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Lisa

@TicklishHoneyBee@twoot.site
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Cyclist, GameDev, Intersex Trans Demigirl, Maker, Toy Impresario, Wonder Aficionado, Avid Shoe Wearer.

The best jokes are the ones no one else gets, or even notices, I can keep those going for years.

Pronouns: she/her sie/ihr

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Joined September 24, 2024
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Lisa @TicklishHoneyBee@twoot.site · Jul 28, 2026
Lisa
@TicklishHoneyBee@twoot.site

Cyclist, GameDev, Intersex Trans Demigirl, Maker, Toy Impresario, Wonder Aficionado, Avid Shoe Wearer. The best jokes are the ones no one else gets, or even notices, I can keep those going for years. Pronouns: she/her sie/ihr

twoot.site
Replying to @moriel@chaosfem.tw
@moriel@chaosfem.tw @faithisleaping@anarres.family I read/heard somewhere once "Forgive for them. Forget for you." and it's always stuck with me.
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Lisa @TicklishHoneyBee@twoot.site · Jul 28, 2026
Lisa
@TicklishHoneyBee@twoot.site

Cyclist, GameDev, Intersex Trans Demigirl, Maker, Toy Impresario, Wonder Aficionado, Avid Shoe Wearer. The best jokes are the ones no one else gets, or even notices, I can keep those going for years. Pronouns: she/her sie/ihr

twoot.site
Replying to @futzle@old.mermaid.town
@futzle@old.mermaid.town “I just ran ‘make clean’ there is no binary, how is it still running…. Oh”
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Lisa @TicklishHoneyBee@twoot.site · Jul 27, 2026
Lisa
@TicklishHoneyBee@twoot.site

Cyclist, GameDev, Intersex Trans Demigirl, Maker, Toy Impresario, Wonder Aficionado, Avid Shoe Wearer. The best jokes are the ones no one else gets, or even notices, I can keep those going for years. Pronouns: she/her sie/ihr

twoot.site
Randomly reminded of an award winning model maker (name forgotten) who worked almost entirely with brass and, when praised for his outstanding soldering abilities, replied "I'm awful at soldering, I'm just very good at removing solder from where it shouldn't be."
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Lisa @TicklishHoneyBee@twoot.site · May 06, 2026
Lisa
@TicklishHoneyBee@twoot.site

Cyclist, GameDev, Intersex Trans Demigirl, Maker, Toy Impresario, Wonder Aficionado, Avid Shoe Wearer. The best jokes are the ones no one else gets, or even notices, I can keep those going for years. Pronouns: she/her sie/ihr

twoot.site
Replying to @Alice@beige.party
@Alice Me: looking around in confusion for an extra piece after eating the entire garlic bread.
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Lisa @TicklishHoneyBee@twoot.site · May 03, 2026
Lisa
@TicklishHoneyBee@twoot.site

Cyclist, GameDev, Intersex Trans Demigirl, Maker, Toy Impresario, Wonder Aficionado, Avid Shoe Wearer. The best jokes are the ones no one else gets, or even notices, I can keep those going for years. Pronouns: she/her sie/ihr

twoot.site

The void was just screaming at me.

(noisy black cat outside).

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Lisa @TicklishHoneyBee@twoot.site · May 02, 2026
Lisa
@TicklishHoneyBee@twoot.site

Cyclist, GameDev, Intersex Trans Demigirl, Maker, Toy Impresario, Wonder Aficionado, Avid Shoe Wearer. The best jokes are the ones no one else gets, or even notices, I can keep those going for years. Pronouns: she/her sie/ihr

twoot.site

Random Thought:

Does it really count as "leaving Earth orbit" if you just go to somewhere that is orbiting the Earth (i.e. Luna, Earth's moon)?

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Lisa @TicklishHoneyBee@twoot.site · Apr 30, 2026
Lisa
@TicklishHoneyBee@twoot.site

Cyclist, GameDev, Intersex Trans Demigirl, Maker, Toy Impresario, Wonder Aficionado, Avid Shoe Wearer. The best jokes are the ones no one else gets, or even notices, I can keep those going for years. Pronouns: she/her sie/ihr

twoot.site
Replying to @ricmac@mastodon.social
@ricmac In the beginning the Web was created. This had made many people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Lisa @TicklishHoneyBee@twoot.site · Apr 29, 2026
Lisa
@TicklishHoneyBee@twoot.site

Cyclist, GameDev, Intersex Trans Demigirl, Maker, Toy Impresario, Wonder Aficionado, Avid Shoe Wearer. The best jokes are the ones no one else gets, or even notices, I can keep those going for years. Pronouns: she/her sie/ihr

twoot.site

Hey Fedi,
Please help if you can.
Work is really slow at the moment so I'm just not getting many shifts (Only 3 shifts this week), and so my pay is just not covering everything.

