I talk to machines. Indie quant developer and algo trader teaching ordinary folks to fuck a system designed to oppress them. Polyglot software engineer (#Haskell, #Erlang, #Scala, #Nix, #NixOS, #Fsharp, #Python) and recovering software engineer in "tech". Has a penchant for #OptionsTrading, #FunctionalProgramming, #Economics, #SystemsThinking. Antifascist, immigrant, gay af. #effice
I talk to machines.
Indie quant developer and algo trader teaching ordinary folks to fuck a system designed to oppress them. Polyglot software engineer (#Haskell, #Erlang, #Scala, #Nix, #NixOS, #Fsharp, #Python) and recovering software engineer in "tech".
Has a penchant for #OptionsTrading, #FunctionalProgramming, #Economics, #SystemsThinking.
Antifascist, immigrant, gay af. #effice
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I talk to machines. Indie quant developer and algo trader teaching ordinary folks to fuck a system designed to oppress them. Polyglot software engineer (#Haskell, #Erlang, #Scala, #Nix, #NixOS, #Fsharp, #Python) and recovering software engineer in "tech". Has a penchant for #OptionsTrading, #FunctionalProgramming, #Economics, #SystemsThinking. Antifascist, immigrant, gay af. #effice
There is a special place in hell for infrastructure engineers who configure their website with the most infuriating Cloudflare settings imaginable for a regular user, simply because their employer's backend engineers can't write scalable code. Medium, I am looking at you.
I talk to machines. Indie quant developer and algo trader teaching ordinary folks to fuck a system designed to oppress them. Polyglot software engineer (#Haskell, #Erlang, #Scala, #Nix, #NixOS, #Fsharp, #Python) and recovering software engineer in "tech". Has a penchant for #OptionsTrading, #FunctionalProgramming, #Economics, #SystemsThinking. Antifascist, immigrant, gay af. #effice
Dear Illinois (or anyone in any state): if your health insurance denies you coverage in stupid ways (it is rather common), be sure to file a complaint with your state's department of insurance (or whatever they call it). In Illinois it is here:
https://idoi.illinois.gov/consumers/file-a-complaint.html
These mofos get away with too much. The state should know more of their abuses.
I talk to machines. Indie quant developer and algo trader teaching ordinary folks to fuck a system designed to oppress them. Polyglot software engineer (#Haskell, #Erlang, #Scala, #Nix, #NixOS, #Fsharp, #Python) and recovering software engineer in "tech". Has a penchant for #OptionsTrading, #FunctionalProgramming, #Economics, #SystemsThinking. Antifascist, immigrant, gay af. #effice
Three statisticians go duck hunting. They spot a duck flying overhead where the first statistician shoots one meter too far left and the second shoots one meter too far right. The third statistician leaps for joy exclaiming, "we got it!"
Despite the average error being zero, there was no duck for dinner. #stats
I talk to machines. Indie quant developer and algo trader teaching ordinary folks to fuck a system designed to oppress them. Polyglot software engineer (#Haskell, #Erlang, #Scala, #Nix, #NixOS, #Fsharp, #Python) and recovering software engineer in "tech". Has a penchant for #OptionsTrading, #FunctionalProgramming, #Economics, #SystemsThinking. Antifascist, immigrant, gay af. #effice
These data center companies are leeches on society:
"A data center drained 30M gallons of water unnoticed (and unbilled) — until residents complained about low water pressure"
https://www.politico.com/news/2026/05/08/georgia-data-centers-water-00909988
I talk to machines. Indie quant developer and algo trader teaching ordinary folks to fuck a system designed to oppress them. Polyglot software engineer (#Haskell, #Erlang, #Scala, #Nix, #NixOS, #Fsharp, #Python) and recovering software engineer in "tech". Has a penchant for #OptionsTrading, #FunctionalProgramming, #Economics, #SystemsThinking. Antifascist, immigrant, gay af. #effice
I didn't know a president could increase the size of your car's gas tank. I used to only be able to pump $27 worth of gas in my car under Biden. Now I can pump $49 worth of gas in. Amazing.
