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@clayfoot@mastodon.social
@clayfoot@mastodon.social @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
So, one can simply walk into Mordor?
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@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social
@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social
I DONE CAUGHT THAT TRUMPORRHEA
IM IN THE BATHROOM STALL
I HAD A MILLION DRAWERS
BUT I SHAT THEM ALL
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@stux@mstdn.social
@stux@mstdn.social I thought this said boost your character to level 80 insanity
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@dgar@aus.social
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@cmconseils@mastodon.social
@cmconseils@mastodon.social
A bit *on the nose* there, Mastodon 🤔
My prediction for a new out-of-touch billionaire flex:
keeping their mansions so cold that you see them in full winter gear inside their homes. In the middle of Summer. Meanwhile, people are dying from rising heat and energy costs.
Should I get blonde highlights? Seems like what errone doing
RE: @cmconseils@mastodon.social
My Hematological Romance
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@chickpeapole@mastodon.social
@chickpeapole@mastodon.social @sophieschmieg@infosec.exchange
Capital Expenditure budget is really tight this quarter
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@sophieschmieg@infosec.exchange
@sophieschmieg@infosec.exchange
"Not that I don't appreciate that you bought me a Chromebook, but I specifically requested a computer with 128 GB of RAM and a discrete GPU."
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@evacide@hachyderm.io
@evacide@hachyderm.io aren't they usually the ones doing the spying on Android users tho
I don't care if Mittens' parents got her a macbook neo. You have a perfectly good Chromebook.
Cats these days 🙄
Alas poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio.
I may be biased, but isn't my cat just the cutest
My Peanuts watch shows Woodstock in the date window on the first of the month. So there's that.
That piece of Scotch Tape looks delicious, and you should let me have it. --my cat, just now
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@cmconseils@mastodon.social
@cmconseils microslop Edge literally BEGS you not to download another browser.
@Netraven@hear-me.social I may be misremembering here, but wasn't there a writer's strike and producers went ahead and made shows anyway? Kind of like the proto-enshittification of what we're seeing now with AI generated everything?
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@leemadgwick@mastodonapp.uk
@leemadgwick
So many of these I want to use as my desktop wallpaper!
No, Kitty! That's mah seltzer pile!
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@internetarchive@mastodon.archive.org
@internetarchive@mastodon.archive.org is there a gender-neutral PAC Man game? There's gotta be.
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@galacticstone@mastodon.social
@galacticstone@mastodon.social
that's the open carry I'd like to see more of
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@tillybridges@mastodon.social
@tillybridges
It just isn't Christmas without hearing some Trans Lesbian Orchestra, amirite?
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@catsalad@infosec.exchange
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
@Skwerlgyrl@hear-me.social @Netraven@hear-me.social
Some cat funny for ur Friday
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@trebach@functional.cafe
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@mttaggart@infosec.exchange
@mttaggart@infosec.exchange @Netraven@hear-me.social I don't know you but I know this is probably you
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@dbattistella@mstdn.ca
@dbattistella was this post written by mosquitoes? I don't trust anyone any more
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@amydiehl@mstdn.social
@amydiehl 95% admitted to it in a survey. Hard to imagine there aren't some who didn't admit to it.
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@davidnjoku@mastodon.world
@davidnjoku toot makes me think of a transmission that is not exactly intentional
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@davidnjoku@mastodon.world
@davidnjoku is "toot" really the official nomenclature for a mastodon post? Is there someone I could talk to about that
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@georgetakei@universeodon.com
@georgetakei@universeodon.com "Ironic" in the Alanis Morrisette sense (i.e., not ironic at all), dontcha think?
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@ylegall@genart.social
@ylegall@genart.social
This would be absolutely mindblowing in VR 😮