I'm on the lookout for a full-time job so I can have a regular income, but no luck so far.

It's probably going to be worse next fortnight due to power/phone/internet bills. But for right now I'm about $200 short on rent, which is due on Saturday (2 days ago).

If you are able to help, it would be greatly appreciated.

COVERED
Thank you everyone <3

#MutualAid #RentHelp

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Lisa @TicklishHoneyBee@twoot.site · Apr 29, 2026
Lisa
@TicklishHoneyBee@twoot.site

Cyclist, GameDev, Intersex Trans Demigirl, Maker, Toy Impresario, Wonder Aficionado, Avid Shoe Wearer. The best jokes are the ones no one else gets, or even notices, I can keep those going for years. Pronouns: she/her sie/ihr

twoot.site
Replying to @trickykat@beige.party
@trickykat@beige.party Ok, but I should be allowed to pretend I don't like the post to get boops.
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Lisa @TicklishHoneyBee@twoot.site · Apr 26, 2026
Lisa
@TicklishHoneyBee@twoot.site

Cyclist, GameDev, Intersex Trans Demigirl, Maker, Toy Impresario, Wonder Aficionado, Avid Shoe Wearer. The best jokes are the ones no one else gets, or even notices, I can keep those going for years. Pronouns: she/her sie/ihr

twoot.site

The corpse.

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Lisa @TicklishHoneyBee@twoot.site · Apr 26, 2026
Lisa
@TicklishHoneyBee@twoot.site

Cyclist, GameDev, Intersex Trans Demigirl, Maker, Toy Impresario, Wonder Aficionado, Avid Shoe Wearer. The best jokes are the ones no one else gets, or even notices, I can keep those going for years. Pronouns: she/her sie/ihr

twoot.site

"You've got a bell, use it!"
From the Karen in the SUV blocking the pavement.

#BikeTooter

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Lisa @TicklishHoneyBee@twoot.site · Apr 25, 2026
Lisa
@TicklishHoneyBee@twoot.site

Cyclist, GameDev, Intersex Trans Demigirl, Maker, Toy Impresario, Wonder Aficionado, Avid Shoe Wearer. The best jokes are the ones no one else gets, or even notices, I can keep those going for years. Pronouns: she/her sie/ihr

twoot.site

Umm, can I just point out the second half of the first verse of the song "Video Killed The Radio Star" from 1979:

I heard you on my wireless back in ′52
Lying awake, intent at tuning in on you
If I was young, it didn't stop you coming through
Oh-a, oh-a
They took the credit for your second symphony
Rewritten by machine and new technology
And now I understand the problems you can see

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Lisa @TicklishHoneyBee@twoot.site · Apr 21, 2026
Lisa
@TicklishHoneyBee@twoot.site

Cyclist, GameDev, Intersex Trans Demigirl, Maker, Toy Impresario, Wonder Aficionado, Avid Shoe Wearer. The best jokes are the ones no one else gets, or even notices, I can keep those going for years. Pronouns: she/her sie/ihr

twoot.site
Replying to @gumnos@mastodon.bsd.cafe
@gumnos Though he's rather partial to T as well.
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Lisa @TicklishHoneyBee@twoot.site · Apr 18, 2026
Lisa
@TicklishHoneyBee@twoot.site