I talk to machines. Indie quant developer and algo trader teaching ordinary folks to fuck a system designed to oppress them. Polyglot software engineer (#Haskell, #Erlang, #Scala, #Nix, #NixOS, #Fsharp, #Python) and recovering software engineer in "tech". Has a penchant for #OptionsTrading, #FunctionalProgramming, #Economics, #SystemsThinking. Antifascist, immigrant, gay af. #effice
I updated my website and added a /now page which basically is written as if I am filling in an old friend I haven't spoken to in a year what I am doing now: https://www.susanpotter.net/now/
I talk to machines. Indie quant developer and algo trader teaching ordinary folks to fuck a system designed to oppress them. Polyglot software engineer (#Haskell, #Erlang, #Scala, #Nix, #NixOS, #Fsharp, #Python) and recovering software engineer in "tech". Has a penchant for #OptionsTrading, #FunctionalProgramming, #Economics, #SystemsThinking. Antifascist, immigrant, gay af. #effice
I talk to machines. Indie quant developer and algo trader teaching ordinary folks to fuck a system designed to oppress them. Polyglot software engineer (#Haskell, #Erlang, #Scala, #Nix, #NixOS, #Fsharp, #Python) and recovering software engineer in "tech". Has a penchant for #OptionsTrading, #FunctionalProgramming, #Economics, #SystemsThinking. Antifascist, immigrant, gay af. #effice
OpenAI is just copying Anthropic now and it's frontier models are mostly inferior too.
https://www.politico.com/news/2026/05/07/openai-chatgpt-cyber-ai-model-00910704
I talk to machines. Indie quant developer and algo trader teaching ordinary folks to fuck a system designed to oppress them. Polyglot software engineer (#Haskell, #Erlang, #Scala, #Nix, #NixOS, #Fsharp, #Python) and recovering software engineer in "tech". Has a penchant for #OptionsTrading, #FunctionalProgramming, #Economics, #SystemsThinking. Antifascist, immigrant, gay af. #effice
LOL. So much winning... https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/07/business/economy/trump-global-tariff-ruled-illegal.html
I talk to machines. Indie quant developer and algo trader teaching ordinary folks to fuck a system designed to oppress them. Polyglot software engineer (#Haskell, #Erlang, #Scala, #Nix, #NixOS, #Fsharp, #Python) and recovering software engineer in "tech". Has a penchant for #OptionsTrading, #FunctionalProgramming, #Economics, #SystemsThinking. Antifascist, immigrant, gay af. #effice
Iranian State Media! Sometimes bad people say the truth. @itsmemaudeholly@www.threads.com
I talk to machines. Indie quant developer and algo trader teaching ordinary folks to fuck a system designed to oppress them. Polyglot software engineer (#Haskell, #Erlang, #Scala, #Nix, #NixOS, #Fsharp, #Python) and recovering software engineer in "tech". Has a penchant for #OptionsTrading, #FunctionalProgramming, #Economics, #SystemsThinking. Antifascist, immigrant, gay af. #effice
The wildest thing about gas prices going from $3.84 to $5.47 in just two months is that evidence was released by the DoJ that showed Donald Trump was credibly accused of child rape by someone who was 13yo at the time of the incident.
I talk to machines. Indie quant developer and algo trader teaching ordinary folks to fuck a system designed to oppress them. Polyglot software engineer (#Haskell, #Erlang, #Scala, #Nix, #NixOS, #Fsharp, #Python) and recovering software engineer in "tech". Has a penchant for #OptionsTrading, #FunctionalProgramming, #Economics, #SystemsThinking. Antifascist, immigrant, gay af. #effice
All we need now is OpenAI to sponsor a new Giants ballpark in a 10 year deal...
Does anyone remember WBVN?
