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I work as a software engineer. I’m a dad and universal uncle. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars.
Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
aloha I work as a software engineer. I’m a dad and universal uncle. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
aloha I work as a software engineer. I’m a dad and universal uncle. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
aloha I work as a software engineer. I’m a dad and universal uncle. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
aloha I work as a software engineer. I’m a dad and universal uncle. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
aloha I work as a software engineer. I’m a dad and universal uncle. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
aloha I work as a software engineer. I’m a dad and universal uncle. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
aloha I work as a software engineer. I’m a dad and universal uncle. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
aloha I work as a software engineer. I’m a dad and universal uncle. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
aloha I work as a software engineer. I’m a dad and universal uncle. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
Siri, schedule a post for Sept 1: Tim Apple is dead. Long live John Apple!
aloha I work as a software engineer. I’m a dad and universal uncle. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
aloha I work as a software engineer. I’m a dad and universal uncle. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
aloha I work as a software engineer. I’m a dad and universal uncle. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
fine, jorts.horse, I’ll look up “littoral”
aloha I work as a software engineer. I’m a dad and universal uncle. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
Yesterday is history. tomorrow’s a mystery. But today is a gift, and that’s why they call it 4/20
aloha I work as a software engineer. I’m a dad and universal uncle. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Apr 20th 2026 (Easy), in 05:12
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aloha I work as a software engineer. I’m a dad and universal uncle. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
worked harder on this than you might guess
aloha I work as a software engineer. I’m a dad and universal uncle. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
We all survived my first trip away from the girls. Nice to be home 😍
aloha I work as a software engineer. I’m a dad and universal uncle. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
I can’t imagine what I’d be like if I let myself have TikTok. I already get sucked into reading your shit-awful text posts all day .
aloha I work as a software engineer. I’m a dad and universal uncle. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
How long do you think Daft Punk debated the name for Around the World?
aloha I work as a software engineer. I’m a dad and universal uncle. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
aloha I work as a software engineer. I’m a dad and universal uncle. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
aloha I work as a software engineer. I’m a dad and universal uncle. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
Yo mama so fat she went for a swim in the Persian Gulf and blocked access to 20% of global oil supply
aloha I work as a software engineer. I’m a dad and universal uncle. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
My Instacart shopper just sent me a photo of the space between some pallets at Costco where the San Pellegrino might have been if it were in stock, it’s so adorable
aloha I work as a software engineer. I’m a dad and universal uncle. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
aloha I work as a software engineer. I’m a dad and universal uncle. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
Jerk store announces series C, valued at YOU.
aloha I work as a software engineer. I’m a dad and universal uncle. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
A third-party entity associated with the jerk store sent you a letter. Your data may have been compromised in a recent breach.
aloha I work as a software engineer. I’m a dad and universal uncle. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
aloha I work as a software engineer. I’m a dad and universal uncle. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
I also plead Not Guilty to getting drunk and flipping Tiger Woods’ car
aloha I work as a software engineer. I’m a dad and universal uncle. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
“at last I threw down my enemy and smote his ruin upon the mountain side.”
- me, disposing of the plastic container the Costco cake came in
aloha I work as a software engineer. I’m a dad and universal uncle. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
aloha I work as a software engineer. I’m a dad and universal uncle. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
It seems like there are maybe too many Chief Meteorologists out there
aloha I work as a software engineer. I’m a dad and universal uncle. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
aloha I work as a software engineer. I’m a dad and universal uncle. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
aloha I work as a software engineer. I’m a dad and universal uncle. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
aloha I work as a software engineer. I’m a dad and universal uncle. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
aloha I work as a software engineer. I’m a dad and universal uncle. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.