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John Moltz

@Moltz@mastodon.social
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I write and talk for a living. Which sounds pretty dumb looking at it now.

(Do not DM private information, it's not secure.)

7191 Followers
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43 Posts
Joined November 13, 2017
I sell shirts:
https://cottonbureau.com/people/giant-squid-productions
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John Moltz @Moltz@mastodon.social · Jul 15, 2026
John Moltz
@Moltz@mastodon.social

I write and talk for a living. Which sounds pretty dumb looking at it now. (Do not DM private information, it's not secure.)

mastodon.social
Replying to @adef187@jorts.horse
@adef187@jorts.horse Don't make me do this one.
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John Moltz @Moltz@mastodon.social · Jul 15, 2026
John Moltz
@Moltz@mastodon.social

I write and talk for a living. Which sounds pretty dumb looking at it now. (Do not DM private information, it's not secure.)

mastodon.social
Replying to @Luke@typo.social
@Luke@typo.social You want me to pick my favorite child?! OK. Right now it's this one because it's a deep Star Trek cut that no one who sees it gets. Also, it was pretty easy to make. https://cottonbureau.com/p/ZGYFCS/shirt/the-karidian-company-of-players
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John Moltz @Moltz@mastodon.social · Jul 15, 2026
John Moltz
@Moltz@mastodon.social

I write and talk for a living. Which sounds pretty dumb looking at it now. (Do not DM private information, it's not secure.)

mastodon.social

Still making Andor-themed shirts in the year of our lord 2026. https://cottonbureau.com/p/2BXNQ7/shirt/luthen

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John Moltz @Moltz@mastodon.social · Jul 12, 2026
John Moltz
@Moltz@mastodon.social

I write and talk for a living. Which sounds pretty dumb looking at it now. (Do not DM private information, it's not secure.)

mastodon.social
Replying to @the_other_jon@mastodon.social
@the_other_jon@mastodon.social Ohhh, so like CSI investigations of crimes committed making the CSI shows.
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John Moltz @Moltz@mastodon.social · Jul 12, 2026
John Moltz
@Moltz@mastodon.social

I write and talk for a living. Which sounds pretty dumb looking at it now. (Do not DM private information, it's not secure.)

mastodon.social

I passed one of these places yesterday and thought "Well, I'm not watching *that* spinoff of CSI!" because I'm just spontaneously hilarious like that and people love me, but then I thought "It's crime scene investigations in storage units; it's CSI meets Storage Wars!" and suddenly I kind of wanted to see it.

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John Moltz @Moltz@mastodon.social · Jul 10, 2026
John Moltz
@Moltz@mastodon.social

I write and talk for a living. Which sounds pretty dumb looking at it now. (Do not DM private information, it's not secure.)

mastodon.social
I put every Star Trek series into a Collection on my Plex, pointed Coax at it and now I have a channel that's playing a random Star Trek episode at any given moment. It's fantastic. https://coaxtheapp.com
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John Moltz @Moltz@mastodon.social · May 09, 2026
John Moltz
@Moltz@mastodon.social

I write and talk for a living. Which sounds pretty dumb looking at it now. (Do not DM private information, it's not secure.)

mastodon.social

RE: @paul@tapbots.social

First the wheels fell off your marriage, now they're falling off your divorce.

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John Moltz @Moltz@mastodon.social · May 08, 2026
John Moltz
@Moltz@mastodon.social

I write and talk for a living. Which sounds pretty dumb looking at it now. (Do not DM private information, it's not secure.)

mastodon.social

Rewatching bits of Andor (as you do) and thinking how cool it'd be if there was a deleted scene of Partagaz shooting his way out of the ISB.

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John Moltz @Moltz@mastodon.social · Apr 28, 2026
John Moltz
@Moltz@mastodon.social

I write and talk for a living. Which sounds pretty dumb looking at it now. (Do not DM private information, it's not secure.)

mastodon.social

Happy birthday to my editor, podcasting pal and just regular pal, @dmoren@zeppelin.flights. It’s a pleasure to get to talk with Dan twice a week. Except last week when he went on vacation which was very rude.

zeppelin.flights

Dan Moren (@dmoren@zeppelin.flights) - The Incomparable

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John Moltz @Moltz@mastodon.social · Apr 25, 2026
John Moltz
@Moltz@mastodon.social

I write and talk for a living. Which sounds pretty dumb looking at it now. (Do not DM private information, it's not secure.)

mastodon.social

Me when my wife told me I didn't have to go to the crafting fair with her.

