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Harriet Monkhouse

@HarrietMonkhouse@mcr.wtf
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Cats, cheese, cricket. She/ze. #BwiththeT
Sacred Harp singer
The whole world's in a terrible state of chassis.

106 Followers
69 Following
25 Posts
Joined January 07, 2023
Pronouns:
she/ze
Manchester:
Born in the North, Return to the North, Exist in the North, Die in the North
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Harriet Monkhouse @HarrietMonkhouse@mcr.wtf
· 4mo ago
Replying to @WCOW@beige.party
@WCOW@beige.party @HeatherMJ@mastodon.social @TCMuffin@toot.wales @BashStKid@mastodon.online I don't particularly dislike him, but I always remember my late friend Isobel's reaction to Kirsty and Tom getting back together. "No, Kirsty, step away from the Tom..." How right she was! #TheArchers
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Harriet Monkhouse @HarrietMonkhouse@mcr.wtf
· 4mo ago

I don't know why everyone isn't talking about the brilliant news that the Neanderthals had skilled dentists using stone drills for root canal work.

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2026/may/13/neanderthals-stone-drills-treat-cavities-tooth-siberia-dentist

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Harriet Monkhouse @HarrietMonkhouse@mcr.wtf
· 4mo ago

Saw this drain exit while knocking up today, and I WANT ONE.

