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elverkonge

@elverkonge@beige.party
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Shitposter with a heart of gold. In a trophy case.

Best Father Ever award winner (awarded by my daughters), 2,000+ consecutive days and counting.

I'm not for everyone, and that's ok. Please take a moment to understand the consequences before following back, particularly if I said something that sounds potentially meaningful. It probably won't happen again.

Unrepentant potty mouth.

Cacogen. Anthropomorph.

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elverkonge
elverkonge @elverkonge@beige.party · Apr 23, 2026
elverkonge
@elverkonge@beige.party

Shitposter with a heart of gold. In a trophy case. Best Father Ever award winner (awarded by my daughters), 2,000+ consecutive days and counting. I'm not for everyone, and that's ok. Please take a moment to understand the consequences before following back, particularly if I said something that sounds potentially meaningful. It probably won't happen again. Unrepentant potty mouth. Cacogen. Anthropomorph.

beige.party

Meetings on my calendar looking like a Tetris tower. I’m losing.

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elverkonge @elverkonge@beige.party · Apr 18, 2026
elverkonge
@elverkonge@beige.party

Shitposter with a heart of gold. In a trophy case. Best Father Ever award winner (awarded by my daughters), 2,000+ consecutive days and counting. I'm not for everyone, and that's ok. Please take a moment to understand the consequences before following back, particularly if I said something that sounds potentially meaningful. It probably won't happen again. Unrepentant potty mouth. Cacogen. Anthropomorph.

beige.party

@laprice@beige.party illegitimate partisan instrument says what?

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elverkonge
elverkonge @elverkonge@beige.party · Apr 18, 2026
elverkonge
@elverkonge@beige.party

Shitposter with a heart of gold. In a trophy case. Best Father Ever award winner (awarded by my daughters), 2,000+ consecutive days and counting. I'm not for everyone, and that's ok. Please take a moment to understand the consequences before following back, particularly if I said something that sounds potentially meaningful. It probably won't happen again. Unrepentant potty mouth. Cacogen. Anthropomorph.

beige.party
Replying to @Nerde@beige.party
@Nerde@beige.party 😄 much better mindset
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elverkonge
elverkonge @elverkonge@beige.party · Apr 18, 2026
elverkonge
@elverkonge@beige.party

Shitposter with a heart of gold. In a trophy case. Best Father Ever award winner (awarded by my daughters), 2,000+ consecutive days and counting. I'm not for everyone, and that's ok. Please take a moment to understand the consequences before following back, particularly if I said something that sounds potentially meaningful. It probably won't happen again. Unrepentant potty mouth. Cacogen. Anthropomorph.

beige.party
Replying to @elverkonge@beige.party
Perhaps best described as "wet-crunchy". Not a fan.
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elverkonge
elverkonge @elverkonge@beige.party · Apr 18, 2026
elverkonge
@elverkonge@beige.party

Shitposter with a heart of gold. In a trophy case. Best Father Ever award winner (awarded by my daughters), 2,000+ consecutive days and counting. I'm not for everyone, and that's ok. Please take a moment to understand the consequences before following back, particularly if I said something that sounds potentially meaningful. It probably won't happen again. Unrepentant potty mouth. Cacogen. Anthropomorph.

beige.party

When did my knees get so loud? 😬

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elverkonge
elverkonge @elverkonge@beige.party · Apr 18, 2026
elverkonge
@elverkonge@beige.party

Shitposter with a heart of gold. In a trophy case. Best Father Ever award winner (awarded by my daughters), 2,000+ consecutive days and counting. I'm not for everyone, and that's ok. Please take a moment to understand the consequences before following back, particularly if I said something that sounds potentially meaningful. It probably won't happen again. Unrepentant potty mouth. Cacogen. Anthropomorph.

beige.party

@JustaJason007@beige.party 10+ million excess deaths annually, globally, is probably unrelated 🙃

beige.party

JustaJason 🦜 (@JustaJason007@beige.party) - beige.party

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elverkonge
elverkonge @elverkonge@beige.party · Apr 16, 2026
elverkonge
@elverkonge@beige.party

Shitposter with a heart of gold. In a trophy case. Best Father Ever award winner (awarded by my daughters), 2,000+ consecutive days and counting. I'm not for everyone, and that's ok. Please take a moment to understand the consequences before following back, particularly if I said something that sounds potentially meaningful. It probably won't happen again. Unrepentant potty mouth. Cacogen. Anthropomorph.

beige.party

curried rice is very nice

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elverkonge
elverkonge @elverkonge@beige.party · Apr 16, 2026
elverkonge
@elverkonge@beige.party

