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Puzzle author, artist, weirdo.
Thinking about this track from Ye and Ms. Lauryn Hill called “I Can’t Wait” that I heard on the radio near St. Louis.
Last night I got forced out of my motel room backwards in my underwear and then handcuffed and interrogated by Albuquerque PD because some dude thought the guy that stole his jeep was in my room…
No knock, straight to loudspeaker and telling me to come out with my hands up. Then after they verified my info and checked everything, they let me out of the cuffs and said I was free to go, and I was like… “y’all had me come out in my underwear with no key or glasses…”
Appreciate Everything Endlessly.
Stop and look at the thing.
Go down all the rabbit holes.
(From @cabel@social.panic.com via @xoxo@xoxo.zone)
Fun new song for staying at a motel on vacation:
(To the tune of “if you’re happy and you know it”)
🎵 there’s a clown in the shower in your room
🤡 there’s a clown in the shower in your room
🎶 since your daddy didn’t check
🔪 now your whole family goes to heck
🚿 there’s a clown in the shower in your room
@dirtwizard666@cyberpunk.lol trash magic turns normal everyday humans into dump-stars. ⭐️
"Sorry if you think you’re too good for public transportation. You’re clearly not good enough at driving to have a license, so suck it up, buttercup."
YES! THIS!
👏 STOP 👏 BLAMING 👏 OTHERS 👏 FOR 👏 YOUR 👏 BAD👏 DRIVING 👏
