Jess 📎😷✊

Jess 📎😷✊

@halfwitamerican@beige.party

Teacher. Lore keeper. Science believer. Pragmatist, but out of hopeful green stuff woven. Also: Gamer. Critter enthusiast. Recovering academic. Part-time Druid. Freelance Honey Badger. Borderline normal. Profile picture is Moo Deng, a pygmy hippo, projecting anger with her mouth open wide, photoshopped into Edvard Munch's "The Scream." Background picture is a vandalized mural in Austin, TX that used to say "You're My Butter Half" and now reads "You're My Butt Hole."

Jess 📎😷✊

@halfwitamerican@beige.party

Teacher. Lore keeper. Science believer. Pragmatist, but out of hopeful green stuff woven. Also: Gamer. Critter enthusiast. Recovering academic. Part-time Druid. Freelance Honey Badger. Borderline normal. Profile picture is Moo Deng, a pygmy hippo, projecting anger with her mouth open wide, photoshopped into Edvard Munch's "The Scream." Background picture is a vandalized mural in Austin, TX that used to say "You're My Butter Half" and now reads "You're My Butt Hole."

Jess 📎😷✊

@halfwitamerican@beige.party

Teacher. Lore keeper. Science believer. Pragmatist, but out of hopeful green stuff woven. Also: Gamer. Critter enthusiast. Recovering academic. Part-time Druid. Freelance Honey Badger. Borderline normal. Profile picture is Moo Deng, a pygmy hippo, projecting anger with her mouth open wide, photoshopped into Edvard Munch's "The Scream." Background picture is a vandalized mural in Austin, TX that used to say "You're My Butter Half" and now reads "You're My Butt Hole."

Jess 📎😷✊

@halfwitamerican@beige.party

Teacher. Lore keeper. Science believer. Pragmatist, but out of hopeful green stuff woven. Also: Gamer. Critter enthusiast. Recovering academic. Part-time Druid. Freelance Honey Badger. Borderline normal. Profile picture is Moo Deng, a pygmy hippo, projecting anger with her mouth open wide, photoshopped into Edvard Munch's "The Scream." Background picture is a vandalized mural in Austin, TX that used to say "You're My Butter Half" and now reads "You're My Butt Hole."

Jess 📎😷✊

@halfwitamerican@beige.party

Teacher. Lore keeper. Science believer. Pragmatist, but out of hopeful green stuff woven. Also: Gamer. Critter enthusiast. Recovering academic. Part-time Druid. Freelance Honey Badger. Borderline normal. Profile picture is Moo Deng, a pygmy hippo, projecting anger with her mouth open wide, photoshopped into Edvard Munch's "The Scream." Background picture is a vandalized mural in Austin, TX that used to say "You're My Butter Half" and now reads "You're My Butt Hole."

Jess 📎😷✊

@halfwitamerican@beige.party

Teacher. Lore keeper. Science believer. Pragmatist, but out of hopeful green stuff woven. Also: Gamer. Critter enthusiast. Recovering academic. Part-time Druid. Freelance Honey Badger. Borderline normal. Profile picture is Moo Deng, a pygmy hippo, projecting anger with her mouth open wide, photoshopped into Edvard Munch's "The Scream." Background picture is a vandalized mural in Austin, TX that used to say "You're My Butter Half" and now reads "You're My Butt Hole."

Jess 📎😷✊

@halfwitamerican@beige.party

Teacher. Lore keeper. Science believer. Pragmatist, but out of hopeful green stuff woven. Also: Gamer. Critter enthusiast. Recovering academic. Part-time Druid. Freelance Honey Badger. Borderline normal. Profile picture is Moo Deng, a pygmy hippo, projecting anger with her mouth open wide, photoshopped into Edvard Munch's "The Scream." Background picture is a vandalized mural in Austin, TX that used to say "You're My Butter Half" and now reads "You're My Butt Hole."

Jess 📎😷✊

@halfwitamerican@beige.party

Teacher. Lore keeper. Science believer. Pragmatist, but out of hopeful green stuff woven. Also: Gamer. Critter enthusiast. Recovering academic. Part-time Druid. Freelance Honey Badger. Borderline normal. Profile picture is Moo Deng, a pygmy hippo, projecting anger with her mouth open wide, photoshopped into Edvard Munch's "The Scream." Background picture is a vandalized mural in Austin, TX that used to say "You're My Butter Half" and now reads "You're My Butt Hole."

Jess 📎😷✊

@halfwitamerican@beige.party

Teacher. Lore keeper. Science believer. Pragmatist, but out of hopeful green stuff woven. Also: Gamer. Critter enthusiast. Recovering academic. Part-time Druid. Freelance Honey Badger. Borderline normal. Profile picture is Moo Deng, a pygmy hippo, projecting anger with her mouth open wide, photoshopped into Edvard Munch's "The Scream." Background picture is a vandalized mural in Austin, TX that used to say "You're My Butter Half" and now reads "You're My Butt Hole."

Jess 📎😷✊

@halfwitamerican@beige.party

Teacher. Lore keeper. Science believer. Pragmatist, but out of hopeful green stuff woven. Also: Gamer. Critter enthusiast. Recovering academic. Part-time Druid. Freelance Honey Badger. Borderline normal. Profile picture is Moo Deng, a pygmy hippo, projecting anger with her mouth open wide, photoshopped into Edvard Munch's "The Scream." Background picture is a vandalized mural in Austin, TX that used to say "You're My Butter Half" and now reads "You're My Butt Hole."

