#introduction, bitch. I'm Logan (himbo/thembo) your new favorite Haskell homosexual. Fresh handle, same menace: I torched the old account and rose from the git history like a phoenix in a clean -Wall -Werror build.
I write functional code, filthier commit messages, and a blog nobody asked for → thisfieldwas.green. I WILL explain monads to you unprompted and make it weird. Category theory is my love language, parser combinators are my whole personality, and yes, type systems are a little bit hot.
When I'm not bullying types into submission I'm a devoted reality TV scholar who knows exactly who deserved to win. I contain multitudes and most of them are gay.
Come for the lambdas, stay because I refactored your data pipeline and left you on read. Boost if you also gasp at a well-typed function.
#haskell #FunctionalProgramming #scala #queer #LGBTQ #gay #reality_tv