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Dragoniff

@dragoniff2@kolektiva.social
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Professional Misinformer | World renown Shitposter | Wanted in 14 states for 2nd and 3rd degree boy-kissing | May or may not be associated with any number of intellectual terrorist cells

Please, disregard the person behind the keyboard, he is just an imbecile.

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Joined September 15, 2023

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Dragoniff @dragoniff2@kolektiva.social · Jul 19, 2026
Dragoniff
@dragoniff2@kolektiva.social

Professional Misinformer | World renown Shitposter | Wanted in 14 states for 2nd and 3rd degree boy-kissing | May or may not be associated with any number of intellectual terrorist cells Please, disregard the person behind the keyboard, he is just an imbecile.

kolektiva.social
Replying to @jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net
@jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net hell yeah MPREG is free to use now! Wait, that doesn't sound right...
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Dragoniff @dragoniff2@kolektiva.social · Jun 21, 2026
Dragoniff
@dragoniff2@kolektiva.social

Professional Misinformer | World renown Shitposter | Wanted in 14 states for 2nd and 3rd degree boy-kissing | May or may not be associated with any number of intellectual terrorist cells Please, disregard the person behind the keyboard, he is just an imbecile.

kolektiva.social
Replying to @littlealex@infosec.exchange
@littlealex@infosec.exchange lmao fellas, do anyone here wanna bamboozle the nearest Amazon data center?
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Dragoniff @dragoniff2@kolektiva.social · Jun 14, 2026
Dragoniff
@dragoniff2@kolektiva.social

Professional Misinformer | World renown Shitposter | Wanted in 14 states for 2nd and 3rd degree boy-kissing | May or may not be associated with any number of intellectual terrorist cells Please, disregard the person behind the keyboard, he is just an imbecile.

kolektiva.social
Replying to @spaf@mstdn.social
@spaf@mstdn.social and better art
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Dragoniff @dragoniff2@kolektiva.social · May 11, 2026
Dragoniff
@dragoniff2@kolektiva.social

Professional Misinformer | World renown Shitposter | Wanted in 14 states for 2nd and 3rd degree boy-kissing | May or may not be associated with any number of intellectual terrorist cells Please, disregard the person behind the keyboard, he is just an imbecile.

kolektiva.social
Replying to @dirossauno@organica.social
@dirossauno@organica.social brigado
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Dragoniff @dragoniff2@kolektiva.social · May 05, 2026
Dragoniff
@dragoniff2@kolektiva.social

Professional Misinformer | World renown Shitposter | Wanted in 14 states for 2nd and 3rd degree boy-kissing | May or may not be associated with any number of intellectual terrorist cells Please, disregard the person behind the keyboard, he is just an imbecile.

kolektiva.social

Transação, transa, ação.

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Dragoniff @dragoniff2@kolektiva.social · May 05, 2026
Dragoniff
@dragoniff2@kolektiva.social

Professional Misinformer | World renown Shitposter | Wanted in 14 states for 2nd and 3rd degree boy-kissing | May or may not be associated with any number of intellectual terrorist cells Please, disregard the person behind the keyboard, he is just an imbecile.

kolektiva.social

I like to be a mysterious and enigmatic kinda person, like that one time I shat myself in middle school

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Dragoniff @dragoniff2@kolektiva.social · May 05, 2026
Dragoniff
@dragoniff2@kolektiva.social

Professional Misinformer | World renown Shitposter | Wanted in 14 states for 2nd and 3rd degree boy-kissing | May or may not be associated with any number of intellectual terrorist cells Please, disregard the person behind the keyboard, he is just an imbecile.

kolektiva.social

Much has been said about the idea of "Death of the author", but hear me out, what if we did a "Twink death of the author" instead?

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Dragoniff @dragoniff2@kolektiva.social · May 04, 2026
Dragoniff
@dragoniff2@kolektiva.social

Professional Misinformer | World renown Shitposter | Wanted in 14 states for 2nd and 3rd degree boy-kissing | May or may not be associated with any number of intellectual terrorist cells Please, disregard the person behind the keyboard, he is just an imbecile.

kolektiva.social

Literally anything+tomatoes and olive oil = Italian food

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Dragoniff @dragoniff2@kolektiva.social · May 03, 2026
Dragoniff
@dragoniff2@kolektiva.social