Jess 📎😷✊

@halfwitamerican@beige.party

Teacher. Lore keeper. Science believer. Pragmatist, but out of hopeful green stuff woven. Also: Gamer. Critter enthusiast. Recovering academic. Part-time Druid. Freelance Honey Badger. Borderline normal. Profile picture is Moo Deng, a pygmy hippo, projecting anger with her mouth open wide, photoshopped into Edvard Munch's "The Scream." Background picture is a vandalized mural in Austin, TX that used to say "You're My Butter Half" and now reads "You're My Butt Hole."

Jess 📎😷✊

@halfwitamerican@beige.party

Teacher. Lore keeper. Science believer. Pragmatist, but out of hopeful green stuff woven. Also: Gamer. Critter enthusiast. Recovering academic. Part-time Druid. Freelance Honey Badger. Borderline normal. Profile picture is Moo Deng, a pygmy hippo, projecting anger with her mouth open wide, photoshopped into Edvard Munch's "The Scream." Background picture is a vandalized mural in Austin, TX that used to say "You're My Butter Half" and now reads "You're My Butt Hole."

Jess 📎😷✊

@halfwitamerican@beige.party

Teacher. Lore keeper. Science believer. Pragmatist, but out of hopeful green stuff woven. Also: Gamer. Critter enthusiast. Recovering academic. Part-time Druid. Freelance Honey Badger. Borderline normal. Profile picture is Moo Deng, a pygmy hippo, projecting anger with her mouth open wide, photoshopped into Edvard Munch's "The Scream." Background picture is a vandalized mural in Austin, TX that used to say "You're My Butter Half" and now reads "You're My Butt Hole."

Jess 📎😷✊

@halfwitamerican@beige.party

Teacher. Lore keeper. Science believer. Pragmatist, but out of hopeful green stuff woven. Also: Gamer. Critter enthusiast. Recovering academic. Part-time Druid. Freelance Honey Badger. Borderline normal. Profile picture is Moo Deng, a pygmy hippo, projecting anger with her mouth open wide, photoshopped into Edvard Munch's "The Scream." Background picture is a vandalized mural in Austin, TX that used to say "You're My Butter Half" and now reads "You're My Butt Hole."

Jess 📎😷✊

@halfwitamerican@beige.party

Teacher. Lore keeper. Science believer. Pragmatist, but out of hopeful green stuff woven. Also: Gamer. Critter enthusiast. Recovering academic. Part-time Druid. Freelance Honey Badger. Borderline normal. Profile picture is Moo Deng, a pygmy hippo, projecting anger with her mouth open wide, photoshopped into Edvard Munch's "The Scream." Background picture is a vandalized mural in Austin, TX that used to say "You're My Butter Half" and now reads "You're My Butt Hole."

Jess 📎😷✊

@halfwitamerican@beige.party

Teacher. Lore keeper. Science believer. Pragmatist, but out of hopeful green stuff woven. Also: Gamer. Critter enthusiast. Recovering academic. Part-time Druid. Freelance Honey Badger. Borderline normal. Profile picture is Moo Deng, a pygmy hippo, projecting anger with her mouth open wide, photoshopped into Edvard Munch's "The Scream." Background picture is a vandalized mural in Austin, TX that used to say "You're My Butter Half" and now reads "You're My Butt Hole."

Jess 📎😷✊

@halfwitamerican@beige.party

Teacher. Lore keeper. Science believer. Pragmatist, but out of hopeful green stuff woven. Also: Gamer. Critter enthusiast. Recovering academic. Part-time Druid. Freelance Honey Badger. Borderline normal. Profile picture is Moo Deng, a pygmy hippo, projecting anger with her mouth open wide, photoshopped into Edvard Munch's "The Scream." Background picture is a vandalized mural in Austin, TX that used to say "You're My Butter Half" and now reads "You're My Butt Hole."

Jess 📎😷✊

@halfwitamerican@beige.party

Teacher. Lore keeper. Science believer. Pragmatist, but out of hopeful green stuff woven. Also: Gamer. Critter enthusiast. Recovering academic. Part-time Druid. Freelance Honey Badger. Borderline normal. Profile picture is Moo Deng, a pygmy hippo, projecting anger with her mouth open wide, photoshopped into Edvard Munch's "The Scream." Background picture is a vandalized mural in Austin, TX that used to say "You're My Butter Half" and now reads "You're My Butt Hole."

Jess 📎😷✊

@halfwitamerican@beige.party

Teacher. Lore keeper. Science believer. Pragmatist, but out of hopeful green stuff woven. Also: Gamer. Critter enthusiast. Recovering academic. Part-time Druid. Freelance Honey Badger. Borderline normal. Profile picture is Moo Deng, a pygmy hippo, projecting anger with her mouth open wide, photoshopped into Edvard Munch's "The Scream." Background picture is a vandalized mural in Austin, TX that used to say "You're My Butter Half" and now reads "You're My Butt Hole."

Jess 📎😷✊

@halfwitamerican@beige.party

Teacher. Lore keeper. Science believer. Pragmatist, but out of hopeful green stuff woven. Also: Gamer. Critter enthusiast. Recovering academic. Part-time Druid. Freelance Honey Badger. Borderline normal. Profile picture is Moo Deng, a pygmy hippo, projecting anger with her mouth open wide, photoshopped into Edvard Munch's "The Scream." Background picture is a vandalized mural in Austin, TX that used to say "You're My Butter Half" and now reads "You're My Butt Hole."