Shitposter with a heart of gold. In a trophy case. Best Father Ever award winner (awarded by my daughters), 2,000+ consecutive days and counting. I'm not for everyone, and that's ok. Please take a moment to understand the consequences before following back, particularly if I said something that sounds potentially meaningful. It probably won't happen again. Unrepentant potty mouth. Cacogen. Anthropomorph.

beige.party
Replying to @adhdeanasl@beige.party
@adhdeanasl@beige.party I'm sorry, and I hope it is overturned. Simple courtesy and decency shouldn't be punished.
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elverkonge
elverkonge @elverkonge@beige.party · Apr 16, 2026
elverkonge
@elverkonge@beige.party

Shitposter with a heart of gold. In a trophy case. Best Father Ever award winner (awarded by my daughters), 2,000+ consecutive days and counting. I'm not for everyone, and that's ok. Please take a moment to understand the consequences before following back, particularly if I said something that sounds potentially meaningful. It probably won't happen again. Unrepentant potty mouth. Cacogen. Anthropomorph.

beige.party
Replying to @djm62@beige.party
@djm62@beige.party AI fedi scraper service ✋ fedi AI scrapper service 👈
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elverkonge
elverkonge @elverkonge@beige.party · Apr 10, 2026
elverkonge
@elverkonge@beige.party

Shitposter with a heart of gold. In a trophy case. Best Father Ever award winner (awarded by my daughters), 2,000+ consecutive days and counting. I'm not for everyone, and that's ok. Please take a moment to understand the consequences before following back, particularly if I said something that sounds potentially meaningful. It probably won't happen again. Unrepentant potty mouth. Cacogen. Anthropomorph.

beige.party
Replying to @ghostradio@mindly.social
@ghostradio 😂😐😔
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elverkonge
elverkonge @elverkonge@beige.party · Apr 10, 2026
elverkonge
@elverkonge@beige.party

Shitposter with a heart of gold. In a trophy case. Best Father Ever award winner (awarded by my daughters), 2,000+ consecutive days and counting. I'm not for everyone, and that's ok. Please take a moment to understand the consequences before following back, particularly if I said something that sounds potentially meaningful. It probably won't happen again. Unrepentant potty mouth. Cacogen. Anthropomorph.

beige.party

If I sense the aura of a vibe of an energy of the ambience of sealioning coming from someone, that's gonna be a mute from me, dawg.

It doesn't even have to be pointed at me. It stinks up the whole room.

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elverkonge
elverkonge @elverkonge@beige.party · Apr 07, 2026
elverkonge
@elverkonge@beige.party

Shitposter with a heart of gold. In a trophy case. Best Father Ever award winner (awarded by my daughters), 2,000+ consecutive days and counting. I'm not for everyone, and that's ok. Please take a moment to understand the consequences before following back, particularly if I said something that sounds potentially meaningful. It probably won't happen again. Unrepentant potty mouth. Cacogen. Anthropomorph.

beige.party
Replying to @tayfonay@beige.party
@tayfonay They all need consequences.
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elverkonge
elverkonge @elverkonge@beige.party · Apr 04, 2026
elverkonge
@elverkonge@beige.party

Shitposter with a heart of gold. In a trophy case. Best Father Ever award winner (awarded by my daughters), 2,000+ consecutive days and counting. I'm not for everyone, and that's ok. Please take a moment to understand the consequences before following back, particularly if I said something that sounds potentially meaningful. It probably won't happen again. Unrepentant potty mouth. Cacogen. Anthropomorph.

beige.party
Replying to @monstreline@ottawa.place
@monstreline Myopic, so if I read in bed just no glasses required.
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elverkonge
elverkonge @elverkonge@beige.party · Mar 25, 2026
elverkonge
@elverkonge@beige.party

Shitposter with a heart of gold. In a trophy case. Best Father Ever award winner (awarded by my daughters), 2,000+ consecutive days and counting. I'm not for everyone, and that's ok. Please take a moment to understand the consequences before following back, particularly if I said something that sounds potentially meaningful. It probably won't happen again. Unrepentant potty mouth. Cacogen. Anthropomorph.

beige.party
Replying to @gildilinie@beige.party
@gildilinie I do, in fact.
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elverkonge
elverkonge @elverkonge@beige.party · Mar 25, 2026
elverkonge
@elverkonge@beige.party

Shitposter with a heart of gold. In a trophy case. Best Father Ever award winner (awarded by my daughters), 2,000+ consecutive days and counting. I'm not for everyone, and that's ok. Please take a moment to understand the consequences before following back, particularly if I said something that sounds potentially meaningful. It probably won't happen again. Unrepentant potty mouth. Cacogen. Anthropomorph.

beige.party
Replying to @mayintoronto@beige.party
@mayintoronto@beige.party accidental design reality more like
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elverkonge
elverkonge @elverkonge@beige.party · Mar 15, 2026
elverkonge
@elverkonge@beige.party