Professional Misinformer | World renown Shitposter | Wanted in 14 states for 2nd and 3rd degree boy-kissing | May or may not be associated with any number of intellectual terrorist cells Please, disregard the person behind the keyboard, he is just an imbecile.

kolektiva.social

it is said in the bible, in the book of revelations, that the end times will be heralded by Mogged and MaMogged

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Dragoniff @dragoniff2@kolektiva.social · May 03, 2026
Dragoniff
@dragoniff2@kolektiva.social

Professional Misinformer | World renown Shitposter | Wanted in 14 states for 2nd and 3rd degree boy-kissing | May or may not be associated with any number of intellectual terrorist cells Please, disregard the person behind the keyboard, he is just an imbecile.

kolektiva.social

Western society begun it's long process of decline right around the time using pointy hats regularly begun to be seen as unusual.

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Dragoniff @dragoniff2@kolektiva.social · May 03, 2026
Dragoniff
@dragoniff2@kolektiva.social

Professional Misinformer | World renown Shitposter | Wanted in 14 states for 2nd and 3rd degree boy-kissing | May or may not be associated with any number of intellectual terrorist cells Please, disregard the person behind the keyboard, he is just an imbecile.

kolektiva.social
Replying to @adhd_coffee@mastodon.social
@adhd_coffee why are you talking about me specifically? How do you know me?
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Dragoniff @dragoniff2@kolektiva.social · May 03, 2026
Dragoniff
@dragoniff2@kolektiva.social

Professional Misinformer | World renown Shitposter | Wanted in 14 states for 2nd and 3rd degree boy-kissing | May or may not be associated with any number of intellectual terrorist cells Please, disregard the person behind the keyboard, he is just an imbecile.

kolektiva.social

I like to treat my financial life the same way I do my colon.
We are always at full liquidity, baby!

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Dragoniff @dragoniff2@kolektiva.social · May 03, 2026
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@dragoniff2@kolektiva.social

Professional Misinformer | World renown Shitposter | Wanted in 14 states for 2nd and 3rd degree boy-kissing | May or may not be associated with any number of intellectual terrorist cells Please, disregard the person behind the keyboard, he is just an imbecile.

kolektiva.social

Na minha cidade tem uma lei que é proibido usar ovo de pato na comida, so pode ovo de galinha, embora a policia nunca faça nada com quem discumpre isso. é o tipo de lei soa bem no papel, mas no infringir dos ovos a coisa é muito diferente.

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Dragoniff @dragoniff2@kolektiva.social · May 03, 2026
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@dragoniff2@kolektiva.social

Professional Misinformer | World renown Shitposter | Wanted in 14 states for 2nd and 3rd degree boy-kissing | May or may not be associated with any number of intellectual terrorist cells Please, disregard the person behind the keyboard, he is just an imbecile.

kolektiva.social

An idea just occurred to me. If there was Youtube in the world of the pokemon games, it would 100% have a trend of like "Surviving a month only from pokemon challange" where the guy just replaces all furniture in his house with different pokemon species.

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Dragoniff @dragoniff2@kolektiva.social · May 01, 2026
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@dragoniff2@kolektiva.social

Professional Misinformer | World renown Shitposter | Wanted in 14 states for 2nd and 3rd degree boy-kissing | May or may not be associated with any number of intellectual terrorist cells Please, disregard the person behind the keyboard, he is just an imbecile.

kolektiva.social

Experiments have demonstrated that when faced with the choice of doing a shitty activity with free coffee or doing a cool activity where they have to pay for coffee, people will choose the former rather than the latter 100% of the time.
It's hardwired into human biology.

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Dragoniff @dragoniff2@kolektiva.social · Apr 29, 2026
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@dragoniff2@kolektiva.social

Professional Misinformer | World renown Shitposter | Wanted in 14 states for 2nd and 3rd degree boy-kissing | May or may not be associated with any number of intellectual terrorist cells Please, disregard the person behind the keyboard, he is just an imbecile.

kolektiva.social

Vc pode me prender, vc pode me torturar, vc pode me matar. Mas vc jamais vai me fazer parar de chamar o pix de picles

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Dragoniff @dragoniff2@kolektiva.social · Apr 29, 2026
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@dragoniff2@kolektiva.social

Professional Misinformer | World renown Shitposter | Wanted in 14 states for 2nd and 3rd degree boy-kissing | May or may not be associated with any number of intellectual terrorist cells Please, disregard the person behind the keyboard, he is just an imbecile.

kolektiva.social

meu dia: Tristeza e depressão
menina fofa: *aparece*
meu dia: alegria

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Dragoniff @dragoniff2@kolektiva.social · Apr 29, 2026
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@dragoniff2@kolektiva.social

Professional Misinformer | World renown Shitposter | Wanted in 14 states for 2nd and 3rd degree boy-kissing | May or may not be associated with any number of intellectual terrorist cells Please, disregard the person behind the keyboard, he is just an imbecile.

kolektiva.social

acabei de receber um e-mail de propaganda do Santander com o titulo "Show do Ed Sheeran no Brasil!"