I talk to machines. Indie quant developer and algo trader teaching ordinary folks to fuck a system designed to oppress them. Polyglot software engineer (#Haskell, #Erlang, #Scala, #Nix, #NixOS, #Fsharp, #Python) and recovering software engineer in "tech". Has a penchant for #OptionsTrading, #FunctionalProgramming, #Economics, #SystemsThinking. Antifascist, immigrant, gay af. #effice
Can they both lose? Both are deserving of losing.
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/apr/28/sam-altman-open-ai-elon-musk-trial
I talk to machines. Indie quant developer and algo trader teaching ordinary folks to fuck a system designed to oppress them. Polyglot software engineer (#Haskell, #Erlang, #Scala, #Nix, #NixOS, #Fsharp, #Python) and recovering software engineer in "tech". Has a penchant for #OptionsTrading, #FunctionalProgramming, #Economics, #SystemsThinking. Antifascist, immigrant, gay af. #effice
I talk to machines. Indie quant developer and algo trader teaching ordinary folks to fuck a system designed to oppress them. Polyglot software engineer (#Haskell, #Erlang, #Scala, #Nix, #NixOS, #Fsharp, #Python) and recovering software engineer in "tech". Has a penchant for #OptionsTrading, #FunctionalProgramming, #Economics, #SystemsThinking. Antifascist, immigrant, gay af. #effice
I'm amazed by all these terrified media and political elites concerned for their own safety but give zero fucks for the school children of our country.
GFY.
I talk to machines. Indie quant developer and algo trader teaching ordinary folks to fuck a system designed to oppress them. Polyglot software engineer (#Haskell, #Erlang, #Scala, #Nix, #NixOS, #Fsharp, #Python) and recovering software engineer in "tech". Has a penchant for #OptionsTrading, #FunctionalProgramming, #Economics, #SystemsThinking. Antifascist, immigrant, gay af. #effice
I talk to machines. Indie quant developer and algo trader teaching ordinary folks to fuck a system designed to oppress them. Polyglot software engineer (#Haskell, #Erlang, #Scala, #Nix, #NixOS, #Fsharp, #Python) and recovering software engineer in "tech". Has a penchant for #OptionsTrading, #FunctionalProgramming, #Economics, #SystemsThinking. Antifascist, immigrant, gay af. #effice
I talk to machines. Indie quant developer and algo trader teaching ordinary folks to fuck a system designed to oppress them. Polyglot software engineer (#Haskell, #Erlang, #Scala, #Nix, #NixOS, #Fsharp, #Python) and recovering software engineer in "tech". Has a penchant for #OptionsTrading, #FunctionalProgramming, #Economics, #SystemsThinking. Antifascist, immigrant, gay af. #effice
I talk to machines. Indie quant developer and algo trader teaching ordinary folks to fuck a system designed to oppress them. Polyglot software engineer (#Haskell, #Erlang, #Scala, #Nix, #NixOS, #Fsharp, #Python) and recovering software engineer in "tech". Has a penchant for #OptionsTrading, #FunctionalProgramming, #Economics, #SystemsThinking. Antifascist, immigrant, gay af. #effice
I talk to machines. Indie quant developer and algo trader teaching ordinary folks to fuck a system designed to oppress them. Polyglot software engineer (#Haskell, #Erlang, #Scala, #Nix, #NixOS, #Fsharp, #Python) and recovering software engineer in "tech". Has a penchant for #OptionsTrading, #FunctionalProgramming, #Economics, #SystemsThinking. Antifascist, immigrant, gay af. #effice
I talk to machines. Indie quant developer and algo trader teaching ordinary folks to fuck a system designed to oppress them. Polyglot software engineer (#Haskell, #Erlang, #Scala, #Nix, #NixOS, #Fsharp, #Python) and recovering software engineer in "tech". Has a penchant for #OptionsTrading, #FunctionalProgramming, #Economics, #SystemsThinking. Antifascist, immigrant, gay af. #effice
Keeping in touch with people still employed as software engineers and I am so thankful to have left that all behind. Being a quant developer is so much more rewarding, not just in terms of compensation, but also in terms of being able to work on the right things to make real progress on what I am working on.