Your browser does not support the video tag.
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John Moltz @Moltz@mastodon.social · Apr 21, 2026
John Moltz
@Moltz@mastodon.social

I write and talk for a living. Which sounds pretty dumb looking at it now. (Do not DM private information, it's not secure.)

mastodon.social

Sometimes Apple Music will play "Pump Up The Jam" which will make me think of Philomena Cunk which will make me think of her saying Medieval knights were just like Iron Man but without the super powers like being able to fly or put up with Gwyneth Paltrow.

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John Moltz @Moltz@mastodon.social · Apr 20, 2026
John Moltz
@Moltz@mastodon.social

I write and talk for a living. Which sounds pretty dumb looking at it now. (Do not DM private information, it's not secure.)

mastodon.social
Replying to @Luke@typo.social
@Luke@typo.social @chockenberry@mastodon.social Here she is 24 years ago. https://youtu.be/c72d4-LpilM?si=qyAC-WmwZfZb8naw
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John Moltz @Moltz@mastodon.social · Apr 09, 2026
John Moltz
@Moltz@mastodon.social

I write and talk for a living. Which sounds pretty dumb looking at it now. (Do not DM private information, it's not secure.)

mastodon.social

RE: @scalzi@mastodon.social

This is, as they say, the way.

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John Moltz @Moltz@mastodon.social · Apr 07, 2026
John Moltz
@Moltz@mastodon.social

I write and talk for a living. Which sounds pretty dumb looking at it now. (Do not DM private information, it's not secure.)

mastodon.social

@tvaziri@mastodon.social Very much less correct over here. Cross posting has failed you. Say a hail Mary and give us six more morons.

mastodon.social

Todd Vaziri (@tvaziri@mastodon.social) - Mastodon

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John Moltz @Moltz@mastodon.social · Apr 06, 2026
John Moltz
@Moltz@mastodon.social

I write and talk for a living. Which sounds pretty dumb looking at it now. (Do not DM private information, it's not secure.)

mastodon.social
Replying to @Eggfreckles@mastodon.mit.edu
@Eggfreckles@mastodon.mit.edu I actually started that a number of years ago but it just didn't stick! https://www.spacetimedigest.com/2019/02/15/opportunity-ghosting-earth/
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John Moltz @Moltz@mastodon.social · Apr 06, 2026
John Moltz
@Moltz@mastodon.social

I write and talk for a living. Which sounds pretty dumb looking at it now. (Do not DM private information, it's not secure.)

mastodon.social

When the Moon becomes fully engorged, the astronauts will go around to the back side and then the cameras are going to go off.

lol of course

sure

we know what's going on

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John Moltz @Moltz@mastodon.social · Apr 03, 2026
John Moltz
@Moltz@mastodon.social

I write and talk for a living. Which sounds pretty dumb looking at it now. (Do not DM private information, it's not secure.)

mastodon.social
Replying to @Voline@kolektiva.social
@Voline@kolektiva.social Yeah, that was another thing. I went to a conference in San Jose once in the late '90s and drove to Apple to go to the company store and was not inspired to live in Cupertino.
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John Moltz @Moltz@mastodon.social · Apr 03, 2026
John Moltz
@Moltz@mastodon.social

I write and talk for a living. Which sounds pretty dumb looking at it now. (Do not DM private information, it's not secure.)

mastodon.social
Replying to @pauld@mas.to
@pauld@mas.to Oh, my. Too rich for my blood but very cool.
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John Moltz @Moltz@mastodon.social · Apr 03, 2026
John Moltz
@Moltz@mastodon.social

I write and talk for a living. Which sounds pretty dumb looking at it now. (Do not DM private information, it's not secure.)

mastodon.social
Replying to @Voline@kolektiva.social
@Voline@kolektiva.social @sanguish@iosdev.space I went back to watch it again a few years ago and had exactly the same experience, unfortunately.
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John Moltz @Moltz@mastodon.social · Apr 03, 2026
John Moltz
@Moltz@mastodon.social

I write and talk for a living. Which sounds pretty dumb looking at it now. (Do not DM private information, it's not secure.)

mastodon.social
Replying to @jackbrewster@hachyderm.io
@jackbrewster@hachyderm.io Oh, yeah! A friend had that as a kid and after college he put it in this giant aquarium he had tree frogs and plants in. He had Commander Koenig face down in the dirt like it'd crashed there.
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John Moltz @Moltz@mastodon.social · Apr 03, 2026
John Moltz
@Moltz@mastodon.social

I write and talk for a living. Which sounds pretty dumb looking at it now. (Do not DM private information, it's not secure.)