Eu realmente não esperava rir tanto disso, puta q pariu. essa é a coisa mais santander q eu ja vi na minha vida

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Dragoniff @dragoniff2@kolektiva.social · Apr 29, 2026
Dragoniff
@dragoniff2@kolektiva.social

Professional Misinformer | World renown Shitposter | Wanted in 14 states for 2nd and 3rd degree boy-kissing | May or may not be associated with any number of intellectual terrorist cells Please, disregard the person behind the keyboard, he is just an imbecile.

kolektiva.social
Replying to @jackdaw_ruiz@normal.style
@jackdaw_ruiz I once ran into a group of non-binary friends on a dark alleyway. They took my phone and my wallet. Great people, all around.
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Dragoniff @dragoniff2@kolektiva.social · Apr 29, 2026
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@dragoniff2@kolektiva.social

Professional Misinformer | World renown Shitposter | Wanted in 14 states for 2nd and 3rd degree boy-kissing | May or may not be associated with any number of intellectual terrorist cells Please, disregard the person behind the keyboard, he is just an imbecile.

kolektiva.social
Replying to @dragoniff2@kolektiva.social
"I'm not bedrotting mom! Its called Coffinrotting! ITS DIFFERENT!"
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Dragoniff @dragoniff2@kolektiva.social · Apr 29, 2026
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@dragoniff2@kolektiva.social

Professional Misinformer | World renown Shitposter | Wanted in 14 states for 2nd and 3rd degree boy-kissing | May or may not be associated with any number of intellectual terrorist cells Please, disregard the person behind the keyboard, he is just an imbecile.

kolektiva.social

I just realized that if I were a vampire I'd have the perfect excuse to be a NEET.

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Dragoniff @dragoniff2@kolektiva.social · Apr 29, 2026
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@dragoniff2@kolektiva.social

Professional Misinformer | World renown Shitposter | Wanted in 14 states for 2nd and 3rd degree boy-kissing | May or may not be associated with any number of intellectual terrorist cells Please, disregard the person behind the keyboard, he is just an imbecile.

kolektiva.social

Eu:"Eu não tô nem aí! Eu não devo nada pra ninguém!"
FIES:"Tem certeza?"

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Dragoniff @dragoniff2@kolektiva.social · Apr 28, 2026
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@dragoniff2@kolektiva.social

Professional Misinformer | World renown Shitposter | Wanted in 14 states for 2nd and 3rd degree boy-kissing | May or may not be associated with any number of intellectual terrorist cells Please, disregard the person behind the keyboard, he is just an imbecile.

kolektiva.social

Sometimes people hit me with a weird ass acronym for something and expect me to know what the fuck it stands for, and I just go:
"Bruh, me no speak letters"

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Dragoniff @dragoniff2@kolektiva.social · Apr 28, 2026
Dragoniff
@dragoniff2@kolektiva.social

Professional Misinformer | World renown Shitposter | Wanted in 14 states for 2nd and 3rd degree boy-kissing | May or may not be associated with any number of intellectual terrorist cells Please, disregard the person behind the keyboard, he is just an imbecile.

kolektiva.social

I'm lonely -_-

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Dragoniff @dragoniff2@kolektiva.social · Apr 26, 2026
Dragoniff
@dragoniff2@kolektiva.social

Professional Misinformer | World renown Shitposter | Wanted in 14 states for 2nd and 3rd degree boy-kissing | May or may not be associated with any number of intellectual terrorist cells Please, disregard the person behind the keyboard, he is just an imbecile.

kolektiva.social
Replying to @syphist@zoner.work
@syphist meow
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Dragoniff @dragoniff2@kolektiva.social · Apr 26, 2026
Dragoniff
@dragoniff2@kolektiva.social