Having been a software engineer at a high level previously I also know how to avoid dumb mistakes as a quant.
I talk to machines. Indie quant developer and algo trader teaching ordinary folks to fuck a system designed to oppress them. Polyglot software engineer (#Haskell, #Erlang, #Scala, #Nix, #NixOS, #Fsharp, #Python) and recovering software engineer in "tech". Has a penchant for #OptionsTrading, #FunctionalProgramming, #Economics, #SystemsThinking. Antifascist, immigrant, gay af. #effice
A: When is Pentagon Ken getting fired?
B: Who?
A: Pete Hegseth
B: Doesn't calling him Ken imply he is good looking? I don't see that.
He's not even made for TV. What is his job description even?
I talk to machines. Indie quant developer and algo trader teaching ordinary folks to fuck a system designed to oppress them. Polyglot software engineer (#Haskell, #Erlang, #Scala, #Nix, #NixOS, #Fsharp, #Python) and recovering software engineer in "tech". Has a penchant for #OptionsTrading, #FunctionalProgramming, #Economics, #SystemsThinking. Antifascist, immigrant, gay af. #effice
I often get confused for an adult because of my age.
I talk to machines. Indie quant developer and algo trader teaching ordinary folks to fuck a system designed to oppress them. Polyglot software engineer (#Haskell, #Erlang, #Scala, #Nix, #NixOS, #Fsharp, #Python) and recovering software engineer in "tech". Has a penchant for #OptionsTrading, #FunctionalProgramming, #Economics, #SystemsThinking. Antifascist, immigrant, gay af. #effice
If I never see another K-1 form again, it will be too soon.
I talk to machines. Indie quant developer and algo trader teaching ordinary folks to fuck a system designed to oppress them. Polyglot software engineer (#Haskell, #Erlang, #Scala, #Nix, #NixOS, #Fsharp, #Python) and recovering software engineer in "tech". Has a penchant for #OptionsTrading, #FunctionalProgramming, #Economics, #SystemsThinking. Antifascist, immigrant, gay af. #effice
I talk to machines. Indie quant developer and algo trader teaching ordinary folks to fuck a system designed to oppress them. Polyglot software engineer (#Haskell, #Erlang, #Scala, #Nix, #NixOS, #Fsharp, #Python) and recovering software engineer in "tech". Has a penchant for #OptionsTrading, #FunctionalProgramming, #Economics, #SystemsThinking. Antifascist, immigrant, gay af. #effice
I talk to machines. Indie quant developer and algo trader teaching ordinary folks to fuck a system designed to oppress them. Polyglot software engineer (#Haskell, #Erlang, #Scala, #Nix, #NixOS, #Fsharp, #Python) and recovering software engineer in "tech". Has a penchant for #OptionsTrading, #FunctionalProgramming, #Economics, #SystemsThinking. Antifascist, immigrant, gay af. #effice
LMAO. The NodeJS/NPM ecosystem is hot garbage and I don't miss it:
"Every developer or CI pipeline that installs this package and has an npm token accessible becomes an unwitting propagation vector. Their packages get infected, their downstream users install those, and if any of them have tokens, the cycle repeats."
https://thehackernews.com/2026/03/trivy-supply-chain-attack-triggers-self.html?m=1
I talk to machines. Indie quant developer and algo trader teaching ordinary folks to fuck a system designed to oppress them. Polyglot software engineer (#Haskell, #Erlang, #Scala, #Nix, #NixOS, #Fsharp, #Python) and recovering software engineer in "tech". Has a penchant for #OptionsTrading, #FunctionalProgramming, #Economics, #SystemsThinking. Antifascist, immigrant, gay af. #effice
I talk to machines. Indie quant developer and algo trader teaching ordinary folks to fuck a system designed to oppress them. Polyglot software engineer (#Haskell, #Erlang, #Scala, #Nix, #NixOS, #Fsharp, #Python) and recovering software engineer in "tech". Has a penchant for #OptionsTrading, #FunctionalProgramming, #Economics, #SystemsThinking. Antifascist, immigrant, gay af. #effice
Side hustle or side hassle?