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Harriet Monkhouse @HarrietMonkhouse@mcr.wtf
· 4mo ago
Replying to @BashStKid@mastodon.online
@BashStKid@mastodon.online @WCOW@beige.party @HeatherMJ@mastodon.social @TCMuffin@toot.wales I'm not feeling very confident about Erik, but I don't think there's any way Kirsty would go back to Tom. I think she'll be a single mother with some support from Erik. #TheArchers
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Harriet Monkhouse @HarrietMonkhouse@mcr.wtf
· 4mo ago
Replying to @WCOW@beige.party
@WCOW@beige.party Along with the ties. Actually, I think modern cravats are almost as silly as ties. What I would like is to resurrect the starched white stocks and cravats of the Regency era.
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Harriet Monkhouse @HarrietMonkhouse@mcr.wtf
· 4mo ago
Replying to @WCOW@beige.party
@WCOW@beige.party Probably died out.
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Harriet Monkhouse @HarrietMonkhouse@mcr.wtf
· 4mo ago
Replying to @WCOW@beige.party
@WCOW@beige.party He'd have a tie for funerals.
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Harriet Monkhouse @HarrietMonkhouse@mcr.wtf
· 4mo ago
Replying to @WCOW@beige.party
@WCOW@beige.party Now imagining Brian and Tom having to share a tie because Natasha has sold all of Tom's.
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Harriet Monkhouse @HarrietMonkhouse@mcr.wtf
· 4mo ago
Replying to @WCOW@beige.party
@WCOW@beige.party If it was silken tofu I don't blame Bert. Can't get a grip on the bloody thing with chopsticks. But I'm addicted to the firm stuff.
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Harriet Monkhouse @HarrietMonkhouse@mcr.wtf
· 4mo ago
Replying to @tansy@wandering.shop
@tansy@wandering.shop There is a much longer history of trans councillors than you think! Only the other day I was thinking of Labour councillor Rachael Webb, who was elected in Lambeth 40 years ago when I was living there. I don't remember whether she was the first.
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Harriet Monkhouse @HarrietMonkhouse@mcr.wtf
· 4mo ago
Replying to @MikeFromLFE@cupoftea.social
@MikeFromLFE@cupoftea.social @BashStKid@mastodon.online @WCOW@beige.party I suppose he's done other videos for ageing farmers who write cheques.
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Harriet Monkhouse @HarrietMonkhouse@mcr.wtf
· 4mo ago
Replying to @BashStKid@mastodon.online
@BashStKid@mastodon.online @HeatherMJ@mastodon.social @WCOW@beige.party I was slightly surprised that George was happy with a cheque. Does his generation know what to do with them?
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Harriet Monkhouse @HarrietMonkhouse@mcr.wtf
· 4mo ago
Replying to @HeatherMJ@mastodon.social
@HeatherMJ@mastodon.social @WCOW@beige.party My understanding was that Brian doesn't mind paying for George's new drone, because drones are a boring irrelevance to him; he objects to George buying sheep, because he doesn't want George to be a farmer, a role which should be reserved for people like Brian. (And I suppose he can tolerate the idea of Adam being a farmer if he follows rigidly in Brian's footsteps, but whenever Adam has an idea of his own that proves he doesn't belong with people like Brian.) #TheArchers
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Harriet Monkhouse @HarrietMonkhouse@mcr.wtf
· 4mo ago
Replying to @WCOW@beige.party
@WCOW@beige.party It struck me today that there was something very similar in Brian's brush-offs of Adam and (last time round) George. Both interactions started with a tempting promise ("I'm going to give you the farm/loadsamoney") only for Brian to withdraw the offer on learning their plans ("No, no, not if you're planning to change anything at all on my farm/buying sheep instead of drones!") #TheArchers
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Harriet Monkhouse @HarrietMonkhouse@mcr.wtf
· 4mo ago
Replying to @WCOW@beige.party
@WCOW@beige.party Suppose we can't nominate Josh for adding to Ruth's paranoia as we didn't actually hear their conversation? #TheArchers
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Harriet Monkhouse @HarrietMonkhouse@mcr.wtf
· 4mo ago
Replying to @Janet_52square@sunny.garden
@Janet_52square@sunny.garden On a small screen, I thought the cushion was a cat, curled up in comfort!
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Harriet Monkhouse @HarrietMonkhouse@mcr.wtf
· 5mo ago
Replying to @suearcher@toot.wales
@suearcher @oliver_bear A friend of mine was on the shortlist for the trip that eventually went to Helen Sharman in 1991! I think she got to do some of the preliminary training at Star City in Moscow, and she was definitely interviewed on Woman's Hour, but in the end she didn't get the gig. It would have been so exciting knowing I had a friend Out There in the Sky!
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Harriet Monkhouse @HarrietMonkhouse@mcr.wtf
· 6mo ago
Replying to @cassolotl__dup_28883@eldritch.cafe
@cassolotl I didn't know you could have induction hobs with knobs, but I've had one with touch controls since November 2018, and have been very happy with them.
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Harriet Monkhouse @HarrietMonkhouse@mcr.wtf
· 12mo ago
Replying to @Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt
@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt I am rather alarmed by the squashed purple one!
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Harriet Monkhouse @HarrietMonkhouse@mcr.wtf
· 21mo ago
Replying to @robinhood@yiff.life
@robinhood@yiff.life This sounds a bit like my life reading proofs, which is an endless variation on: "How clever of you to spot that error!" "I checked it."
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Harriet Monkhouse @HarrietMonkhouse@mcr.wtf
· 5mo ago
Replying to @suearcher@toot.wales
@suearcher I hope all goes well and she is comfortable.
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Harriet Monkhouse @HarrietMonkhouse@mcr.wtf
· 5mo ago
Replying to @suearcher@toot.wales
@suearcher Oh no! That's so annoying.
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Harriet Monkhouse @HarrietMonkhouse@mcr.wtf
· 4mo ago
Replying to @suearcher@toot.wales
@suearcher Perhaps a small wing of the museum could be dedicated to tea towels with Love Spoons on them?
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Harriet Monkhouse @HarrietMonkhouse@mcr.wtf
· 13mo ago
Replying to @catsalad__dup_5@infosec.exchange
@catsalad@infosec.exchange Bigeneration! I always knew cats were Time Lords.
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Harriet Monkhouse @HarrietMonkhouse@mcr.wtf
· 4mo ago
Replying to @HeatherMJ@mastodon.social
@HeatherMJ@mastodon.social @WCOW@beige.party You think the cheque will bounce?
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