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Willow "Wolveric" Catkin

@WolvericCatkin@tech.lgbt

mastodon 4.6.5+glitch.techlgbt

Willow Catkin, builder of Warhammer models and APIs...

- Unprofessional Minesweeper speedrunner
- Previously an open-source contributor
- May scream randomly
- The No. 1 SovietWomble fan in your area
- Tumbleweed user
- Lady of the Void
- Would juice a femboy
- Understands the basics of SCP object ratings.

I have opinions on pickles.

My name is Willow, and I am a basilisk. Fear me.

🍳😺🌵

Call me Wolvie/Wolveric or Willow! ♥️

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Joined September 26, 2024

GitHub:

https://github.com/Wolveric

Pronouns:

she/her, they/them

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Willow "Wolveric" Catkin @WolvericCatkin@tech.lgbt · May 13, 2026

Replying to @ShadowJonathan@tech.lgbt

@ShadowJonathan@tech.lgbt Says the guy with consistently zero rizz to the billionaire playboy... :neocat_lul:

Willow "Wolveric" Catkin @WolvericCatkin@tech.lgbt · May 13, 2026

Replying to @anthropy@mastodon.derg.nz

@anthropy@mastodon.derg.nz You got your rogues mixed up... :neocat_lul:

Willow "Wolveric" Catkin @WolvericCatkin@tech.lgbt · May 11, 2026

Replying to @ShadowJonathan@tech.lgbt

@ShadowJonathan@tech.lgbt blue passport: British :neocat_floof_sad_low_ears: European

Willow "Wolveric" Catkin @WolvericCatkin@tech.lgbt · May 08, 2026

Replying to @davidgerard@circumstances.run

@davidgerard@circumstances.run Apple are struggling to fold their laptops correctly, I wouldn't have much hope for their screens- :neocat_lul:

Willow "Wolveric" Catkin @WolvericCatkin@tech.lgbt · May 05, 2026

RE: @independent@flipboard.com

Oof, hell of a way to be reminded that they're remaking these in live action...

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Willow "Wolveric" Catkin @WolvericCatkin@tech.lgbt · May 05, 2026

(the How to Train Your Dragon theme is rolling around in her head)

Willow "Wolveric" Catkin @WolvericCatkin@tech.lgbt · May 05, 2026

Lol, YouTube has apparently developed a weird habit of running two McDonald's ads in a row for me...

Willow "Wolveric" Catkin @WolvericCatkin@tech.lgbt · May 03, 2026

Holy shit, I just incidentally got a new challenge that was just added to Hitman, because I wanted to challenge myself on Paris???? Apparently "Back to Basics" was added to the, The Classics category on the 27th of April, and I just incidentally did it without realising it was now a challenge...

Willow "Wolveric" Catkin @WolvericCatkin@tech.lgbt · Apr 30, 2026

Replying to @girov@tech.lgbt

@girov@tech.lgbt "You are feeling horrible... Your body aches like never before... Something is moving inside you... Something primal is trying to get out of your hollow shell... Your body... It's bursting at its seams!"

Willow "Wolveric" Catkin @WolvericCatkin@tech.lgbt · Apr 29, 2026

Replying to @thelastpsion@oldbytes.space

@thelastpsion Probably more interesting than just my idea of just telling it to run the build instructions, and making those sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /.

Willow "Wolveric" Catkin @WolvericCatkin@tech.lgbt · Apr 29, 2026

Replying to @thebestnom@infosec.exchange

@thebestnom Because it's resulted in similar issues in the past, and I thought it might be interesting,

Willow "Wolveric" Catkin @WolvericCatkin@tech.lgbt · Apr 29, 2026

Replying to @davidrevoy@framapiaf.org

@davidrevoy @thebestnom Also a notable issue that has occurred with YouTube, because a selection of thumbnails of various resolutions are embedded in the page...

Willow "Wolveric" Catkin @WolvericCatkin@tech.lgbt · Apr 29, 2026

Replying to @gardencourt@tech.lgbt

@gardencourt Is there context for this?? I am so confused????

Willow "Wolveric" Catkin @WolvericCatkin@tech.lgbt · Apr 28, 2026

Replying to @RickiTarr@beige.party

@RickiTarr Lady of the Void

Actually a title I've had in some form for a while now... :neocat_lul:

Willow "Wolveric" Catkin @WolvericCatkin@tech.lgbt · Apr 25, 2026

Replying to @matildalove@wetdry.world

@matildalove Alternatively, it implies there's pope directions, archbishop direction, bishop directions, priest directions and deacon directions...

Willow "Wolveric" Catkin @WolvericCatkin@tech.lgbt · Apr 25, 2026

I find it kind of funny that Hitman: World of Assassination features the loading screen hint, "Once you've unlocked a Story Mission, you doing need to unlock it again" when due to one Story Mission in Hitman 3, that's now technically incorrect... :neocat_lul:

Willow "Wolveric" Catkin @WolvericCatkin@tech.lgbt · Apr 25, 2026

Replying to @mhoye@cosocial.ca

@mhoye@cosocial.ca Someone actually wrote a macro that compiles brainfuck with rust... :neocat_lul: That was an interesting implementation to read... Edit: Don't recall which crate I'd looked at, but apparently the maintainer yanked every version of the most popular one, I guess...