I talk to machines. Indie quant developer and algo trader teaching ordinary folks to fuck a system designed to oppress them. Polyglot software engineer (#Haskell, #Erlang, #Scala, #Nix, #NixOS, #Fsharp, #Python) and recovering software engineer in "tech". Has a penchant for #OptionsTrading, #FunctionalProgramming, #Economics, #SystemsThinking. Antifascist, immigrant, gay af. #effice
I talk to machines. Indie quant developer and algo trader teaching ordinary folks to fuck a system designed to oppress them. Polyglot software engineer (#Haskell, #Erlang, #Scala, #Nix, #NixOS, #Fsharp, #Python) and recovering software engineer in "tech". Has a penchant for #OptionsTrading, #FunctionalProgramming, #Economics, #SystemsThinking. Antifascist, immigrant, gay af. #effice
What a dumb fuck.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/feb/11/salesforce-marc-benioff-ice-joke-employees
People ask, "how are these billionaires so stupid?" and the reality is they may not have always been stupid, but after they become ultra wealthy most opt to surround themselves with yes-people and then they inevitably become dumber over time.
I talk to machines. Indie quant developer and algo trader teaching ordinary folks to fuck a system designed to oppress them. Polyglot software engineer (#Haskell, #Erlang, #Scala, #Nix, #NixOS, #Fsharp, #Python) and recovering software engineer in "tech". Has a penchant for #OptionsTrading, #FunctionalProgramming, #Economics, #SystemsThinking. Antifascist, immigrant, gay af. #effice
I talk to machines. Indie quant developer and algo trader teaching ordinary folks to fuck a system designed to oppress them. Polyglot software engineer (#Haskell, #Erlang, #Scala, #Nix, #NixOS, #Fsharp, #Python) and recovering software engineer in "tech". Has a penchant for #OptionsTrading, #FunctionalProgramming, #Economics, #SystemsThinking. Antifascist, immigrant, gay af. #effice
I talk to machines. Indie quant developer and algo trader teaching ordinary folks to fuck a system designed to oppress them. Polyglot software engineer (#Haskell, #Erlang, #Scala, #Nix, #NixOS, #Fsharp, #Python) and recovering software engineer in "tech". Has a penchant for #OptionsTrading, #FunctionalProgramming, #Economics, #SystemsThinking. Antifascist, immigrant, gay af. #effice
Do not ask me how many hours I have spent trying to appease the DNS gods to do something via free accounts and workaround custom domain limits.
I talk to machines. Indie quant developer and algo trader teaching ordinary folks to fuck a system designed to oppress them. Polyglot software engineer (#Haskell, #Erlang, #Scala, #Nix, #NixOS, #Fsharp, #Python) and recovering software engineer in "tech". Has a penchant for #OptionsTrading, #FunctionalProgramming, #Economics, #SystemsThinking. Antifascist, immigrant, gay af. #effice
I talk to machines. Indie quant developer and algo trader teaching ordinary folks to fuck a system designed to oppress them. Polyglot software engineer (#Haskell, #Erlang, #Scala, #Nix, #NixOS, #Fsharp, #Python) and recovering software engineer in "tech". Has a penchant for #OptionsTrading, #FunctionalProgramming, #Economics, #SystemsThinking. Antifascist, immigrant, gay af. #effice
I talk to machines. Indie quant developer and algo trader teaching ordinary folks to fuck a system designed to oppress them. Polyglot software engineer (#Haskell, #Erlang, #Scala, #Nix, #NixOS, #Fsharp, #Python) and recovering software engineer in "tech". Has a penchant for #OptionsTrading, #FunctionalProgramming, #Economics, #SystemsThinking. Antifascist, immigrant, gay af. #effice
I have no idea what possessed me to write an article on LinkedIn on my phone screen while laying in bed reading about Greg Brown's death instead of getting up to my laptop to write a markdown document and commit/push in git to publish to my blog but I did...
