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Laurens 🐐

@ElBeeToots@mastodon.social

mastodon 4.7.0-beta.1

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Joined October 28, 2022

Aanduiding | Pronoun:

Hij / hem / hé jij! | He / him / hey you!

Inhoud | Content:

Doorsnee dingen | Average stuff

Locatie | Location:

Nederland | The Netherlands

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Laurens 🐐 @ElBeeToots@mastodon.social · Jul 19, 2025

Replying to @catsalad@infosec.exchange

@catsalad@infosec.exchange @Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt The turtle doesn't even walk very slowly without its skateboard, but it clearly learnt to move around on it quite well.

Laurens 🐐 @ElBeeToots@mastodon.social · Jul 18, 2025

Replying to @sy@mastodon.nz

@sy@mastodon.nz Hey look! It's another rectum-inspired AI logo! (Without exception, those logos look like anuses.)

Laurens 🐐 @ElBeeToots@mastodon.social · Apr 25, 2025

Replying to @2legged@mastodon.ie

@2legged@mastodon.ie I wonder whether they really think that men that want to harass women (or, God forbid, little girls!) in the ladies' room will go through the lengths to transition to female. It takes special kinds of perverted male brains to think in such a way, I reckon. And apparently, they're able to convince some women of it as well (looking at you, J.K.). I mean... how can that happen? 🤷‍♂️

Laurens 🐐 @ElBeeToots@mastodon.social · Mar 27, 2025

Replying to @FrancoisPrague@mastodon.social

@FrancoisPrague @nonproductive

Laurens 🐐 @ElBeeToots@mastodon.social · Mar 19, 2025

Replying to @olena@mementomori.social

@olena@mementomori.social @endrift@social.treehouse.systems Perhaps the question should be slightly rephrased, with the addition of 'own' either beside or instead of 'have'. In the former case, I have and use two laptops, one of which I do not own, as it was issued to me by my employer. The same goes for my company iPhone, which I also have and use but do not own.

Laurens 🐐 @ElBeeToots@mastodon.social · Mar 13, 2025

Replying to @MixMistressAlice@todon.eu

@MixMistressAlice@todon.eu @aram@aoir.social Ha! They had already sold out by then! Every proper fan knows that their demos were the bees knees! 😜

Laurens 🐐 @ElBeeToots@mastodon.social · Feb 27, 2025

Replying to @DannyMekic@mastodon.social

@DannyMekic Heh, 'Guano'... Het is een schijtbedrijf, dus dat past weer prima 😆

Laurens 🐐 @ElBeeToots@mastodon.social · Jun 21, 2024

Replying to @burgerdrome@aus.social

@burgerdrome@aus.social @cohentheblue@ohai.social Linux users have no sense of humour. Case in point: my own lack of that specific sense.

Laurens 🐐 @ElBeeToots@mastodon.social · Jun 16, 2024

Replying to @sdw@mastodon.social

@sdw@mastodon.social I'm getting definite 'Pacific Drive' vibes from this one.

Laurens 🐐 @ElBeeToots@mastodon.social · Jun 14, 2024

Replying to @mykhaylo@fosstodon.org

@mykhaylo@fosstodon.org Ah yes, all the areas that contain a lot of oil and natural gas, according to relatively recent surveys, but which Ukraine wasn't able to exploit by itself yet. Ukraine partly depended on importing Russian oil and gas, which made Russia quite a lot of rubles. Of course this was never about ethnic Russians being discriminated by Ukraine. There are probably also valuable natural resources available in other countries with "discriminated ethnic Russians"... 🙄

Laurens 🐐 @ElBeeToots@mastodon.social · Jan 24, 2024

Replying to @wellidntdiscute@mindly.social

@wellidntdiscute @sjvn Coffee cheers! ☕ I got to know her and band mate Toni a few years ago through a chance view of a cover they did. I'm mainly into very heavy music, but Elle & Toni are great. And they're SF and Fantasy nerds too, which makes for fun tongue-in-cheek shorts on those topics.

Laurens 🐐 @ElBeeToots@mastodon.social · Sep 19, 2023

Replying to @samadeleine@tech.lgbt

@samadeleine 1) Yes, I'm sure. I am aware of the existence of ads and commercials, but they neither entice nor disgust me and I really need to focus my attention on them to 'get' their message. I can't explain it otherwise. The only way a commercial or ad sometimes stands out to me is when it's funny or very obnoxious. And even then I won't be enticed to buy their product. 2) Yes, I know. That's an "art" that advertising companies have perfected to the maximum 😒 @fixatedpersonsunit

Laurens 🐐 @ElBeeToots@mastodon.social · Sep 19, 2023

Replying to @fixatedpersonsunit@aus.social

@fixatedpersonsunit You can train your consciousness to "ad block" and ignore advertising, both visually and audibly. I'm typing this while there's a commercial block on the radio. Those go in one ear and out the other, so to speak. I just ignore them.

Laurens 🐐 @ElBeeToots@mastodon.social · Apr 20, 2023

Replying to @yaenntz@don.linxx.net

@yaenntz@don.linxx.net They "congratulate" @neilhimself@mastodon.social in an ironic manner.

Laurens 🐐 @ElBeeToots@mastodon.social · Feb 03, 2023

Replying to @MeanwhileinCanada@ohai.social

@MeanwhileinCanada@ohai.social Something something Heathcliff

Laurens 🐐 @ElBeeToots@mastodon.social · Dec 27, 2022

Replying to @ethicsinbricks@mastodon.online

@ethicsinbricks@mastodon.online I'm missing 'the one that leaves his webcam off because he says his internet connection cannot handle the bandwidth required' 😜

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