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Hamlet's Inability To Experience Whimsy

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Mikael (me-kyle) but call me Mika (me-kah)
He/they
26
ENG, 日本語少し
Eastern Time Zone
Only follow if 18+
Transmasc Enby
Polyam Demiromantic Grey-Ace
Diamoric Achillean
Flirt At Your Own Risk Of Disappointment
💉 3/31/2021
Unironic Vampire
:teal_heart: @Azura@telescope.garden :teal_heart:
Autistic
Prince of Heart :hs_heart:
Trained Alchemist
Exclusionists Get Bent

TITLES:
Human (Formerly) Seraph (Inactive) Vampire (Formerly) Michaela (?) Demon
A gay man, a whore, and someone who has blocked an exorbitant number of people on twitter
The One Who Wants To Kiss G'raha Tia
The Scourge Of The Fediverse
President of Anime
Too Dangerous To Be Around Regular Humans
Bad Faith Actor To My Core
Overwrought Vampire Twink
:black_sparkles: :sparkles_teal: Pretty Boy :sparkles_teal: :black_sparkles:
YuGiOh: Duel Monsters Purist

TESTIMONIES:
"Every time I talk to you I feel like I am a character in an isekai explaining an extremely basic setting detail to the protagonist" - @RussellsBarbershopQuartet@monads.online
"Mika, Noah fence but anyone who looks at your profile for more than 2 seconds even with their eyes fully closed knows that you scream a lot" -@bees@honey.town
"does it get exhausting being so right so much of the time" - @swiff@wizzzard.online
"mikas toots are extremely polarizing for me. it's either like "what the hell does what hold on waht" or "this is the rightest thing i've ever heard oh my god i can't believe someone can be so right"" - @myconidiosyncrasy@freak.garden
"[Mika] is capable of gargantuan feats and does not need sustenance. that i look upon him and do not feel fear is miraculous and only due to what i assume is a carefully crafted persona" -@hundredsofdeadrats@monads.online
"it's always fun seeing mika have a months long category 10 autism event at least once a year" @norikawa@efdn.club

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FirstProgenitor
Hamlet's Inability To Experience Whimsy @FirstProgenitor@sanguinem.space · Jun 04, 2026
Hamlet's Inability To Experience Whimsy
@FirstProgenitor@sanguinem.space

Mikael (me-kyle) but call me Mika (me-kah) He/they 26 ENG, 日本語少し Eastern Time Zone Only follow if 18+ Transmasc Enby Polyam Demiromantic Grey-Ace Diamoric Achillean Flirt At Your Own Risk Of Disappointment 💉 3/31/2021 Unironic Vampire :teal_heart: @Azura :teal_heart: Autistic Prince of Heart :hs_heart: Trained Alchemist Exclusionists Get Bent TITLES: Human (Formerly) Seraph (Inactive) Vampire (Formerly) Michaela (?) Demon A gay man, a whore, and someone who has blocked an exorbitant number of people on twitter The One Who Wants To Kiss G'raha Tia The Scourge Of The Fediverse President of Anime Too Dangerous To Be Around Regular Humans Bad Faith Actor To My Core Overwrought Vampire Twink :black_sparkles: :sparkles_teal: Pretty Boy :sparkles_teal: :black_sparkles: YuGiOh: Duel Monsters Purist TESTIMONIES: "Every time I talk to you I feel like I am a character in an isekai explaining an extremely basic setting detail to the protagonist" - @RussellsBarbershopQuartet "Mika, Noah fence but anyone who looks at your profile for more than 2 seconds even with their eyes fully closed knows that you scream a lot" -@bees "does it get exhausting being so right so much of the time" - @swiff "mikas toots are extremely polarizing for me. it's either like "what the hell does what hold on waht" or "this is the rightest thing i've ever heard oh my god i can't believe someone can be so right"" - @myconidiosyncrasy "[Mika] is capable of gargantuan feats and does not need sustenance. that i look upon him and do not feel fear is miraculous and only due to what i assume is a carefully crafted persona" -@hundredsofdeadrats "it's always fun seeing mika have a months long category 10 autism event at least once a year" @norikawa

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Replying to @funkula@goblin.camp
@funkula@goblin.camp picture of maple from this morning :teal_heart:​
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FirstProgenitor
Hamlet's Inability To Experience Whimsy @FirstProgenitor@sanguinem.space · May 07, 2026
Hamlet's Inability To Experience Whimsy
@FirstProgenitor@sanguinem.space

Mikael (me-kyle) but call me Mika (me-kah) He/they 26 ENG, 日本語少し Eastern Time Zone Only follow if 18+ Transmasc Enby Polyam Demiromantic Grey-Ace Diamoric Achillean Flirt At Your Own Risk Of Disappointment 💉 3/31/2021 Unironic Vampire :teal_heart: @Azura :teal_heart: Autistic Prince of Heart :hs_heart: Trained Alchemist Exclusionists Get Bent TITLES: Human (Formerly) Seraph (Inactive) Vampire (Formerly) Michaela (?) Demon A gay man, a whore, and someone who has blocked an exorbitant number of people on twitter The One Who Wants To Kiss G'raha Tia The Scourge Of The Fediverse President of Anime Too Dangerous To Be Around Regular Humans Bad Faith Actor To My Core Overwrought Vampire Twink :black_sparkles: :sparkles_teal: Pretty Boy :sparkles_teal: :black_sparkles: YuGiOh: Duel Monsters Purist TESTIMONIES: "Every time I talk to you I feel like I am a character in an isekai explaining an extremely basic setting detail to the protagonist" - @RussellsBarbershopQuartet "Mika, Noah fence but anyone who looks at your profile for more than 2 seconds even with their eyes fully closed knows that you scream a lot" -@bees "does it get exhausting being so right so much of the time" - @swiff "mikas toots are extremely polarizing for me. it's either like "what the hell does what hold on waht" or "this is the rightest thing i've ever heard oh my god i can't believe someone can be so right"" - @myconidiosyncrasy "[Mika] is capable of gargantuan feats and does not need sustenance. that i look upon him and do not feel fear is miraculous and only due to what i assume is a carefully crafted persona" -@hundredsofdeadrats "it's always fun seeing mika have a months long category 10 autism event at least once a year" @norikawa

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Replying to @root@elle.systems
@root@elle.systems @jackdaw_ruiz@normal.style wait people think THIS fox is unfuckable? Look I’m not a furry but this fox is , in my imo, the most fuckable fox design Nintendo has released. He looks like if fantastic mr fox worked out
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