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Yer Pal, Mr. Cuzn Ed (he/him)

@cuzned@beige.party
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You probably used to follow me (if you're cool) as thecuzned@mastodon.social or thecuzned at the rotten birdsite.
You’ll be surprised to learn that none of those is my “real” name.
Middle-aged ADHDer, husband to a wife, person to a cat and a dog.
Lover of my hockey n' soccer n' baseball teams.
Not especially fond of fascists, racists, gun fetishists, or shitheads in general.
Pic is me (no filters).

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Joined October 31, 2024
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Music City, USA

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Yer Pal, Mr. Cuzn Ed (he/him) @cuzned@beige.party · Jun 29, 2026
Yer Pal, Mr. Cuzn Ed (he/him)
@cuzned@beige.party

You probably used to follow me (if you're cool) as thecuzned@mastodon.social or thecuzned at the rotten birdsite. You’ll be surprised to learn that none of those is my “real” name. Middle-aged ADHDer, husband to a wife, person to a cat and a dog. Lover of my hockey n' soccer n' baseball teams. Not especially fond of fascists, racists, gun fetishists, or shitheads in general. Pic is me (no filters).

beige.party
Replying to @ferrix@mastodon.online
@ferrix@mastodon.online @pem@mastodon.yshi.org @404mediaco@mastodon.social But do you get spaghettified on the last leg of your journey?
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Yer Pal, Mr. Cuzn Ed (he/him) @cuzned@beige.party · Jun 19, 2026
Yer Pal, Mr. Cuzn Ed (he/him)
@cuzned@beige.party

You probably used to follow me (if you're cool) as thecuzned@mastodon.social or thecuzned at the rotten birdsite. You’ll be surprised to learn that none of those is my “real” name. Middle-aged ADHDer, husband to a wife, person to a cat and a dog. Lover of my hockey n' soccer n' baseball teams. Not especially fond of fascists, racists, gun fetishists, or shitheads in general. Pic is me (no filters).

beige.party
Replying to @pussreboots@sfba.social
@pussreboots@sfba.social @catsalad@infosec.exchange Yeah, my cat is uninterested in boxes. But put a folded towel or shopping bag on any flat surface, and she is ON THAT.
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Yer Pal, Mr. Cuzn Ed (he/him) @cuzned@beige.party · May 11, 2026
Yer Pal, Mr. Cuzn Ed (he/him)
@cuzned@beige.party

You probably used to follow me (if you're cool) as thecuzned@mastodon.social or thecuzned at the rotten birdsite. You’ll be surprised to learn that none of those is my “real” name. Middle-aged ADHDer, husband to a wife, person to a cat and a dog. Lover of my hockey n' soccer n' baseball teams. Not especially fond of fascists, racists, gun fetishists, or shitheads in general. Pic is me (no filters).

beige.party
Replying to @angiebaby@mas.to
@angiebaby@mas.to @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party 👏👏👏
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Yer Pal, Mr. Cuzn Ed (he/him) @cuzned@beige.party · May 10, 2026
Yer Pal, Mr. Cuzn Ed (he/him)
@cuzned@beige.party

You probably used to follow me (if you're cool) as thecuzned@mastodon.social or thecuzned at the rotten birdsite. You’ll be surprised to learn that none of those is my “real” name. Middle-aged ADHDer, husband to a wife, person to a cat and a dog. Lover of my hockey n' soccer n' baseball teams. Not especially fond of fascists, racists, gun fetishists, or shitheads in general. Pic is me (no filters).

beige.party
Replying to @evelynefoerster@swiss.social
@evelynefoerster@swiss.social My wife is disappointed that you sidestepped both trombone and xylo-bone. 😆😋
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Yer Pal, Mr. Cuzn Ed (he/him) @cuzned@beige.party · May 04, 2026
Yer Pal, Mr. Cuzn Ed (he/him)
@cuzned@beige.party

