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Occasional posting of some of the finest lines from Half Man Half Biscuit songs.
Please like them and/or boost them, I then know I’m not just talking to myself - it makes the googling and copy and pasting worth it.
*note the Twitter account is someone else*
Occasional posting of some of the finest lines from Half Man Half Biscuit songs. Please like them and/or boost them, I then know I’m not just talking to myself - it makes the googling and copy and pasting worth it. *note the Twitter account is someone else*
Joy In Leeuwarden (We Are Ready)
Korfball’s coming to town
In your diary write it down
Roll on October, hip hip hooray!
Joy in Leeuwarden for sure
Sixteen teams are taking part
Sixteen camps of hope
Some contain top, top players
Some are just a crock of shit
#HMHB #HalfManHalfBiscuit
Occasional posting of some of the finest lines from Half Man Half Biscuit songs. Please like them and/or boost them, I then know I’m not just talking to myself - it makes the googling and copy and pasting worth it. *note the Twitter account is someone else*
“Uffington Wassail”
Because you had a daughter, and chose to call her Rain
Because you didn’t indicate to go down Woodchurch Lane
Your Am-Dram class has been postponed indefinitely
Because the root of Jesse’s just turned up in glorious majesty
Singing Sealed Knot Society, let’s see you try and do this one:
Luton Town – Millwall, nineteen eighty-five
Hand me down my silver trumpet
Sound the revolution bell
There’s a Cher impersonator
Rising up in Israel
Occasional posting of some of the finest lines from Half Man Half Biscuit songs. Please like them and/or boost them, I then know I’m not just talking to myself - it makes the googling and copy and pasting worth it. *note the Twitter account is someone else*
Occasional posting of some of the finest lines from Half Man Half Biscuit songs. Please like them and/or boost them, I then know I’m not just talking to myself - it makes the googling and copy and pasting worth it. *note the Twitter account is someone else*
Occasional posting of some of the finest lines from Half Man Half Biscuit songs. Please like them and/or boost them, I then know I’m not just talking to myself - it makes the googling and copy and pasting worth it. *note the Twitter account is someone else*
Occasional posting of some of the finest lines from Half Man Half Biscuit songs. Please like them and/or boost them, I then know I’m not just talking to myself - it makes the googling and copy and pasting worth it. *note the Twitter account is someone else*
Occasional posting of some of the finest lines from Half Man Half Biscuit songs. Please like them and/or boost them, I then know I’m not just talking to myself - it makes the googling and copy and pasting worth it. *note the Twitter account is someone else*
“Asparagus next left”
When the club-versus-country dispute arose
Small children were trampled in the exodus
We all knew someone at primary school
Who had a very powerful magnet
Occasional posting of some of the finest lines from Half Man Half Biscuit songs. Please like them and/or boost them, I then know I’m not just talking to myself - it makes the googling and copy and pasting worth it. *note the Twitter account is someone else*
I shot a man in Tesco just to watch him die
Occasional posting of some of the finest lines from Half Man Half Biscuit songs. Please like them and/or boost them, I then know I’m not just talking to myself - it makes the googling and copy and pasting worth it. *note the Twitter account is someone else*
One for the Hearts fans:
The raft of dreams we sailed in the bay
Has foundered on the reefs of today
Ill wind blows through my cape of no hope
Dock Road can-lad on the end of a rope
Yet by the stream in summer time
The charming lark, the country chime
Smite this faithless pantomime
Welcome to the daylight at the back of my mind
Even men with steel hearts love to see a dog on the pitch
Occasional posting of some of the finest lines from Half Man Half Biscuit songs. Please like them and/or boost them, I then know I’m not just talking to myself - it makes the googling and copy and pasting worth it. *note the Twitter account is someone else*
Hair Like Brian May Blues
I woke up about eleven with hair like Brian May
I woke up about eleven (oooh) with hair like Brian May
I’m supposed to be the hardest man on the estate
I’m gonna go down to the river, the one that they call the Dee
I’m gonna go down to the river (oooh), that old snake they call the Dee
Lord you gotta let me drown so those ringlets they won’t see
Oh I need this situation about as much as I need
The Armoury Show’s entire back catalogue
Occasional posting of some of the finest lines from Half Man Half Biscuit songs. Please like them and/or boost them, I then know I’m not just talking to myself - it makes the googling and copy and pasting worth it. *note the Twitter account is someone else*
Mathematically Safe
May morning, hanging round a trapdoor
Saw a girl like I’ve never seen before
I wanna make her mathematically safe
Wanna keep her mathematically safe
Take her up where we’re mathematically safe
Gonna wake up mathematically safe
Mid table there’s nothing much on my fork
It’s alright though ‘cos I can go for my walk
Around Cartmel, mathematically safe
Ain’t no alarm bell, we’re mathematically safe
On a lilo, in a sea of alright
I’m a mongrel and I just won a dog fight
#hmhb #HalfManHalfBiscuit
Occasional posting of some of the finest lines from Half Man Half Biscuit songs. Please like them and/or boost them, I then know I’m not just talking to myself - it makes the googling and copy and pasting worth it. *note the Twitter account is someone else*
Occasional posting of some of the finest lines from Half Man Half Biscuit songs. Please like them and/or boost them, I then know I’m not just talking to myself - it makes the googling and copy and pasting worth it. *note the Twitter account is someone else*
Time flies by when you're a driver of a train
Speeding out of Trumpton with a cargo of cocaine
I get high when I'm a pilot of a plane
Touching down in Camberwick, I'm stoned out of my brain.
Under bridges, over bridges, to our destination
Careful with that spliff, Eugene, it causes condensation.
Occasional posting of some of the finest lines from Half Man Half Biscuit songs. Please like them and/or boost them, I then know I’m not just talking to myself - it makes the googling and copy and pasting worth it. *note the Twitter account is someone else*
Occasional posting of some of the finest lines from Half Man Half Biscuit songs. Please like them and/or boost them, I then know I’m not just talking to myself - it makes the googling and copy and pasting worth it. *note the Twitter account is someone else*
Occasional posting of some of the finest lines from Half Man Half Biscuit songs. Please like them and/or boost them, I then know I’m not just talking to myself - it makes the googling and copy and pasting worth it. *note the Twitter account is someone else*
Occasional posting of some of the finest lines from Half Man Half Biscuit songs. Please like them and/or boost them, I then know I’m not just talking to myself - it makes the googling and copy and pasting worth it. *note the Twitter account is someone else*
Occasional posting of some of the finest lines from Half Man Half Biscuit songs. Please like them and/or boost them, I then know I’m not just talking to myself - it makes the googling and copy and pasting worth it. *note the Twitter account is someone else*
“It’s Cliched To Be Cynical At Christmas”
Now how did I guess
You were going to express
Your disdain at the crane
With the bright fairy lights
And you’d moan at the snow
‘Cos your car wouldn’t go
Oh it’s cliched
To be cynical
At Christmas
You don’t have a tree
And your smile has a fee
All the same, here’s a card
For your boring facade
Jingle Bells, piney smells
All the boys and the girls
Say it’s cliched
To be cynical
At Christmas
Oh it’s cliched
To be cynical
At Christmas