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HO HO HOLD THE PHONE! It's only ruddy Santa Claus on Mastodon! I love a toot every now and then. Been good this year? Clean your chimneys! Not a parody.
#santa #christmas #holidays #xmas #claus #presents #cookies #noël #weihnachten #navidad

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Santa Claus @Santaclaus@c.im · Dec 13, 2022
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@Santaclaus@c.im

HO HO HOLD THE PHONE! It's only ruddy Santa Claus on Mastodon! I love a toot every now and then. Been good this year? Clean your chimneys! Not a parody.
#santa #christmas #holidays #xmas #claus #presents #cookies #noël #weihnachten #navidad

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A valiant effort has been made by Little Tim this year, who for some reason has decided to change his name to Tim'); INSERT INTO [NiceList] SELECT * FROM [NaughtyList];--

HO HO HO! Nice try Tim. I don't use #SQL, I use several dozen interconnected #Excel spreadsheets, like a professional.

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Santa Claus @Santaclaus@c.im · Nov 25, 2022
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HO HO HOLD THE PHONE! It's only ruddy Santa Claus on Mastodon! I love a toot every now and then. Been good this year? Clean your chimneys! Not a parody.
#santa #christmas #holidays #xmas #claus #presents #cookies #noël #weihnachten #navidad

c.im

WHAT?! An elf just confiscated my nice list! Apparently putting someone on it after they gave me a box of delicious chocolate brownies can be "constituted as a #bribe".

Well, if I can't choose who goes on it, I guess I shall leave that up to you fine people.

Anyone you think should go on the nice list this year?

I would think that nominating yourself will not work... but if you kindly boosted this post, someone may suggest you.

#Christmas #Santa #Friday #FF #FollowFriday

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Santa Claus @Santaclaus@c.im · Nov 22, 2022
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HO HO HOLD THE PHONE! It's only ruddy Santa Claus on Mastodon! I love a toot every now and then. Been good this year? Clean your chimneys! Not a parody.
#santa #christmas #holidays #xmas #claus #presents #cookies #noël #weihnachten #navidad

c.im

Oh dear. I've just been informed that collecting the names of every person on the planet for my naughty and nice lists is, and I quote, “a significant and wholly irresponsible breach of #GDPR “.
I'm going to hand out about 8 billion consent forms soon. If you could all get them back to me ASAP that would be appreciated.

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