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Half Man Half Biscuit lyrics @hmhbLyrics@mastodonapp.uk · Apr 22, 2026
“Mathematically Safe” May morning, hanging round a trapdoor
Saw a girl like I’ve never seen before
I wanna make her mathematically safe
Wanna keep her mathematically safe
Take her up where we’re mathematically safe
Gonna wake up mathematically safe Mid table there’s nothing much on my fork
It’s alright though ‘cos I can go for my walk
Around Cartmel, mathematically safe
Ain’t no alarm bell, we’re mathematically safe
On a lilo, in a sea of alright
I’m a mongrel and I just won a dog fight #hmhb #HalfManHalfBiscuit
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Half Man Half Biscuit lyrics @hmhbLyrics@mastodonapp.uk · Mar 07, 2026
I’ve drank too much black coffee
Read too much Bill Burroughs
I’ve been a he, I’ve been a she
A “maybe” and “who knows”
I’ve had the CBGBs
I’ve turkeyed way upstate
So don’t you rock me, Daddio Oh does your heroin lose its glamour on the washboard overnight?
When your mother says “Don’t do it” do you crank it up in spite?
Do you rob your brother’s Giro? Do you talk a load of shite?
Does your heroin lose its glamour on the washboard overnight? #hmhb #HalfManHalfBiscuit
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Half Man Half Biscuit lyrics @hmhbLyrics@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 22, 2026
“What made Colombia famous” What price your bluster What price your smarm I’ve seen body parts lying in biology labs With far more charm Oh, big truck, Innsbruck King of the Hill Cock-a-doodle-doo What made Colombia famous Has made a prick out of you #hmhb #HalfManHalfBiscuit
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Judith @aroundthehills@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 19, 2026
Today's earworm is triggered partly by the arrest of wrong 'un Andrew but mainly by both the King and the Prime Minister saying he should be treated just like any other alleged criminal. "They came for Dani Behr, I said she’s over there, behind the wardrobe." https://halfmanhalfbiscuit.uk/lyrics/four-lads-who-shook-the-wirral-1998/turn-blind-eye/ #HMHB
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Sue W @sueW@mastodonapp.uk · Jan 30, 2026
Safe to say 1906 miles is the furthest I've travelled to see #halfmanhalfbiscuit #hmhb
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