I do not know how to take a picture that conveys how brutal this hill was. still had a good time!!!
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tentacle debt
I’m still looking for where the Carly Rae Jepsen community is hiding on the Fediverse, so in the meantime I must subject y’all to an excellent new song https://youtu.be/_Xqexqiqkdk
just in time for the solstice, I seem to have sorted out my summertime proofing routine #breadposting
I have been working on a fake Unix shell, which is 50% practical joke and 50% earnest attempt to make computational pangenomics go fast. https://www.cs.cornell.edu/~asampson/blog/flash.html
I’m still pretty bad at pizza, as indicated by this gradient from charcoal to edible #breadposting
It’s finally the time of year when it’s 70° somewhere in my house, so things can actually rise properly #breadposting
I didn’t do the egg wash that the recipe called far because (a) I am lazy and (b) I don’t have a little silicone brush, but they’re still pretty good! #breadposting
I think it sucks that compute capacity is apparently measured in watts now! at least report the FLOPS, you weirdos
My toxic trait:
“Hey Adrian, what do you think about this technical problem?”
“I dunno, seems complicated; we had better be careful about the effort/reward trade-offs”
“What if we framed it as ✨designing and implementing a programming language✨?”
“I’m in”
I just had a lil $20k REU supplement proposal rejected! this used to be a rubber-stamp kinda thing! it really feels like there is no research money anywhere! and all the CFPs are just for appearances!
☕️ LATTE, our little workshop on hardware design languages/compilers/etc., has 24 (!) rad-looking position papers this year. It’s on Monday, and you can attend on Zoom or in Pittsburgh: https://capra.cs.cornell.edu/latte26/
every year, I get an invitation to a Cornell “Distinguished Chair Holders Luncheon,” which I have never attended, but this is what I imagine it looks like
Because I have poor self control, I made a thing to avoid looking at those increasingly terrible ACM Digital Library pages. Introducing Analog Library: https://al.radbox.org
My most difficult teaching moment, you ask? Last week, I live-coded an assembly program that eventually added 42 and 27 in front of 300 students, and when the simulator showed register a0 containing 69, I only had a split second to decide whether to say “nice”
Delighted to announce that both of our PLDI submissions have been rejected! ✨
Thank *you*, weird web form. I agree.
☕️ For the sixth time (!), we’re running our little ASPLOS workshop on hardware design languages/compilers/etc. Papers are just two pages! So easy! Please submit! #latte26 https://capra.cs.cornell.edu/latte26/
super sorry to the guy with the username @reset on GitHub, whom we keep accidentally sending email to when we talk about setting registers to zero https://github.com/cucapra/calyx/issues/1640#issuecomment-1652270808