Cyclist, GameDev, Intersex Trans Demigirl, Maker, Toy Impresario, Wonder Aficionado, Avid Shoe Wearer. The best jokes are the ones no one else gets, or even notices, I can keep those going for years. Pronouns: she/her sie/ihr

twoot.site
Replying to @VE3RWJ@mastodon.radio
@VE3RWJ Most creatures here will just leave you alone if you do the same for them. Only creature you really need to worry about is the Magpie: Large-ish black/white bird with a lovely song, but during nesting season they will actively attack and chase anyone and anything in their territory. Though they're also really smart, so if you make friends with one (by feeding it etc) they not only won't attack you, but will spread the word to others to not attack you and even defend you from other magpies in some cases. Though special mention to: Funnel web spider: leave them be and they'll mostly do the same, but piss one off or even just lift one out of water thinking it's dead and it will probably win the fight. Venom is lethal to humans if you don't get the antivenom. Not in my area anyway. Eastern brown snake: world's second most venomous snake, will leave you alone if you do the same, and generally runs away from you, but may chase you down faster than you can run if you piss it off. Had one strike at me a couple of years ago while I was on my pushbike, which was a bit of a scare.
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Lisa @TicklishHoneyBee@twoot.site · Apr 18, 2026
Lisa
@TicklishHoneyBee@twoot.site

Cyclist, GameDev, Intersex Trans Demigirl, Maker, Toy Impresario, Wonder Aficionado, Avid Shoe Wearer. The best jokes are the ones no one else gets, or even notices, I can keep those going for years. Pronouns: she/her sie/ihr

twoot.site
Replying to @VE3RWJ@mastodon.radio
@VE3RWJ yeah (well venomous) but nothing to worry about; mostly they are friend, easy to coexist with. Will eat the nasty spiders, as well as flies, mosquitoes, etc.
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Lisa @TicklishHoneyBee@twoot.site · Apr 18, 2026
Lisa
@TicklishHoneyBee@twoot.site

Cyclist, GameDev, Intersex Trans Demigirl, Maker, Toy Impresario, Wonder Aficionado, Avid Shoe Wearer. The best jokes are the ones no one else gets, or even notices, I can keep those going for years. Pronouns: she/her sie/ihr

twoot.site

While taking some rubbish out I overheard two guys "arguing" (the laughter suggests it was not serious) while apparently gaming.

So let's settle the argument:

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Lisa @TicklishHoneyBee@twoot.site · Apr 18, 2026
Lisa
@TicklishHoneyBee@twoot.site

Cyclist, GameDev, Intersex Trans Demigirl, Maker, Toy Impresario, Wonder Aficionado, Avid Shoe Wearer. The best jokes are the ones no one else gets, or even notices, I can keep those going for years. Pronouns: she/her sie/ihr

twoot.site
Replying to @jpm@aus.social
@jpm is baby (5cm leg span, maybe?), plenty of time to lose some.
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Lisa @TicklishHoneyBee@twoot.site · Apr 18, 2026
Lisa
@TicklishHoneyBee@twoot.site

Cyclist, GameDev, Intersex Trans Demigirl, Maker, Toy Impresario, Wonder Aficionado, Avid Shoe Wearer. The best jokes are the ones no one else gets, or even notices, I can keep those going for years. Pronouns: she/her sie/ihr

twoot.site

Woo! There’s a huntsman in the house!

#spider

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Lisa @TicklishHoneyBee@twoot.site · Apr 09, 2026
Lisa
@TicklishHoneyBee@twoot.site

Cyclist, GameDev, Intersex Trans Demigirl, Maker, Toy Impresario, Wonder Aficionado, Avid Shoe Wearer. The best jokes are the ones no one else gets, or even notices, I can keep those going for years. Pronouns: she/her sie/ihr

twoot.site
Replying to @alice@lgbtqia.space
@alice The US doesn't have a healthcare system, it has a medical industry.
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Lisa @TicklishHoneyBee@twoot.site · Apr 08, 2026
Lisa
@TicklishHoneyBee@twoot.site

Cyclist, GameDev, Intersex Trans Demigirl, Maker, Toy Impresario, Wonder Aficionado, Avid Shoe Wearer. The best jokes are the ones no one else gets, or even notices, I can keep those going for years. Pronouns: she/her sie/ihr

twoot.site
Replying to @izzy@social.shadowkat.net
@izzy@social.shadowkat.net respectfully maam: hubba hubba. The yoghurt dress is definitely a win.
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Lisa @TicklishHoneyBee@twoot.site · Apr 02, 2026
Lisa
@TicklishHoneyBee@twoot.site

Cyclist, GameDev, Intersex Trans Demigirl, Maker, Toy Impresario, Wonder Aficionado, Avid Shoe Wearer. The best jokes are the ones no one else gets, or even notices, I can keep those going for years. Pronouns: she/her sie/ihr

twoot.site

Your reminder that when christians talk about "the true meaning of easter" what they mean is colonialism: the decimation of people, culture, and religion different to their own, and appropriation of the bits they like for their own purposes.

