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the guy who didn’t wanted to shit like for 3 or 4 days straight

Yeah, but that would be in active tense. “Apilas las sillas” would be “You stack the chairs”.

Sorry, but is not like that. I’ve responded already to its question.

In spanish there are two ways to refer to people, one is formal and another one is informal. When you want to talk to someone in a formal way you must use verbs in a special form with a special personal pronoun called “usted”. Formal way: “Usted es muy guapo” (You are so handsome). Informal way: “Eres muy guapo” (You are so handsome). Look how in the first sentence we used “usted” and then we used the verb “ser” in third person and in present tense. In the second example we use directly the verb “ser” in imperfect tense. I could wrote “Por favor, usted apile las sillas al final del día. Gracias”, but that’s too much formal, to the point that can be felt like passive-agressive to some people, since people doesn’t use “usted” too often before the verb. Even you can say “Es muy guapo” too keep the formal but more in a casual way. I’m a native speaker, not a teacher or something, so, please, refer to this site to get more information. es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Usted

Spanish: “Por favor, apila las sillas al final del día.” It can be more polite if you add and “Gracias” at the end to give thanks before hand: “Por favor, apilas las sillas al final del día. Gracias.”

It has to be with practice. Say their names like two or three times casually and you will got it, this is for remember them, not for act like an asshole trying to impress.

lol I wasn't so far from the tree, then. Yeah, Azucena is a girl name in spanish.

I don't get the question at all. Azucena, maybe?

AOoowch, this happened to me too!! Even I bleed a drop of blood. Didn’t remember that.

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the corn thing is still on, huh

This is a party question that I do to break the ice, it has 2 variants. The first one is: “you died, sad. but hey, you go to heaven and guess what, god is there to receive you, he do something very cool for everyone who reaches him, he want to show you 5 statistics of your life, but you need to choose only 5. It can be whatever, like, how many pens you run out of ink, or more specific, like, how many times did you left somebody hang og with the high five and you didn’t realized. Which 5 statistics you choose to see?” Some people choose “how many times I was close to dead” as one of their five statistics, and the second variant is: “You are blessed with some cool ass ability: you can left-click on people, but the menu that opens is something that you only can see, and what you see is not a menu, is a statistics table of that person, which 5 statistics of every person would you like to know?” The liberty of choose 5 statistics is the same as the first question.

Insidern zufolge bereitet er bereits eine vereinfachte Variante des Sprungs für Kurzauftritte vor, bei der lediglich der rechte Arm gehoben wird.

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No way this is real. I had to search for it in ddg. Oh my god. I got the biggest cringe attack I’ve ever had in this year so far. FIFA is really a professional bootlicker.

Once I read a creepypasta where the wealthy spent a lot of money paying research and development of immortality, only achieving a worse version of cancer. The wealthy obviously went dead.

Really? Are people out there that death is a design flaw? I know it’s shitpost, but it’s based on something after all

le fuck yeah

I’m 29yo, come on, advise me!!!1! WE STILL HAVE TIME!!!