Shitposter with a heart of gold. In a trophy case. Best Father Ever award winner (awarded by my daughters), 2,000+ consecutive days and counting. I'm not for everyone, and that's ok. Please take a moment to understand the consequences before following back, particularly if I said something that sounds potentially meaningful. It probably won't happen again. Unrepentant potty mouth. Cacogen. Anthropomorph.

beige.party
Replying to @kimlockhartga@beige.party
@kimlockhartga just making minimum payments at the last moment 😄
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elverkonge
elverkonge @elverkonge@beige.party · Feb 10, 2026
elverkonge
@elverkonge@beige.party

Shitposter with a heart of gold. In a trophy case. Best Father Ever award winner (awarded by my daughters), 2,000+ consecutive days and counting. I'm not for everyone, and that's ok. Please take a moment to understand the consequences before following back, particularly if I said something that sounds potentially meaningful. It probably won't happen again. Unrepentant potty mouth. Cacogen. Anthropomorph.

beige.party
Replying to @RickiTarr@beige.party
@RickiTarr@beige.party not well enough, just saying
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elverkonge
elverkonge @elverkonge@beige.party · Aug 22, 2025
elverkonge
@elverkonge@beige.party

Shitposter with a heart of gold. In a trophy case. Best Father Ever award winner (awarded by my daughters), 2,000+ consecutive days and counting. I'm not for everyone, and that's ok. Please take a moment to understand the consequences before following back, particularly if I said something that sounds potentially meaningful. It probably won't happen again. Unrepentant potty mouth. Cacogen. Anthropomorph.

beige.party
Replying to @maxleibman@beige.party
@maxleibman@beige.party crying over here
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elverkonge
elverkonge @elverkonge@beige.party · Aug 15, 2025
elverkonge
@elverkonge@beige.party

Shitposter with a heart of gold. In a trophy case. Best Father Ever award winner (awarded by my daughters), 2,000+ consecutive days and counting. I'm not for everyone, and that's ok. Please take a moment to understand the consequences before following back, particularly if I said something that sounds potentially meaningful. It probably won't happen again. Unrepentant potty mouth. Cacogen. Anthropomorph.

beige.party
Replying to @RickiTarr@beige.party
@RickiTarr@beige.party This is pretty funny in a slightly different way if intentional.
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elverkonge
elverkonge @elverkonge@beige.party · Feb 14, 2025
elverkonge
@elverkonge@beige.party

Shitposter with a heart of gold. In a trophy case. Best Father Ever award winner (awarded by my daughters), 2,000+ consecutive days and counting. I'm not for everyone, and that's ok. Please take a moment to understand the consequences before following back, particularly if I said something that sounds potentially meaningful. It probably won't happen again. Unrepentant potty mouth. Cacogen. Anthropomorph.

beige.party
Replying to @talia_christine@beige.party
@talia_christine@beige.party He's just keeping it real.
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elverkonge
elverkonge @elverkonge@beige.party · Feb 14, 2025
elverkonge
@elverkonge@beige.party

Shitposter with a heart of gold. In a trophy case. Best Father Ever award winner (awarded by my daughters), 2,000+ consecutive days and counting. I'm not for everyone, and that's ok. Please take a moment to understand the consequences before following back, particularly if I said something that sounds potentially meaningful. It probably won't happen again. Unrepentant potty mouth. Cacogen. Anthropomorph.

beige.party
Replying to @talia_christine@beige.party
@talia_christine@beige.party I mean, it is a scam website.
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elverkonge
elverkonge @elverkonge@beige.party · Aug 23, 2024
elverkonge
@elverkonge@beige.party

Shitposter with a heart of gold. In a trophy case. Best Father Ever award winner (awarded by my daughters), 2,000+ consecutive days and counting. I'm not for everyone, and that's ok. Please take a moment to understand the consequences before following back, particularly if I said something that sounds potentially meaningful. It probably won't happen again. Unrepentant potty mouth. Cacogen. Anthropomorph.

beige.party
Replying to @maxleibman@mastodon.social
@maxleibman @RickiTarr They want to be victimized *almost* as much as they would like a girl to talk to them.
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elverkonge
elverkonge @elverkonge@beige.party · Jan 29, 2024
elverkonge
@elverkonge@beige.party

Shitposter with a heart of gold. In a trophy case. Best Father Ever award winner (awarded by my daughters), 2,000+ consecutive days and counting. I'm not for everyone, and that's ok. Please take a moment to understand the consequences before following back, particularly if I said something that sounds potentially meaningful. It probably won't happen again. Unrepentant potty mouth. Cacogen. Anthropomorph.

beige.party
Replying to @scottjshapiro@mastodon.social
@scottjshapiro If you can't follow 3D chess, do not even question these 4D Go masters.
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