Now please enjoy eating your fertility symbols made out of aphrodisiac.

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Lisa @TicklishHoneyBee@twoot.site · Dec 10, 2025
Lisa
@TicklishHoneyBee@twoot.site

Cyclist, GameDev, Intersex Trans Demigirl, Maker, Toy Impresario, Wonder Aficionado, Avid Shoe Wearer. The best jokes are the ones no one else gets, or even notices, I can keep those going for years. Pronouns: she/her sie/ihr

twoot.site
Replying to @mirabilos@toot.mirbsd.org
@mirabilos @david That makes far too much sense for me to have thought of it.
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Lisa @TicklishHoneyBee@twoot.site · Dec 10, 2025
Lisa
@TicklishHoneyBee@twoot.site

Cyclist, GameDev, Intersex Trans Demigirl, Maker, Toy Impresario, Wonder Aficionado, Avid Shoe Wearer. The best jokes are the ones no one else gets, or even notices, I can keep those going for years. Pronouns: she/her sie/ihr

twoot.site
Replying to @david__dup_2040@theblower.au
@david by "I know where it came from" do you mean tty control sequences or something older than that? (like "I know why it's a H")
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Lisa @TicklishHoneyBee@twoot.site · Nov 22, 2025
Lisa
@TicklishHoneyBee@twoot.site

Cyclist, GameDev, Intersex Trans Demigirl, Maker, Toy Impresario, Wonder Aficionado, Avid Shoe Wearer. The best jokes are the ones no one else gets, or even notices, I can keep those going for years. Pronouns: she/her sie/ihr

twoot.site
Replying to @tedmielczarek@mastodon.social
@tedmielczarek@mastodon.social Does infinity lie beyond the last visible cat? For reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EiF3KLpTS0
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Lisa @TicklishHoneyBee@twoot.site · Nov 16, 2025
Lisa
@TicklishHoneyBee@twoot.site

Cyclist, GameDev, Intersex Trans Demigirl, Maker, Toy Impresario, Wonder Aficionado, Avid Shoe Wearer. The best jokes are the ones no one else gets, or even notices, I can keep those going for years. Pronouns: she/her sie/ihr

twoot.site
Replying to @appassionato@mastodon.social
@appassionato@mastodon.social Move over nyan-cat, it's time for nyan-moon.
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Lisa @TicklishHoneyBee@twoot.site · Sep 06, 2025
Lisa
@TicklishHoneyBee@twoot.site

Cyclist, GameDev, Intersex Trans Demigirl, Maker, Toy Impresario, Wonder Aficionado, Avid Shoe Wearer. The best jokes are the ones no one else gets, or even notices, I can keep those going for years. Pronouns: she/her sie/ihr

twoot.site
Replying to @nightjar@twoot.site
@nightjar@twoot.site "dog in a muzzle and wifi" aka "kinky bitches and tech" yeah that sounds like fedi.
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Lisa @TicklishHoneyBee@twoot.site · Dec 24, 2024
Lisa
@TicklishHoneyBee@twoot.site

Cyclist, GameDev, Intersex Trans Demigirl, Maker, Toy Impresario, Wonder Aficionado, Avid Shoe Wearer. The best jokes are the ones no one else gets, or even notices, I can keep those going for years. Pronouns: she/her sie/ihr

twoot.site
Replying to @drimplausible@mastodon.online
@drimplausible@mastodon.online @lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space It says "To avoid signalling a section of track as clear" so I think the issue is that at 256 it rolls over to 0 and thus "there's zero axles in this section, so it is empty and safe for a new train to enter." At 257+ it would show as one or more axles, and wouldn't mistakenly show the section as clear. Presumably the problem would also occur at multiples of 256, but I guess they don't have a trains long enough to have 512 axles.
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Lisa @TicklishHoneyBee@twoot.site · Nov 03, 2024
Lisa
@TicklishHoneyBee@twoot.site

Cyclist, GameDev, Intersex Trans Demigirl, Maker, Toy Impresario, Wonder Aficionado, Avid Shoe Wearer. The best jokes are the ones no one else gets, or even notices, I can keep those going for years. Pronouns: she/her sie/ihr

twoot.site

"We don't need to visit Egypt, we've got Suez at home."
Suez at home:

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