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your basic computer idiot. owner of an early 2000s Samsung microwave (working)

I'm here to chew bubblegum and make friends

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let's regular posting @senj@surf.cyberspace.club · Jul 30, 2026
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your basic computer idiot. owner of an early 2000s Samsung microwave (working) I'm here to chew bubblegum and make friends

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Hi this is Misato Katsuragi and I’m in the Criterion Closet today. First thing that caught my eye, Wong Kar-wai, In the Mood for Love. What a picture. You know,
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let's regular posting @senj@surf.cyberspace.club · Jul 30, 2026
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Get in the fucking closet Shinji
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let's regular posting @senj@surf.cyberspace.club · Jul 25, 2026
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your basic computer idiot. owner of an early 2000s Samsung microwave (working) I'm here to chew bubblegum and make friends

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Replying to @ruben@friendship.quest
@ruben lmao who said that? absurdly incorrect and historically ignorant take on their part
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let's regular posting @senj@surf.cyberspace.club · Jul 24, 2026
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your basic computer idiot. owner of an early 2000s Samsung microwave (working) I'm here to chew bubblegum and make friends

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Replying to @checkervest@laserdisc.party
the answer Hover or focus to reveal Sensitive
@checkervest@laserdisc.party truly there are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see
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let's regular posting @senj@surf.cyberspace.club · Jul 24, 2026
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your basic computer idiot. owner of an early 2000s Samsung microwave (working) I'm here to chew bubblegum and make friends

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the answer Hover or focus to reveal Sensitive
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Combination_Pizza_Hut_and_Taco_Bell
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let's regular posting @senj@surf.cyberspace.club · Jul 24, 2026
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your basic computer idiot. owner of an early 2000s Samsung microwave (working) I'm here to chew bubblegum and make friends

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you would never guess what wikipedia article this sidebar is from
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let's regular posting @senj@surf.cyberspace.club · Jul 23, 2026
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your basic computer idiot. owner of an early 2000s Samsung microwave (working) I'm here to chew bubblegum and make friends

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it's Philip Seymour Hoffman's birthday today. i'm always thinking about this line reading and wondering if it was a happy accident or a brilliant decision on his part https://youtu.be/Wviu7dilFg0?t=80
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let's regular posting @senj@surf.cyberspace.club · Jul 20, 2026
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your basic computer idiot. owner of an early 2000s Samsung microwave (working) I'm here to chew bubblegum and make friends

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lmao the Vegas H̶y̶p̶e̶r̶Loop trip from the downtown hotels to the airport really has to be seen to be believed https://youtu.be/e7vFCP3PtuA
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let's regular posting @senj@surf.cyberspace.club · Jul 16, 2026
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your basic computer idiot. owner of an early 2000s Samsung microwave (working) I'm here to chew bubblegum and make friends

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they're mad that the movie The Odyssey is not historically accurate, as opposed to the epic poem The Odyssey, which is also not historically accurate
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let's regular posting @senj@surf.cyberspace.club · Jul 13, 2026
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your basic computer idiot. owner of an early 2000s Samsung microwave (working) I'm here to chew bubblegum and make friends

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if I see one more person sharing that entirely fake “the word stakeholder comes from driving stakes in the ground to steal indigenous land” etymology I am going to lose my entire damn mind

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let's regular posting @senj@surf.cyberspace.club · Jul 13, 2026
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inflation ain't just a fetish in Egypt

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let's regular posting @senj@surf.cyberspace.club · Jul 13, 2026
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your basic computer idiot. owner of an early 2000s Samsung microwave (working) I'm here to chew bubblegum and make friends

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first thing I saw Sam Neill in was Jurassic Park like most ppl my age, so i just thought of him as "the jurassic park guy". few years later i saw Dead Calm and realized he was actually like, a really good actor

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let's regular posting @senj@surf.cyberspace.club · Jul 12, 2026
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is you is or is you ain't my constituency

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let's regular posting @senj@surf.cyberspace.club · Jul 12, 2026
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your basic computer idiot. owner of an early 2000s Samsung microwave (working) I'm here to chew bubblegum and make friends

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All week the Fake News was saying Mitch McConnell had an aneurysm and now it turns out Lindsey Graham beat him to death 🙄
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let's regular posting @senj@surf.cyberspace.club · Jul 12, 2026
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RIP Lindsey Graham. Sources say he had diarrhea real bad and then slipped on the diarrhea like a banana peel and fell down 7 flights of stairs covered in the diarrhea. My condolences to the many male escorts for whom he represented a steady paycheque.

