@UpLateGeek@bitbang.social

UpLateGeek @UpLateGeek@bitbang.social · Jul 20, 2026

Replying to @lilithsaintcrow@raggedfeathers.com

@lilithsaintcrow@raggedfeathers.com it’s like Darwinism for cars. Carwinism, if you will.

0

UpLateGeek @UpLateGeek@bitbang.social · Jun 30, 2026

Boosted by

Furbland's Very Value = 71 Account™ @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social

Replying to @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social

@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social not sure if it’s important or even a contribution to internet culture, but I designed a PCB board for a 30-pin SIMM and published it to the hub for gits, and multiple people have either forked the design and improved it or been inspired by it to design their own.

0

1

0

UpLateGeek @UpLateGeek@bitbang.social · Jun 25, 2026

Replying to @typeswitch@gamedev.lgbt

@typeswitch@gamedev.lgbt the even funnier part was that the question that the computer came up with was the wrong question to begin with!

0

UpLateGeek @UpLateGeek@bitbang.social · Jun 25, 2026

Replying to @aburka@hachyderm.io

@aburka@hachyderm.io @SnoopJ@hachyderm.io @regehr@mastodon.social @dan@discuss.systems @dev@discuss.systems lol thanks, I needed that cramp I’m my side from laughing too hard. No wait, I mean I didn’t need it. But thanks anyway.

0

UpLateGeek @UpLateGeek@bitbang.social · Jun 20, 2026

Replying to @Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt

@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt if they made a modern version of this today, the only buttons they’d only put on it would be 1, 5, and 9.

0

UpLateGeek @UpLateGeek@bitbang.social · Jun 09, 2026

Replying to @monkeyninja@10base2.dev

@monkeyninja@10base2.dev they usually also come with an excellent warranty (if you buy them new), and are very repairable. We had backlight issues with some of the digital signage TVs at work, and it literally takes 2 minutes to replace the backlight. They even send a technician out to do the replacement onsite.

1

0

1

0

UpLateGeek @UpLateGeek@bitbang.social · Jun 03, 2026

Replying to @fribbledom@mastodon.social

@fribbledom@mastodon.social I definitely know the feeling of number 4, it’s like “OMG I’ve been writing for 6 hours an that’s all I’ve done?!”

0

UpLateGeek @UpLateGeek@bitbang.social · Jun 01, 2026

Replying to @dianea@lgbtqia.space

@dianea@lgbtqia.space I’d say that’s a… purrfect start! 😸

1

0

UpLateGeek @UpLateGeek@bitbang.social · May 14, 2026

Replying to @raphaelmorgan@disabled.social

@raphaelmorgan@disabled.social @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place I don’t think the fines should be on a sliding scale, they should be on a hyperbolic scale! If they fined them a million last time, make it a billion, then 500 billion, then a trillion. It’s about sending a message to shareholders, their money will be burnt if they continue to support the business. Simply shutting them down could set a dangerous precedent, as it could be used to shutdown businesses/organisations that do good.

0

1

0

UpLateGeek @UpLateGeek@bitbang.social · May 14, 2026

Replying to @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

@eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place sadly, the laws of physics (or something) prevent them from just fining platforms for promoting scams, there’s just no way to stop them. just like there’s no way to release the Epstein files without a certain President’s name redacted literally thousands of times

1

0

UpLateGeek @UpLateGeek@bitbang.social · May 12, 2026

Replying to @haineux@mastodon.social

@haineux@mastodon.social @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social LOL it’s even about the same shade of yellow-orange as some of my Mac keyboards!

1

0

UpLateGeek @UpLateGeek@bitbang.social · May 10, 2026

Replying to @solownh@mstdn.party

@solownh@mstdn.party @gerrymcgovern@mastodon.green yes, thank goodness for the affluent, as opposed to the data centre operators, who are effluent.

0

1

0

UpLateGeek @UpLateGeek@bitbang.social · May 10, 2026

Replying to @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social

@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social wasn’t this in a movie? Something about robots, I think it had Arnold Schwarzenegger in it. The terminal, or something like that.

0

UpLateGeek @UpLateGeek@bitbang.social · May 08, 2026

Replying to @ploopy@mastodon.social

@ploopy@mastodon.social as long as it’s not a nubbin bug. Wouldn’t want to risk Riker and Picard busting in and phasering my head until it explodes.

0

UpLateGeek @UpLateGeek@bitbang.social · Apr 28, 2026

Replying to @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social

@NanoRaptor The matrix has you… Follow the white rabbit. Knock, knock, Nanoraptor.

0

UpLateGeek @UpLateGeek@bitbang.social · Apr 25, 2026

Replying to @simontatham@hachyderm.io

@simontatham the thing I found that most improved the amount of email I could get through was learning the keyboard shortcut for archiving emails.

1

0

UpLateGeek @UpLateGeek@bitbang.social · Apr 21, 2026

Replying to @Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt

@Natasha_Jay read that as “first world” fencing league, which may or may not be something different. But damn, that looks amazing!

0

UpLateGeek @UpLateGeek@bitbang.social · Apr 21, 2026

Replying to @amiserabilist@beige.party

@amiserabilist@beige.party @revndm@queer.cool my knees hurt just watching this

1

0

UpLateGeek @UpLateGeek@bitbang.social · Apr 03, 2026

Replying to @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social

@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social had to put my plan to fix my backup solution on hold because of the artificial inflation (AI) of HDD prices. At least I got most of my important data off the unreliable drive with only a little data loss.

2

0

UpLateGeek @UpLateGeek@bitbang.social · Mar 30, 2026

Replying to @jplebreton@mastodon.social

@jplebreton@mastodon.social

people just generally being nice to each other on the Internet

0

UpLateGeek @UpLateGeek@bitbang.social · Mar 24, 2026

Replying to @paulrickards@mastodon.social

@paulrickards@mastodon.social I’m totally the same, have to google it every time.