You probably used to follow me (if you're cool) as thecuzned@mastodon.social or thecuzned at the rotten birdsite. You’ll be surprised to learn that none of those is my “real” name. Middle-aged ADHDer, husband to a wife, person to a cat and a dog. Lover of my hockey n' soccer n' baseball teams. Not especially fond of fascists, racists, gun fetishists, or shitheads in general. Pic is me (no filters).

beige.party

I keep my office door closed a lot of the time, ‘cause i’m easily distracted.
There’s a note on the outside that reads, “NO NEED TO KNOCK--COME ON IN!”
Nonetheless, i spend an annoying amount of time telling knockers to come in.

Thinking of changing the note to Malcolm Tucker’s classic, “COME THE FUCK IN OR FUCK THE FUCK OFF!”

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Yer Pal, Mr. Cuzn Ed (he/him) @cuzned@beige.party · May 02, 2026
Yer Pal, Mr. Cuzn Ed (he/him)
@cuzned@beige.party

You probably used to follow me (if you're cool) as thecuzned@mastodon.social or thecuzned at the rotten birdsite. You’ll be surprised to learn that none of those is my “real” name. Middle-aged ADHDer, husband to a wife, person to a cat and a dog. Lover of my hockey n' soccer n' baseball teams. Not especially fond of fascists, racists, gun fetishists, or shitheads in general. Pic is me (no filters).

beige.party

Sure, and Fox “News” has called itself “Fair and Balanced” for nigh on 30 gd years.
Position yourself however you like; that doesn’t actually make it ironic to discover (to no-one’s surprise) that it ain’t necessarily so.

RE: @samlitzinger@journa.host

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Yer Pal, Mr. Cuzn Ed (he/him) @cuzned@beige.party · May 02, 2026
Yer Pal, Mr. Cuzn Ed (he/him)
@cuzned@beige.party

You probably used to follow me (if you're cool) as thecuzned@mastodon.social or thecuzned at the rotten birdsite. You’ll be surprised to learn that none of those is my “real” name. Middle-aged ADHDer, husband to a wife, person to a cat and a dog. Lover of my hockey n' soccer n' baseball teams. Not especially fond of fascists, racists, gun fetishists, or shitheads in general. Pic is me (no filters).

beige.party

Gahhh, what a gorgeous birdy! 😍😍

RE: @donray@mastodon.online

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Yer Pal, Mr. Cuzn Ed (he/him) @cuzned@beige.party · Apr 11, 2026
Yer Pal, Mr. Cuzn Ed (he/him)
@cuzned@beige.party

You probably used to follow me (if you're cool) as thecuzned@mastodon.social or thecuzned at the rotten birdsite. You’ll be surprised to learn that none of those is my “real” name. Middle-aged ADHDer, husband to a wife, person to a cat and a dog. Lover of my hockey n' soccer n' baseball teams. Not especially fond of fascists, racists, gun fetishists, or shitheads in general. Pic is me (no filters).

beige.party
Replying to @dgar@aus.social
@dgar I still have a crate of records from my childhood. (Which are mostly my brother’s, actually.) And i got a bad turntable for digitizing them. Basically, if i have the vinyl, it’s because i haven’t found it on CD. Because of course i’m holding onto whatever physical media I have of each title for insurance. But for listening or “collecting”? Nah.
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Yer Pal, Mr. Cuzn Ed (he/him) @cuzned@beige.party · Apr 11, 2026
Yer Pal, Mr. Cuzn Ed (he/him)
@cuzned@beige.party

You probably used to follow me (if you're cool) as thecuzned@mastodon.social or thecuzned at the rotten birdsite. You’ll be surprised to learn that none of those is my “real” name. Middle-aged ADHDer, husband to a wife, person to a cat and a dog. Lover of my hockey n' soccer n' baseball teams. Not especially fond of fascists, racists, gun fetishists, or shitheads in general. Pic is me (no filters).

