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Embrace using accessible text instead of using a photo of text.

@capuccino@lemmy.world · Dec 08

This is a party question that I do to break the ice, it has 2 variants. The first one is: “you died, sad. but hey, you go to heaven and guess what, god is there to receive you, he do something very cool for everyone who reaches him, he want to show you 5 statistics of your life, but you need to choose only 5. It can be whatever, like, how many pens you run out of ink, or more specific, like, how many times did you left somebody hang og with the high five and you didn’t realized. Which 5 statistics you choose to see?” Some people choose “how many times I was close to dead” as one of their five statistics, and the second variant is: “You are blessed with some cool ass ability: you can left-click on people, but the menu that opens is something that you only can see, and what you see is not a menu, is a statistics table of that person, which 5 statistics of every person would you like to know?” The liberty of choose 5 statistics is the same as the first question.

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