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let's regular posting @senj@surf.cyberspace.club · Jul 12, 2026
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your basic computer idiot. owner of an early 2000s Samsung microwave (working) I'm here to chew bubblegum and make friends

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boy you’d never believe this guy was German eh

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let's regular posting @senj@surf.cyberspace.club · Jul 12, 2026
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your basic computer idiot. owner of an early 2000s Samsung microwave (working) I'm here to chew bubblegum and make friends

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let's regular posting @senj@surf.cyberspace.club · Jul 11, 2026
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your basic computer idiot. owner of an early 2000s Samsung microwave (working) I'm here to chew bubblegum and make friends

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Absolutely no shade on the intersex community but I’d never seen the intersex pride flag before and saw it completely devoid of any pride-adjacent context and my first thought was “is that a wario’s butthole flag”

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let's regular posting @senj@surf.cyberspace.club · Jul 11, 2026
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your basic computer idiot. owner of an early 2000s Samsung microwave (working) I'm here to chew bubblegum and make friends

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Wes Anderson’s all-white Criterion Closet fit is giving Wes Anderson’s Willy Wonka

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let's regular posting @senj@surf.cyberspace.club · Jul 10, 2026
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your basic computer idiot. owner of an early 2000s Samsung microwave (working) I'm here to chew bubblegum and make friends

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just found the greatest video of all time on bluesky

Your browser does not support the video tag.
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let's regular posting @senj@surf.cyberspace.club · Jul 10, 2026
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your basic computer idiot. owner of an early 2000s Samsung microwave (working) I'm here to chew bubblegum and make friends

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Replying to @smeschmesch@mastodon.social
@smeschmesch@mastodon.social happy to have this conversation with anyone who has actually been diagnosed with out-of-your-mind-ness, but otherwise I will not indulge performative concern trolling from dinguses going out of their way to get upset at nothing
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let's regular posting @senj@surf.cyberspace.club · Jul 10, 2026
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your basic computer idiot. owner of an early 2000s Samsung microwave (working) I'm here to chew bubblegum and make friends

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Boosted by Furbland's Very Family-Friendly Account™ @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
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let's regular posting @senj@surf.cyberspace.club · Jun 24, 2026
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Boosted by Furbland's Very Cool Account™ @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
ok, true
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let's regular posting @senj@surf.cyberspace.club · May 19, 2026
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your basic computer idiot. owner of an early 2000s Samsung microwave (working) I'm here to chew bubblegum and make friends

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so we need a straight West Ham win, Spurs loss next week for the funniest thing to happen

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let's regular posting @senj@surf.cyberspace.club · May 19, 2026
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your basic computer idiot. owner of an early 2000s Samsung microwave (working) I'm here to chew bubblegum and make friends

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search is dead and gmail is going to talk. banner day for google killing whatever vestigial affection it had left

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let's regular posting @senj@surf.cyberspace.club · May 19, 2026
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your basic computer idiot. owner of an early 2000s Samsung microwave (working) I'm here to chew bubblegum and make friends

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investors upon being told the sky is blue: 😲
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let's regular posting @senj@surf.cyberspace.club · May 19, 2026
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your basic computer idiot. owner of an early 2000s Samsung microwave (working) I'm here to chew bubblegum and make friends

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chip stocks crashing because Micron's CEO said "we can't build fabs overnight" has been really funny

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let's regular posting @senj@surf.cyberspace.club · May 18, 2026
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your basic computer idiot. owner of an early 2000s Samsung microwave (working) I'm here to chew bubblegum and make friends

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lol is that good

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let's regular posting @senj@surf.cyberspace.club · May 16, 2026
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your basic computer idiot. owner of an early 2000s Samsung microwave (working) I'm here to chew bubblegum and make friends

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the only “Reels with Ray Ban Meta” I want to see are ones where the wearer gets their shit caved in by a baseball bat

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let's regular posting @senj@surf.cyberspace.club · May 15, 2026
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your basic computer idiot. owner of an early 2000s Samsung microwave (working) I'm here to chew bubblegum and make friends

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Replying to @radicalrobit@laserdisc.party
@radicalrobit@laserdisc.party pam param. pam pam param.
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let's regular posting @senj@surf.cyberspace.club · May 15, 2026
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your basic computer idiot. owner of an early 2000s Samsung microwave (working) I'm here to chew bubblegum and make friends

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might fuck around and replay Witcher 3 or Mass Effect LE for the umpteenth time

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let's regular posting @senj@surf.cyberspace.club · May 11, 2026
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your basic computer idiot. owner of an early 2000s Samsung microwave (working) I'm here to chew bubblegum and make friends

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this "AI makes it look like you're sitting in the stands at a sports game" trend might just be the dumbest thing yet

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let's regular posting @senj@surf.cyberspace.club · May 11, 2026
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your basic computer idiot. owner of an early 2000s Samsung microwave (working) I'm here to chew bubblegum and make friends

