipedia@wikis.world vanish! My favorite layer.
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