0

UpLateGeek @UpLateGeek@bitbang.social · Mar 17, 2026

Replying to @NanoRaptor__dup_1737@bitbang.social

@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social my old Golf didn’t like running on old petrol. It ran, but noticeably less power/torque. It had a high-performance camshaft and I suspect slightly increased compression, though I never checked. Loved high revs, but not on old fuel.

0

2

0

UpLateGeek @UpLateGeek@bitbang.social · Mar 15, 2026

Replying to @sundogplanets__dup_2@mastodon.social

@sundogplanets@mastodon.social but they increased the price for aviation customers from $65/month to $250 and decreased the allowance to 20GB. That’s over 3.5x shareholder value! And if you want to go >300MPH, it’s $1,000. That’s >15x! Line go up means they should be allowed to dump as much metal into the atmosphere, no matter what unknown consequences might occur.

3

0

UpLateGeek @UpLateGeek@bitbang.social · Mar 11, 2026

Replying to @aral__dup_103396@mastodon.ar.al

@aral it’s Schrödinger's content. If you login to view it, the quantum superposition collapses and you discover it either doesn’t exist, or that it wasn’t worth the effort because of the rest of the garbage on those platforms.

4

0

UpLateGeek @UpLateGeek@bitbang.social · Mar 11, 2026

Replying to @NanoRaptor__dup_1737@bitbang.social

@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social I had a few real clangers, but I think I did pretty well considering I just did it on my phone. https://www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd/?r=AQIjKP__86_f

0

UpLateGeek @UpLateGeek@bitbang.social · Mar 07, 2026

Replying to @pikesley@mastodon.me.uk

@pikesley@mastodon.me.uk they’ll be doing the world a favour, some of the horrific cabling work I’ve seen over the years.

0

UpLateGeek @UpLateGeek@bitbang.social · Mar 05, 2026

Replying to @alice__dup_32859@lgbtqia.space

@alice that’s pretty sick!

1

0

UpLateGeek @UpLateGeek@bitbang.social · Mar 03, 2026

Replying to @europlus@social.europlus.zone

@europlus@social.europlus.zone @paulrickards@mastodon.social @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social both my Maclock and its new guts shipped last Thursday, hopefully arriving in the next week or two. I’m currently reliant on my friend for 3D printing, but it should be doable before the end of Marchintosh (if not, it wont stop me finishing it anyway). Also, greeting from Wangal country (took a sneaky peek at your profile :)

1

0

UpLateGeek @UpLateGeek@bitbang.social · Feb 28, 2026

Replying to @paulrickards@mastodon.social

@paulrickards@mastodon.social @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social I ordered a Maclock and the parts to mod it a couple of weeks ago, hopefully it arrives in time for Marchintosh activities!

2

1

0

UpLateGeek @UpLateGeek@bitbang.social · Feb 26, 2026

Replying to @hackaday@hackaday.social

@hackaday@hackaday.social American B type C is so flexible, you can pick up a random cable and it might support 10G, 480M, or even charging only at low current, and there’s no way of knowing just looking at it if it’s not labelled.

0

UpLateGeek @UpLateGeek@bitbang.social · Feb 18, 2026

Replying to @nini@oldbytes.space

@nini @rgbunny @davidrevoy exactly. RAM, GPUs, SSDs, HDDs, they’re all available, they just jacked up the prices in anticipation of a shortage that may never eventuate. That means fewer people are buying them, so they’ll end up with a glut of hardware once the bubble bursts, and a market that’s used to holding onto their old hardware or finding a second hand deal instead of buying new.

7

0

UpLateGeek @UpLateGeek@bitbang.social · Feb 13, 2026

Replying to @fluidlogic@oldbytes.space

@fluidlogic the first computer I remember we had was an Apple II, but I don’t remember using it much since I was very young. The next computer we had was an IBM JX, which I definitely used quite a lot. It was the Japanese version of the PCjr, basically a low-end 16-bit machine.

1

0

UpLateGeek @UpLateGeek@bitbang.social · Jan 03, 2026

Replying to @TechTangents@dialup.space

@TechTangents@dialup.space see? AI can improve productivity… by disabling it! 🤣

0

UpLateGeek @UpLateGeek@bitbang.social · Sep 30, 2025

Replying to @alvaro@mastodon.social

@alvaro I would void that thing’s warranty in no time flat. It’d be way quicker to just bodge the fix on the device than looking everywhere to find the magic cable that makes it work. (Also, F those nonstandard cables.)

2

0

UpLateGeek @UpLateGeek@bitbang.social · Sep 25, 2025

Replying to @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social

@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social I literally got a cramp in my side from laughing so hard!

1

0

UpLateGeek @UpLateGeek@bitbang.social · Nov 25, 2024

Replying to @ActionRetro@bitbang.social

@ActionRetro I mean it in the nicest possible way, weird is good!

0

UpLateGeek @UpLateGeek@bitbang.social · Nov 24, 2024

Replying to @ActionRetro@bitbang.social

@ActionRetro that’s one weird-looking frog.

1

2

0

UpLateGeek @UpLateGeek@bitbang.social · Oct 10, 2024

Replying to @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social [in trump voice] I can’t believe this picture got 10 billion boosts on Mastodon. It’s really incredible, believe me, you won’t believe it. She came to me, big girlfriend strong girlfriend, tears streaming down her face, said it was impossible to get 10 billion boosts, but we did it. The most boosts ever. You’ve never seen more. We got more than Biden, more than Obama, and we’ll beat Obama again. You just need to boost this once, and you’ll never have to boost again.

1

0

UpLateGeek

Posts

Remote instance