mastodon.social
Replying to @jackbrewster@hachyderm.io
@jackbrewster@hachyderm.io The Dinky metal one? Like this?!
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John Moltz @Moltz@mastodon.social · Apr 03, 2026
John Moltz
@Moltz@mastodon.social

I write and talk for a living. Which sounds pretty dumb looking at it now. (Do not DM private information, it's not secure.)

mastodon.social
Replying to @davidhmccoy@mastodon.world
@davidhmccoy@mastodon.world Metal one, like this?
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John Moltz @Moltz@mastodon.social · Apr 03, 2026
John Moltz
@Moltz@mastodon.social

I write and talk for a living. Which sounds pretty dumb looking at it now. (Do not DM private information, it's not secure.)

mastodon.social
Replying to @paulc@mstdn.social
@paulc@mstdn.social They're great. I have a Rocinante model from them, it's lovely.
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John Moltz @Moltz@mastodon.social · Apr 03, 2026
John Moltz
@Moltz@mastodon.social

I write and talk for a living. Which sounds pretty dumb looking at it now. (Do not DM private information, it's not secure.)

mastodon.social

The Eagle remains one of the coolest spaceships in all of sci fi. For just $35 I'd be all over this 5.5" model if I didn't already have a larger one. https://www.masterreplicas.com/en-us/products/space-1999-5-5-inc-classic-eagle-transporter

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John Moltz @Moltz@mastodon.social · Apr 03, 2026
John Moltz
@Moltz@mastodon.social

I write and talk for a living. Which sounds pretty dumb looking at it now. (Do not DM private information, it's not secure.)

mastodon.social
Replying to @anzet@zeppelin.flights
@anzet@zeppelin.flights Sorry. I’m having them taken to the desert and safely exploded.
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John Moltz @Moltz@mastodon.social · Apr 03, 2026
John Moltz
@Moltz@mastodon.social

I write and talk for a living. Which sounds pretty dumb looking at it now. (Do not DM private information, it's not secure.)

mastodon.social
Replying to @imalcolm@mastodon.social
@imalcolm@mastodon.social 🤔
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John Moltz @Moltz@mastodon.social · Apr 03, 2026
John Moltz
@Moltz@mastodon.social

I write and talk for a living. Which sounds pretty dumb looking at it now. (Do not DM private information, it's not secure.)

mastodon.social
Replying to @MedeaVanamonde@beige.party
@MedeaVanamonde@beige.party @lisamelton@mastodon.social Yeah, I know, but I didn’t buy the book until today.
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John Moltz @Moltz@mastodon.social · Apr 03, 2026
John Moltz
@Moltz@mastodon.social

I write and talk for a living. Which sounds pretty dumb looking at it now. (Do not DM private information, it's not secure.)

mastodon.social
Replying to @Barkeep@mastodon.social
@Barkeep@mastodon.social I can’t speak about future products.
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John Moltz @Moltz@mastodon.social · Apr 03, 2026
John Moltz
@Moltz@mastodon.social

I write and talk for a living. Which sounds pretty dumb looking at it now. (Do not DM private information, it's not secure.)

mastodon.social
Replying to @jackbrewster@hachyderm.io
@jackbrewster@hachyderm.io Damned straight!
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John Moltz @Moltz@mastodon.social · Apr 03, 2026
John Moltz
@Moltz@mastodon.social

I write and talk for a living. Which sounds pretty dumb looking at it now. (Do not DM private information, it's not secure.)

mastodon.social
Replying to @campmccl@mastodon.social
@campmccl@mastodon.social You got it!
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John Moltz @Moltz@mastodon.social · Apr 03, 2026
John Moltz
@Moltz@mastodon.social

I write and talk for a living. Which sounds pretty dumb looking at it now. (Do not DM private information, it's not secure.)

mastodon.social

John Moltz Enterprises is pleased to announce that it has acquired Apple for the low price of $20. As the new CEO I would like to assure customers that most operations will remain the same. With the big exception of government relations. And a bunch of App Store shit.