beige.party
Replying to @Violinknitter@wandering.shop
@Violinknitter@wandering.shop “Add a little water, shake me up, and you can get 1-3 more unsatisfying goes out of me!”
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Yer Pal, Mr. Cuzn Ed (he/him) @cuzned@beige.party · Apr 03, 2026
Yer Pal, Mr. Cuzn Ed (he/him)
@cuzned@beige.party

You probably used to follow me (if you're cool) as thecuzned@mastodon.social or thecuzned at the rotten birdsite. You’ll be surprised to learn that none of those is my “real” name. Middle-aged ADHDer, husband to a wife, person to a cat and a dog. Lover of my hockey n' soccer n' baseball teams. Not especially fond of fascists, racists, gun fetishists, or shitheads in general. Pic is me (no filters).

beige.party
Replying to @batkaren@mastodon.online
@batkaren@mastodon.online “HBD now stands for “happy batdog”. I have spoken.
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Yer Pal, Mr. Cuzn Ed (he/him) @cuzned@beige.party · Feb 22, 2026
Yer Pal, Mr. Cuzn Ed (he/him)
@cuzned@beige.party

You probably used to follow me (if you're cool) as thecuzned@mastodon.social or thecuzned at the rotten birdsite. You’ll be surprised to learn that none of those is my “real” name. Middle-aged ADHDer, husband to a wife, person to a cat and a dog. Lover of my hockey n' soccer n' baseball teams. Not especially fond of fascists, racists, gun fetishists, or shitheads in general. Pic is me (no filters).

beige.party
Replying to @wldmtngoat@universeodon.com
@wldmtngoat That was a beautiful kestrel, too!
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Yer Pal, Mr. Cuzn Ed (he/him) @cuzned@beige.party · Feb 22, 2026
Yer Pal, Mr. Cuzn Ed (he/him)
@cuzned@beige.party

You probably used to follow me (if you're cool) as thecuzned@mastodon.social or thecuzned at the rotten birdsite. You’ll be surprised to learn that none of those is my “real” name. Middle-aged ADHDer, husband to a wife, person to a cat and a dog. Lover of my hockey n' soccer n' baseball teams. Not especially fond of fascists, racists, gun fetishists, or shitheads in general. Pic is me (no filters).

beige.party
Replying to @gregthemiller@beige.party
@gregthemiller Well, they’re both Classic Rock now, so ya never know
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Yer Pal, Mr. Cuzn Ed (he/him) @cuzned@beige.party · Jan 02, 2026
Yer Pal, Mr. Cuzn Ed (he/him)
@cuzned@beige.party

You probably used to follow me (if you're cool) as thecuzned@mastodon.social or thecuzned at the rotten birdsite. You’ll be surprised to learn that none of those is my “real” name. Middle-aged ADHDer, husband to a wife, person to a cat and a dog. Lover of my hockey n' soccer n' baseball teams. Not especially fond of fascists, racists, gun fetishists, or shitheads in general. Pic is me (no filters).

beige.party
Replying to @Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt
@Natasha_Jay All the way thru, i was like, “Whoa, so impressive and artistic!” Then they spun it the last time, and i was like, “Wait... Am i high...?” 😵‍💫😊
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Yer Pal, Mr. Cuzn Ed (he/him) @cuzned@beige.party · Nov 12, 2024
Yer Pal, Mr. Cuzn Ed (he/him)
@cuzned@beige.party

You probably used to follow me (if you're cool) as thecuzned@mastodon.social or thecuzned at the rotten birdsite. You’ll be surprised to learn that none of those is my “real” name. Middle-aged ADHDer, husband to a wife, person to a cat and a dog. Lover of my hockey n' soccer n' baseball teams. Not especially fond of fascists, racists, gun fetishists, or shitheads in general. Pic is me (no filters).

beige.party
Replying to @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party Whoa. You’re really givin’ voice to the people’s... well, i guess “outrage” is the word.
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