I talk to machines. Indie quant developer and algo trader teaching ordinary folks to fuck a system designed to oppress them. Polyglot software engineer (#Haskell, #Erlang, #Scala, #Nix, #NixOS, #Fsharp, #Python) and recovering software engineer in "tech". Has a penchant for #OptionsTrading, #FunctionalProgramming, #Economics, #SystemsThinking. Antifascist, immigrant, gay af. #effice
>>> In a statement, Lai’s son, Sebastien, said the “draconian” prison term was devastating for his family and life-threatening for his father. “It signifies the total destruction of the Hong Kong legal system and the end of justice,” he said.
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I talk to machines. Indie quant developer and algo trader teaching ordinary folks to fuck a system designed to oppress them. Polyglot software engineer (#Haskell, #Erlang, #Scala, #Nix, #NixOS, #Fsharp, #Python) and recovering software engineer in "tech". Has a penchant for #OptionsTrading, #FunctionalProgramming, #Economics, #SystemsThinking. Antifascist, immigrant, gay af. #effice
The amount of hate and contempt shown to JD Vance at the Winter Olympics is totally unacceptable.
I know everyone can do better. MORE!
I talk to machines. Indie quant developer and algo trader teaching ordinary folks to fuck a system designed to oppress them. Polyglot software engineer (#Haskell, #Erlang, #Scala, #Nix, #NixOS, #Fsharp, #Python) and recovering software engineer in "tech". Has a penchant for #OptionsTrading, #FunctionalProgramming, #Economics, #SystemsThinking. Antifascist, immigrant, gay af. #effice
Pro tip: Don't fight the last war.
I talk to machines. Indie quant developer and algo trader teaching ordinary folks to fuck a system designed to oppress them. Polyglot software engineer (#Haskell, #Erlang, #Scala, #Nix, #NixOS, #Fsharp, #Python) and recovering software engineer in "tech". Has a penchant for #OptionsTrading, #FunctionalProgramming, #Economics, #SystemsThinking. Antifascist, immigrant, gay af. #effice
I talk to machines. Indie quant developer and algo trader teaching ordinary folks to fuck a system designed to oppress them. Polyglot software engineer (#Haskell, #Erlang, #Scala, #Nix, #NixOS, #Fsharp, #Python) and recovering software engineer in "tech". Has a penchant for #OptionsTrading, #FunctionalProgramming, #Economics, #SystemsThinking. Antifascist, immigrant, gay af. #effice
I talk to machines. Indie quant developer and algo trader teaching ordinary folks to fuck a system designed to oppress them. Polyglot software engineer (#Haskell, #Erlang, #Scala, #Nix, #NixOS, #Fsharp, #Python) and recovering software engineer in "tech". Has a penchant for #OptionsTrading, #FunctionalProgramming, #Economics, #SystemsThinking. Antifascist, immigrant, gay af. #effice
I talk to machines. Indie quant developer and algo trader teaching ordinary folks to fuck a system designed to oppress them. Polyglot software engineer (#Haskell, #Erlang, #Scala, #Nix, #NixOS, #Fsharp, #Python) and recovering software engineer in "tech". Has a penchant for #OptionsTrading, #FunctionalProgramming, #Economics, #SystemsThinking. Antifascist, immigrant, gay af. #effice
I talk to machines. Indie quant developer and algo trader teaching ordinary folks to fuck a system designed to oppress them. Polyglot software engineer (#Haskell, #Erlang, #Scala, #Nix, #NixOS, #Fsharp, #Python) and recovering software engineer in "tech". Has a penchant for #OptionsTrading, #FunctionalProgramming, #Economics, #SystemsThinking. Antifascist, immigrant, gay af. #effice