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👻 hi it's Kara
 📰 i make developer tooling and apis for a pink newspaper website  
🎛️ i make synthesisers and synthesiser accessories  
🎹 @asymptotes 
☔️ grab your gun and bring in the cat  
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🏳️‍⚧️ trans lesbian

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Joined November 15, 2022

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a pale slim ghost @apaleslimghost@cathode.church · May 22, 2026

@therivercrow@bardicperspiration.club i had this exact experience yesterday and i'm pretty sure i know exactly which headline you're talking about

a pale slim ghost @apaleslimghost@cathode.church · May 07, 2026

a thought experiment: the year is 2019. an engineer admits that most of the code they've recently been writing hasn't in fact been written by them, they've been outsourcing it. they've even installed an editor extension that automates the outsourcing for them. as a result their understanding of the codebase is diminishing and it's causing incidents. do you a) encourage everybody in the org to start working like this b) fucking fire them

a pale slim ghost @apaleslimghost@cathode.church · May 07, 2026

Replying to @bit@ohai.social

@bit jake works at mozilla, i'm pretty sure he knows about firefox

a pale slim ghost @apaleslimghost@cathode.church · May 01, 2026

somebody ordered deliveroo to the fucking nature reserve. honestly, respect

a pale slim ghost @apaleslimghost@cathode.church · Apr 29, 2026

sneezed so hard a joint in my spine popped, ama

a pale slim ghost @apaleslimghost@cathode.church · Apr 24, 2026

no it isn’t. stop imagining things

a pale slim ghost @apaleslimghost@cathode.church · Apr 23, 2026

Replying to @apaleslimghost@cathode.church

@anildash@me.dm that's why we're adding asbestos to our buildings by default, but don't worry, you can remove all the asbestos if you prefer

a pale slim ghost @apaleslimghost@cathode.church · Apr 23, 2026

Replying to @anildash@me.dm

@anildash@me.dm we want to be the best construction company for people who hate asbestos and the safest construction company for people who love asbestos

a pale slim ghost @apaleslimghost@cathode.church · Apr 13, 2026

they already had that, it's called "Mark Zuckerberg"

a pale slim ghost @apaleslimghost@cathode.church · Apr 13, 2026

more like LOSER Orbán amirite

a pale slim ghost @apaleslimghost@cathode.church · Mar 17, 2026

Replying to @amyworrall@mastodon.social

@amyworrall ngl, getting a vintage pen plotter is extremely Amy

a pale slim ghost @apaleslimghost@cathode.church · Feb 25, 2026

Replying to @joeycastillo@mastodon.social

@joeycastillo@mastodon.social okay but where can I buy these because holyshit

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