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Colin

@colingourlay@bne.social
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• Hypertext wrangler
• #1 fan of @amanda@bne.social 🤷‍♀️ and Haskell 🐶
• My barista calls me Colon, Carling, Paulin…

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Joined May 03, 2022
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Colin @colingourlay@bne.social · May 22, 2026
Colin
@colingourlay@bne.social

• Hypertext wrangler • #1 fan of @amanda 🤷‍♀️ and Haskell 🐶 • My barista calls me Colon, Carling, Paulin…

bne.social

There's the issue.
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The fix:
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But wait —
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Actually, the cleanest approach:
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Wait, this is getting complicated.
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This is making a mess
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The problem:
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The right fix:
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Simplest correct fix:
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But wait —
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Actually — the simplest fix:
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Colin @colingourlay@bne.social · May 22, 2026
Colin
@colingourlay@bne.social

• Hypertext wrangler • #1 fan of @amanda 🤷‍♀️ and Haskell 🐶 • My barista calls me Colon, Carling, Paulin…

bne.social

I heard Anastacia's "Left Outside Alone" for the first time in forever, and for some reason, couldn't stop thinking about Jack Black. Next time you listen…you're welcome.

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Colin @colingourlay@bne.social · May 19, 2026
Colin
@colingourlay@bne.social

• Hypertext wrangler • #1 fan of @amanda 🤷‍♀️ and Haskell 🐶 • My barista calls me Colon, Carling, Paulin…

bne.social

I verified my age on Mastodon, by…being on Mastodon

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Colin @colingourlay@bne.social · May 14, 2026
Colin
@colingourlay@bne.social

• Hypertext wrangler • #1 fan of @amanda 🤷‍♀️ and Haskell 🐶 • My barista calls me Colon, Carling, Paulin…

bne.social

Coffee number thrwheeeeee!

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Colin @colingourlay@bne.social · May 07, 2026
Colin
@colingourlay@bne.social

• Hypertext wrangler • #1 fan of @amanda 🤷‍♀️ and Haskell 🐶 • My barista calls me Colon, Carling, Paulin…

bne.social

Look, all I'm saying is that if we'd all just bought into the Metaverse, we wouldn't be in this mess.

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Colin @colingourlay@bne.social · Apr 22, 2026
Colin
@colingourlay@bne.social

• Hypertext wrangler • #1 fan of @amanda 🤷‍♀️ and Haskell 🐶 • My barista calls me Colon, Carling, Paulin…

bne.social

@fox@front-end.social @benschwarz@front-end.social I was sold when I saw the word ‘hexagon’

front-end.social

karolina (@fox@front-end.social) - Front-End Social

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Colin @colingourlay@bne.social · Apr 04, 2026
Colin
@colingourlay@bne.social

• Hypertext wrangler • #1 fan of @amanda 🤷‍♀️ and Haskell 🐶 • My barista calls me Colon, Carling, Paulin…

bne.social
Replying to @kenney@mastodon.gamedev.place
@kenney@mastodon.gamedev.place foley-age?
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Colin @colingourlay@bne.social · Apr 01, 2026
Colin
@colingourlay@bne.social

• Hypertext wrangler • #1 fan of @amanda 🤷‍♀️ and Haskell 🐶 • My barista calls me Colon, Carling, Paulin…

bne.social
Replying to @lockelyfox@meow.social
@lockelyfox holy shit. I think they may have cracked (😅) the build quality since then, but that’s wild. Boiling water is no joke!!
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Colin @colingourlay@bne.social · Apr 01, 2026
Colin
@colingourlay@bne.social

• Hypertext wrangler • #1 fan of @amanda 🤷‍♀️ and Haskell 🐶 • My barista calls me Colon, Carling, Paulin…

bne.social
Replying to @lockelyfox@meow.social
@lockelyfox I know it won’t have the same feel as your favourite mug, but we got these and love them: https://www.masterreplicas.com/en-us/products/the-picard-tea-cup-set-1
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Colin @colingourlay@bne.social · Mar 23, 2026
Colin
@colingourlay@bne.social

• Hypertext wrangler • #1 fan of @amanda 🤷‍♀️ and Haskell 🐶 • My barista calls me Colon, Carling, Paulin…

bne.social

RE: @kenney@mastodon.gamedev.place

If you (a programmer) want to get your game ideas off the ground and have them look a bit better than ‘shit’, these are invaluable

mastodon.gamedev.place

Kenney: "What do you think the largest bundle of game asse…" - Gamedev Mastodon

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Colin @colingourlay@bne.social · Mar 15, 2026
Colin
@colingourlay@bne.social

• Hypertext wrangler • #1 fan of @amanda 🤷‍♀️ and Haskell 🐶 • My barista calls me Colon, Carling, Paulin…

bne.social
Replying to @grumpygamer@mastodon.gamedev.place
@grumpygamer@mastodon.gamedev.place the real joy for me was sitting watching the defrag visuals
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Colin @colingourlay@bne.social · Feb 18, 2026
Colin
@colingourlay@bne.social

• Hypertext wrangler • #1 fan of @amanda 🤷‍♀️ and Haskell 🐶 • My barista calls me Colon, Carling, Paulin…

bne.social
Replying to @parisba@cloudisland.nz
@parisba yes please!
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Colin @colingourlay@bne.social · Nov 30, 2022
Colin
@colingourlay@bne.social

• Hypertext wrangler • #1 fan of @amanda 🤷‍♀️ and Haskell 🐶 • My barista calls me Colon, Carling, Paulin…

bne.social
Replying to @craige@social.mcwhirter.io
@jwz@mastodon.social @craige@social.mcwhirter.io it wasn’t in my test, but i was told the pool of questions was much larger, so I’m just gonna assume that it was in there’s somewhere
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Colin @colingourlay@bne.social · Nov 29, 2022
Colin
@colingourlay@bne.social

• Hypertext wrangler • #1 fan of @amanda 🤷‍♀️ and Haskell 🐶 • My barista calls me Colon, Carling, Paulin…

bne.social
Replying to @jwz@mastodon.social
@jwz@mastodon.social wild that they published a list of things they aren’t working on (like accessibility) because their focus is apparently getting as many people in as possible, but they’re also pulling this shit. This per-account recruitment is antithetical to the macro vs micro prioritisation they’re claiming to follow. To quote an idiom I’ve picked up since living in Australia: “don’t piss on my back and tell me it’s raining”
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