Professional Misinformer | World renown Shitposter | Wanted in 14 states for 2nd and 3rd degree boy-kissing | May or may not be associated with any number of intellectual terrorist cells Please, disregard the person behind the keyboard, he is just an imbecile.

kolektiva.social
Replying to @LaChasseuse@mastodon.scot
@LaChasseuse is that in Wick? That's why this photo is so wicked?
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Dragoniff @dragoniff2@kolektiva.social · Apr 25, 2026
Dragoniff
@dragoniff2@kolektiva.social

Professional Misinformer | World renown Shitposter | Wanted in 14 states for 2nd and 3rd degree boy-kissing | May or may not be associated with any number of intellectual terrorist cells Please, disregard the person behind the keyboard, he is just an imbecile.

kolektiva.social
Replying to @VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social yo, idk you fellas, but I'd do female Jhonny, nocap
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Dragoniff @dragoniff2@kolektiva.social · Apr 22, 2026
Dragoniff
@dragoniff2@kolektiva.social

Professional Misinformer | World renown Shitposter | Wanted in 14 states for 2nd and 3rd degree boy-kissing | May or may not be associated with any number of intellectual terrorist cells Please, disregard the person behind the keyboard, he is just an imbecile.

kolektiva.social
Replying to @Air_Quotes_Comedian@kolektiva.social
@Air_Quotes_Comedian Entanglement suggests big cat with a ball of yarn
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Dragoniff @dragoniff2@kolektiva.social · Apr 21, 2026
Dragoniff
@dragoniff2@kolektiva.social

Professional Misinformer | World renown Shitposter | Wanted in 14 states for 2nd and 3rd degree boy-kissing | May or may not be associated with any number of intellectual terrorist cells Please, disregard the person behind the keyboard, he is just an imbecile.

kolektiva.social
Replying to @usuario@instancia.org
@usuario vc consegue ouvir o povo na plateia rindo no fundo quando ele larga a braba. O mano era completamente intankavel, kkkkkkkkkk
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Dragoniff @dragoniff2@kolektiva.social · Apr 13, 2026
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@dragoniff2@kolektiva.social

Professional Misinformer | World renown Shitposter | Wanted in 14 states for 2nd and 3rd degree boy-kissing | May or may not be associated with any number of intellectual terrorist cells Please, disregard the person behind the keyboard, he is just an imbecile.

kolektiva.social

Sometimes I wonder if by using my spam as my inbox and my inbox as my spam if email would be more useable

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Dragoniff @dragoniff2@kolektiva.social · Apr 04, 2026
Dragoniff
@dragoniff2@kolektiva.social

Professional Misinformer | World renown Shitposter | Wanted in 14 states for 2nd and 3rd degree boy-kissing | May or may not be associated with any number of intellectual terrorist cells Please, disregard the person behind the keyboard, he is just an imbecile.

kolektiva.social

Hey fedi, I need suggestions of cool old obscure games to try out. Give me your best.

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Dragoniff @dragoniff2@kolektiva.social · Apr 02, 2026
Dragoniff
@dragoniff2@kolektiva.social

Professional Misinformer | World renown Shitposter | Wanted in 14 states for 2nd and 3rd degree boy-kissing | May or may not be associated with any number of intellectual terrorist cells Please, disregard the person behind the keyboard, he is just an imbecile.

kolektiva.social
Replying to @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange
@0xabad1dea God bless Microsoft
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Dragoniff @dragoniff2@kolektiva.social · Mar 31, 2026
Dragoniff
@dragoniff2@kolektiva.social

Professional Misinformer | World renown Shitposter | Wanted in 14 states for 2nd and 3rd degree boy-kissing | May or may not be associated with any number of intellectual terrorist cells Please, disregard the person behind the keyboard, he is just an imbecile.

kolektiva.social
Replying to @PurpleStephyr@thetransagenda.gay
@PurpleStephyr wish that could be everyday
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Dragoniff @dragoniff2@kolektiva.social · Mar 09, 2026
Dragoniff
@dragoniff2@kolektiva.social

Professional Misinformer | World renown Shitposter | Wanted in 14 states for 2nd and 3rd degree boy-kissing | May or may not be associated with any number of intellectual terrorist cells Please, disregard the person behind the keyboard, he is just an imbecile.

kolektiva.social

hello fedi, does anyone around here happens to know any place where one can *looks around from side to side*, lets say, "acquire" academic books without much hassle?

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