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PixiePancake

@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social
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Retired teacher, boomer, Democrat, atheist. Love reading, true crime, and Dexter. Live in Salt Lake City, Utah

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Joined February 10, 2023

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PixiePancake @MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social · Apr 04, 2026
PixiePancake
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social

Retired teacher, boomer, Democrat, atheist. Love reading, true crime, and Dexter. Live in Salt Lake City, Utah

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I’m writing my memoir. This is it. Yes, this ALL of it.

#Humor #Funny #Humour

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PixiePancake @MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social · Mar 17, 2026
PixiePancake
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social

Retired teacher, boomer, Democrat, atheist. Love reading, true crime, and Dexter. Live in Salt Lake City, Utah

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Is he single?

#Funny #Humor

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PixiePancake @MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social · Mar 01, 2026
PixiePancake
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social

Retired teacher, boomer, Democrat, atheist. Love reading, true crime, and Dexter. Live in Salt Lake City, Utah

mstdn.social

This can only mean one thing. Toast.
#Funny #Humor

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PixiePancake @MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social · Feb 20, 2026
PixiePancake
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social

Retired teacher, boomer, Democrat, atheist. Love reading, true crime, and Dexter. Live in Salt Lake City, Utah

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It wasn’t me.

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PixiePancake @MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social · Jan 18, 2026
PixiePancake
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social

Retired teacher, boomer, Democrat, atheist. Love reading, true crime, and Dexter. Live in Salt Lake City, Utah

mstdn.social

I’m elderly. My primary care physician is a gerontologist. If she ever asked me to take a cognitive exam, I’d have a heart attack.
If I were asked to take a cognitive exam three times, I would know that the doctor was monitoring the severity & rate of my mental decline.
I’d notify my family immediately; I’d get my affairs in order.
Then I’d invade Venezuela, threaten Greenland, Cuba, Columbia, Mexico, Iran, Canada, Panama, Nigeria, Syria & Nicaragua. I’d weaponize ICE, & no one would stop me.

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PixiePancake @MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social · Jan 17, 2026
PixiePancake
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social

Retired teacher, boomer, Democrat, atheist. Love reading, true crime, and Dexter. Live in Salt Lake City, Utah

mstdn.social

GENERAL STRIKE
FRIDAY, JANUARY 23, 2026

MINNEAPOLIS DAY OF TRUTH AND FREEDOM

I’ll be striking in Salt Lake City on Friday, January 23, 2026

On the day of the GENERAL STRIKE, I am a Minnesotan.
#ICE #Trump #GeneralStrike #Minneapolis #Minnesota

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PixiePancake @MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social · Dec 01, 2025
PixiePancake
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social

Retired teacher, boomer, Democrat, atheist. Love reading, true crime, and Dexter. Live in Salt Lake City, Utah

mstdn.social

I do not have too much time on my hands.
#Humor #Funny #Democrats #Politics #Trump #MAGA

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PixiePancake @MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social · Dec 01, 2025
PixiePancake
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social

Retired teacher, boomer, Democrat, atheist. Love reading, true crime, and Dexter. Live in Salt Lake City, Utah

mstdn.social

Love to anyone who is as sick as my cousin.
#Holidays #Covid #Sick #Funny #Humor

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PixiePancake @MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social · Nov 26, 2025
PixiePancake
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social

Retired teacher, boomer, Democrat, atheist. Love reading, true crime, and Dexter. Live in Salt Lake City, Utah

mstdn.social

@alessandro@mstdn.ca @LoganFive@beige.party 70% is the lowest passing grade. On the plus side, they’re closer to passing than utter catastrophe. Every right answer is its own special triumph.

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Account has moved (@alessandro@mstdn.ca) - Mastodon Canada

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PixiePancake @MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social · Nov 26, 2025
PixiePancake
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social

Retired teacher, boomer, Democrat, atheist. Love reading, true crime, and Dexter. Live in Salt Lake City, Utah

mstdn.social

@jalefkowit@vmst.io If Vance is elected in 2028, I want a lobotomy.

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PixiePancake @MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social · Feb 07, 2024
PixiePancake
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social

Retired teacher, boomer, Democrat, atheist. Love reading, true crime, and Dexter. Live in Salt Lake City, Utah

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Replying to @cindyweinstein@mastodon.world
@cindyweinstein@mastodon.world @usluck@channels.im I want to see my cause of death. I hope it was donuts.
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PixiePancake @MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social · Feb 10, 2023
PixiePancake
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social

Retired teacher, boomer, Democrat, atheist. Love reading, true crime, and Dexter. Live in Salt Lake City, Utah

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Replying to @atomicpoet@mastodon.social
@atomicpoet@mastodon.social Thank you! Just migrated from mastodon.lol, and feeling a little shaky. Thank you for being so welcoming!
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