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Victim blaming! Ariel was only 15, she could not legally consent.

>monogamy is based on old property laws, on normarivity, and enforced by states/religions. I'm not sure about that. If you ask anyone in a monogamous relationship, they wouldn't say that they're doing that because of the society, state or church. I think it's something much more instinctual and possibly biologically conditioned. Pheromones are a hell of a powerful chemical. If you've ever had a crush on someone, you'll definitely have experienced how it makes you focus everything on that one person, regardless of what you want or what they want or what anyone else including your religion wants.

I think it's funny. They're also both wearing the "red power tie". Trump used to do so a lot too. I like a red tie and I acknowledge the idea of how it can be used to signal power, but it has to be done in the right setting where everyone else is _not_ wearing a red tie. It's only possible to pull off if you're the only one wearing a red tie. Having two idiots next two each other with red ties only highlights the stupidity of both of them dressing up as a power move.

Slim fit is alright, but the shoes? Dear God. Might as well have worn flip flops to show how much of an amateur he is. Actually I would respect a guy in flip flops more for taking a stance against putting on whatever his mother found in their late father's wardrobe. Do not wear brown shoes to a dark suit. Please.

Ryan Dunn.

No can do. It’s just too big. Nobody can do anything about anything because it’s soo big. You can’t phantom the size of USA before you get in a car and drive some hours across the state border only to realize that you’re still in the same car.

Neither did she. Apparently she just felt the need to do it for reasons unknown to anyone.

Ha, yes I guess I called it before it happened. Honestly I just woke up from a nap and figured it out. I guess we’ll have to see what Israel does before we can tell the outcome. I don’t think anyone else is going to anything crazy right now. Trump is likely out golfing and cashing in on whatever investments he made before starting this shit show. Let’s not pretend that he gives a flying fuck about who does what in Iran.

Red is facepalming because yellow finally figured out the winning move after having been given infinitely many chances. Good sister.

Mickey rolls regular, left leg. Otherwise he's be goofy.

Corn

Statistically it's a failure, but in reality, you get laid two times a week, which is a lot more often than never.

I think it hits the right demography, but other than that the ID.Buzz is basically an SUV with a different exterior. Modern safety regulations probably disallow the horizontal steering wheel from the original bus, but that's definitely one of the things I miss in modern vans/busses.

Nah, it was a German company. I think the issue was that their batteries were already outdated before it made it through the pre-order phase.

They changed the name to xbus. Not sure if that's any better, but the design and utility is actually more alike the old veteran VW busses than VW's own electric bus. I dig it. They've since declared bankruptcy so it's not going to be produced.

pay through the nose for the privilege of experiencing such a tasteless money-grab

My father wanted us to get the cheapest option when he passed and then to spend the money on a party instead. We obliged.

Well, it turns out that once you go under a certain price, it also starts getting tasteless, even if it’s cheap.

The guy showed up. Nice black suit that is too large for him. Wondering where he got that. After accessing the situation (a corpse on the first floor) he then asks if we could help him carry the corpse down the stairs.

So we do, and following his direction holdning my father by the arms as we try to solve the “sofa problem” with my father’s corpse in my childhood home staircase.. he ask us to shift to the shoulders to avoid breaking his arms off around the corner. As we finally get my father on a rolling stretcher, he asks if we could get him dressed quickly before the stiffness sets in. As we do it, my dead father rips a nasty dead fart.

Exactly how he had always wanted it.

Personally I actually enjoyed the process of having to be the one to carry him out of the house feet first instead of having a stranger do it. But other than that, I would advise anyone to not ask for the cheapest option.

Join a union.

Or… Hear me out.. You could learn to say no to extra work yourself. Force the employer to hire the adequate number of employees to cover the shifts that they want covered. That’s what their fucking job is. Don’t do it for them by being a pushover. Don’t blame the parents for doing what you should be doing.

So what’s the alternative? Should the boss order them to work on days where they’re clearly not going to show up because it would also be illegal for them to leave a child without care? Family beats work.

Nobody claimed that time off with their children were more important than your time off for your fitness session. You were just the one who accepted the shift because you can move your fitness session. Your flexibility works in your favor, because you’re also the one getting paid for the hours that you decided to work. You can say no to extra work for no reason. You do not have to make up excuses for not working extra. It is not your boss’s job to evaluate which lie is more worthy of not working in their free time. If your boss ask why you can’t cover a shift outside of schedule, just call it what it is: None of his business.

Their vehicles also use about double the fuel for the same milage, so they’re almost paying the same per mile. It makes me so sad … that their entire society is dependent on cheap excessive consumption of non-renewable resources.

Knoxville is going to punch your balls any chance he gets.

I’m afraid you’re overqualified. It’s an entry-level job. Perhaps someone with higher standards like you would be a better fit for our penny-farthing department.

Sure, but it’s difficult to classify which jobs are objectionable and what the price should be for someone to do them anyway.

If they want to pay me to deliver stuff on a unicycle, I’ll be delivering stuff on a unicycle. Do I want to ride a unicycle? Depends on the pay.

In a city of billionaires, 10 days of food is about enough for 1 days of food for one of them.

We don’t need to. It’s assumed.

Just smurf them in the smurf. Smurfette let’s you do that when you’re a smurf.

Based on your description I’m going to take a wild guess: Your father is a “functioning addict”. It explains everything, including his self destructive behavior.

Football is called football because it’s played on foot, unlike polo and other horse sports.

The picture is from 1970. John Cleese is 30 or 31 years old in that picture…