Willow "Wolveric" Catkin @WolvericCatkin@tech.lgbt · Apr 24, 2026

RE: @tante@tldr.nettime.org

:neocat_sip:

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Willow "Wolveric" Catkin @WolvericCatkin@tech.lgbt · Apr 17, 2026

Replying to @freeplay@wetdry.world

@freeplay Cursed single option poll- :neocat_lul:

Willow "Wolveric" Catkin @WolvericCatkin@tech.lgbt · Apr 16, 2026

Replying to @davidrevoy@framapiaf.org

@davidrevoy Fallout 4. :neocat_lul:

Willow "Wolveric" Catkin @WolvericCatkin@tech.lgbt · Apr 09, 2026

Replying to @Redfuchs@furries.club

@Redfuchs@furries.club Frustratingly, my parents seem unaware of this...

Willow "Wolveric" Catkin @WolvericCatkin@tech.lgbt · Apr 08, 2026

Replying to @glassbottommeg@mastodon.gamedev.place

@glassbottommeg@mastodon.gamedev.place Funily enough, I'm not actually part of that subset, but I recognise enough of these to work out what it's about-

Willow "Wolveric" Catkin @WolvericCatkin@tech.lgbt · Apr 05, 2026

Replying to @lydialurch@mastodon.social

@lydialurch These should be put in a vacuum chamber...

Willow "Wolveric" Catkin @WolvericCatkin@tech.lgbt · Apr 03, 2026

Replying to @GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social

@GossiTheDog April 1st ToS update...? :neocat_lul:

Willow "Wolveric" Catkin @WolvericCatkin@tech.lgbt · Apr 03, 2026

Replying to @memoriesin8bit@mastodon.gamedev.place

@memoriesin8bit@mastodon.gamedev.place I love when my distro uninstalls my DE entirely, because I tried to update Steam... :neocat_lul:

Willow "Wolveric" Catkin @WolvericCatkin@tech.lgbt · Apr 01, 2026

Replying to @jplebreton@mastodon.social

@jplebreton@mastodon.social True, we wouldn't have The Duck Song and Annoying Orange otherwise...

Willow "Wolveric" Catkin @WolvericCatkin@tech.lgbt · Apr 01, 2026

Replying to @ShadowJonathan@tech.lgbt

@ShadowJonathan Nope, I mute my PC audio if I'm not actively listening to music, playing games...

Willow "Wolveric" Catkin @WolvericCatkin@tech.lgbt · Mar 28, 2026

Replying to @MAGPIE@mastodon.catgirl.cloud

@MAGPIE Was it a pair of tits...?

Willow "Wolveric" Catkin @WolvericCatkin@tech.lgbt · Mar 22, 2026

Replying to @4censord@unfug.social

@4censord @theresnotime serializes you as .toml :neocat_forwards:

Willow "Wolveric" Catkin @WolvericCatkin@tech.lgbt · Mar 21, 2026

Replying to @ayo@social.ayco.io

@ayo@social.ayco.io @elk@m.webtoo.ls My first instance had a subdomain that served it as an alternate interface, and I tried it a couple of times, but I had some issues with some of it's design choices and how my browser handled PWAs... pretty much forgot about it entirely tbh, especially since switching instance...

Willow "Wolveric" Catkin @WolvericCatkin@tech.lgbt · Feb 21, 2026

Replying to @ploum@mamot.fr

@ploum@mamot.fr FB;DR/DW

Willow "Wolveric" Catkin @WolvericCatkin@tech.lgbt · Jan 07, 2026

Replying to @rysiek@mstdn.social

@rysiek@mstdn.social Mobile first...

(I'm not aware of any reputable RSS readers for mobile, as I suspect most people aren't, and I'd be quite interested in recommendations tbh...

)

Willow "Wolveric" Catkin @WolvericCatkin@tech.lgbt · Jul 27, 2025

Replying to @vadim@m.vrutkovs.eu

@vadim "Think, Mark! Think!"

@jk

Willow "Wolveric" Catkin @WolvericCatkin@tech.lgbt · Jun 12, 2025

Replying to @morganth@social.tchncs.de

@morganth@social.tchncs.de And please outline anything you don't understand-

Ingestion of knowledge is an iterative process and we make some assumptions of prior knowledge when working with other people to streamline how we build on that knowledge, but it's a really common blind spot if someone's missing prior knowledge, and they don't highlight what they don't understand...

Willow "Wolveric" Catkin @WolvericCatkin@tech.lgbt · Jun 03, 2025

Replying to @vantablack@cyberpunk.lol

@vantablack@cyberpunk.lol The Agender Agenda be like-

Willow "Wolveric" Catkin @WolvericCatkin@tech.lgbt · Mar 04, 2025

Replying to @nixCraft__dup_2318@mastodon.social

@nixCraft@mastodon.social :neocat_drake_dislike: Stealing a dragon's hoard :neocat_drake_like: Stealing user's data

Willow "Wolveric" Catkin @WolvericCatkin@tech.lgbt · Mar 02, 2025

Replying to @EveHasWords@toot.cat

@EveHasWords@toot.cat "Those damn Mastoqueers!"

Willow "Wolveric" Catkin @WolvericCatkin@tech.lgbt · Jan 14, 2025

Replying to @16af93@wetdry.world

@16af93@wetdry.world When the new release is a Canon Event...

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