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Replying to @carithlee@laserdisc.party
@carithlee@laserdisc.party i was trying to think of a good spotted dick joke, thank you
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let's regular posting @senj@surf.cyberspace.club · May 11, 2026
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bird watcher checklist but for spotting penis varieties

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let's regular posting @senj@surf.cyberspace.club · May 08, 2026
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your basic computer idiot. owner of an early 2000s Samsung microwave (working) I'm here to chew bubblegum and make friends

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old Liberal Proverb: It's a great idea to move right to attempt to attract swing voters that don't exist while alienating everyone on the left half of the political spectrum
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let's regular posting @senj@surf.cyberspace.club · May 08, 2026
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sir kid starver has been bad for Labour, you say. who could have predicted this (everyone)

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let's regular posting @senj@surf.cyberspace.club · May 07, 2026
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"vore", or "vtubers of yore",

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let's regular posting @senj@surf.cyberspace.club · May 06, 2026
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I’m the fuckin painter of fuckin light
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let's regular posting @senj@surf.cyberspace.club · May 06, 2026
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your basic computer idiot. owner of an early 2000s Samsung microwave (working) I'm here to chew bubblegum and make friends

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Danny McBride Thomas Kinkade biopic would whip so much ass

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let's regular posting @senj@surf.cyberspace.club · May 01, 2026
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your basic computer idiot. owner of an early 2000s Samsung microwave (working) I'm here to chew bubblegum and make friends

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@hexx@glaceon.social
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let's regular posting @senj@surf.cyberspace.club · Apr 30, 2026
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your basic computer idiot. owner of an early 2000s Samsung microwave (working) I'm here to chew bubblegum and make friends

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had to laugh at some shitlibs on bluesky today doing "THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT VOTING KAMALA" about the Supremes gutting the VRA. what the fuck do you mean you think she would have done anything about that lmao. she would have frowned a bit i guess.

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let's regular posting @senj@surf.cyberspace.club · Apr 30, 2026
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your basic computer idiot. owner of an early 2000s Samsung microwave (working) I'm here to chew bubblegum and make friends

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Replying to @carithlee@laserdisc.party
@carithlee@laserdisc.party it really cried out to be seen by the usual mastodon sickos
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let's regular posting @senj@surf.cyberspace.club · Apr 30, 2026
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i had to see this so now i'm making it your problem too

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let's regular posting @senj@surf.cyberspace.club · Apr 27, 2026
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your basic computer idiot. owner of an early 2000s Samsung microwave (working) I'm here to chew bubblegum and make friends

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Replying to @infernusgoatus@kvlt.zone
@infernusgoatus@kvlt.zone I think the people who live here and think like this don’t really live anywhere. Texas is a place with an identity; these suburbs are a liminal non-place where nothing exists other than bland franchises, delivering a mediocre existence with nothing to distinguish it from most any other suburb in the nation. To enjoy real food they’d have to leave the womb and visit Texas-as-unique-place.
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let's regular posting @senj@surf.cyberspace.club · Apr 27, 2026
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your basic computer idiot. owner of an early 2000s Samsung microwave (working) I'm here to chew bubblegum and make friends

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Replying to @QuakerWanker@laserdisc.party
@QuakerWanker@laserdisc.party ah but are you at the mercy of an HOA full of tin-pot dictators while spending an hour and a half a day min commuting
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let's regular posting @senj@surf.cyberspace.club · Apr 27, 2026
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your basic computer idiot. owner of an early 2000s Samsung microwave (working) I'm here to chew bubblegum and make friends

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Replying to @KormaChameleon@tech.lgbt
@KormaChameleon@tech.lgbt endless suburban sprawl. you'd probably have to go another hour north to escape it, looks like
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let's regular posting @senj@surf.cyberspace.club · Apr 27, 2026
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your basic computer idiot. owner of an early 2000s Samsung microwave (working) I'm here to chew bubblegum and make friends

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Replying to @hannah@posts.rat.pictures
@hannah@posts.rat.pictures my condolences to your uncle
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let's regular posting @senj@surf.cyberspace.club · Apr 27, 2026
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most deranged post I've ever seen. convinced me the american mind is completely irredeemable

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let's regular posting @senj@surf.cyberspace.club · Apr 24, 2026
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your basic computer idiot. owner of an early 2000s Samsung microwave (working) I'm here to chew bubblegum and make friends

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Replying to @sugar@goblin.camp
@sugar in other findings, scientists also say they discovered that the salmon that were given cocaine “will not shut up”
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let's regular posting @senj@surf.cyberspace.club · Apr 23, 2026
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your basic computer idiot. owner of an early 2000s Samsung microwave (working) I'm here to chew bubblegum and make friends

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(Guy who thinks bimonthly means every two weeks) so you’re attracted to half a gender?

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