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John Moltz @Moltz@mastodon.social · Apr 02, 2026
John Moltz
@Moltz@mastodon.social

I write and talk for a living. Which sounds pretty dumb looking at it now. (Do not DM private information, it's not secure.)

mastodon.social
Replying to @DanMorgan@vmst.io
@DanMorgan@vmst.io I was using iWeb long after it was discontinued! So, I don't think that piece is quite as old as it would look.
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John Moltz @Moltz@mastodon.social · Apr 02, 2026
John Moltz
@Moltz@mastodon.social

I write and talk for a living. Which sounds pretty dumb looking at it now. (Do not DM private information, it's not secure.)

mastodon.social
Replying to @jamesthomson@mastodon.social
@jamesthomson@mastodon.social Insidious. And with our tax dollars!
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John Moltz @Moltz@mastodon.social · Apr 02, 2026
John Moltz
@Moltz@mastodon.social

I write and talk for a living. Which sounds pretty dumb looking at it now. (Do not DM private information, it's not secure.)

mastodon.social

Seeing a lot of talk about people going "back" to the Moon. Guess no one read this fact-filled piece I wrote a number of years ago. Sad. https://johnmoltz.com/post/146407206/10-reasons-i-know-the-apollo-11-moon-landing-was-faked/John_Moltz/Return.html

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John Moltz @Moltz@mastodon.social · Feb 12, 2026
John Moltz
@Moltz@mastodon.social

I write and talk for a living. Which sounds pretty dumb looking at it now. (Do not DM private information, it's not secure.)

mastodon.social
Replying to @zmk@snailedit.social
@zmk@snailedit.social Happy birthday!
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John Moltz @Moltz@mastodon.social · Feb 03, 2026
John Moltz
@Moltz@mastodon.social

I write and talk for a living. Which sounds pretty dumb looking at it now. (Do not DM private information, it's not secure.)

mastodon.social
Replying to @bw@typo.social
@bw@typo.social Hank recently requested Goldfish crackers and now I'm addicted to them all over again. Karen has forbade the big box, though. She said "What, are you starting a daycare?!"
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John Moltz @Moltz@mastodon.social · Jan 31, 2026
John Moltz
@Moltz@mastodon.social

I write and talk for a living. Which sounds pretty dumb looking at it now. (Do not DM private information, it's not secure.)

mastodon.social
X and Grok are still on the Apple App Store, the safest and most trusted place to get apps (citation: Apple marketing materials). https://9to5mac.com/2026/01/28/as-37-us-states-respond-to-grok-csam-problem-apple-really-needs-to-act/
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John Moltz @Moltz@mastodon.social · Jan 25, 2026
John Moltz
@Moltz@mastodon.social

I write and talk for a living. Which sounds pretty dumb looking at it now. (Do not DM private information, it's not secure.)

mastodon.social
Boosted by CM Harrington @octothorpe@mastodon.online
On the night a man was murdered by ICE in Minnesota, Tim Cook spent the evening watching what must be one of the shittiest movies of all time with the people running ICE as their own personal terrorist organization. https://www.theverge.com/news/867429/tim-cook-andy-jassy-white-house-melania-doc
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John Moltz @Moltz@mastodon.social · Jan 11, 2026
John Moltz
@Moltz@mastodon.social

I write and talk for a living. Which sounds pretty dumb looking at it now. (Do not DM private information, it's not secure.)

mastodon.social
Replying to @godofbiscuits@sfba.social
@godofbiscuits@sfba.social Just Tim Cook's general obsequiousness to the administration.
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John Moltz @Moltz@mastodon.social · Jan 11, 2026
John Moltz
@Moltz@mastodon.social

I write and talk for a living. Which sounds pretty dumb looking at it now. (Do not DM private information, it's not secure.)

mastodon.social
Boosted by Ged Maheux @gedeonm@mastodon.social
Just a reminder that we still sell this shirt. No reason. https://rebound.printful.me/product/rip-courage-2016-2025
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John Moltz @Moltz@mastodon.social · Jan 10, 2026
John Moltz
@Moltz@mastodon.social

I write and talk for a living. Which sounds pretty dumb looking at it now. (Do not DM private information, it's not secure.)

mastodon.social
Replying to @tvaziri@mastodon.social
@tvaziri I have actually liked the animated art. Until now.
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John Moltz @Moltz@mastodon.social · Dec 03, 2025
John Moltz
@Moltz@mastodon.social

I write and talk for a living. Which sounds pretty dumb looking at it now. (Do not DM private information, it's not secure.)

mastodon.social
Replying to @joesteel@duck.haus
@joesteel@duck.haus @dmoren@zeppelin.flights You know who else had courage.
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John Moltz @Moltz@mastodon.social · Mar 30, 2023
John Moltz
@Moltz@mastodon.social

I write and talk for a living. Which sounds pretty dumb looking at it now. (Do not DM private information, it's not secure.)

mastodon.social
Replying to @darth@mastodon.online
@darth@mastodon.online Please hold, 4,000 reply guys will be along shortly to tell you how it works.
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