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Sir David Nielsen

@DavidNielsen@mastodon.social

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Acclaimed beta tester of iOS and macOS software. Dachshund, Golden Retriever, iPad and iA Writer addict with a proclivity for Open Source and Apple. If there is music, then it is metal and hard rock. Officially knighted by @lisamelton@mastodon.social.

#AuDHD #Antifa #Woke

Interests include Tiananmen Square, democracy and a Free Palestine.

Struggles against the bourgeois, like a proper human being.

Find me on Signal: https://signal.me/#eu/osDryfoO-h6TGT8pXp8LrhYI9pwYollmq8n0x-fP62pUYKYnLrRFB6RvwWhfHgiU

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50 Posts

Joined August 07, 2018

Pronouns:

He/him (http://pronoun.is/he)

Differently able:

Tourette’s, ADHD, likely Autistic

Knighted on the 24th of July 2023:

https://mastodon.social/@lisamelton/110771028188732577

Religion:

Atheist

Posts

Sir David Nielsen @DavidNielsen@mastodon.social · Jul 30, 2026

Replying to @danirabbit@mastodon.online

@danirabbit@mastodon.online @elementary@mastodon.social congratulations on your birthday, I hope you have a good one. I will look at my budget to see if I can send you a few bucks.

Sir David Nielsen @DavidNielsen@mastodon.social · Jul 29, 2026

Replying to @alice@lgbtqia.space

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@alice@lgbtqia.space that’s a lot more hearts then I imagined.

Sir David Nielsen @DavidNielsen@mastodon.social · Jul 29, 2026

Replying to @QasimRashid@mastodon.social

@QasimRashid@mastodon.social then hear conservatives moan about China’s surveillance state, which infringes of people’s civil rights. Way to lead assholes.

Sir David Nielsen @DavidNielsen@mastodon.social · Jul 17, 2026

Replying to @mattsheffield@mastodon.social

@mattsheffield@mastodon.social what level of unhinged is this, because my meter exploded.

Sir David Nielsen @DavidNielsen@mastodon.social · Jul 13, 2026

Replying to @geistesgift@mastodon.social

@geistesgift@mastodon.social @grumpybozo@toad.social I hereby make her an honorary Viking and invite her to raid England with us.

Sir David Nielsen @DavidNielsen@mastodon.social · Jul 11, 2026

Replying to @Mrfunkedude@beige.party

@Mrfunkedude@beige.party @redsad@ohai.social surprisingly not boosted by @lisamelton@mastodon.social

Sir David Nielsen @DavidNielsen@mastodon.social · Jul 09, 2026

Replying to @heidilifeldman@mastodon.social

@heidilifeldman@mastodon.social this time, a speedy vetting process and for the love of fuck, pick a progressive.

Sir David Nielsen @DavidNielsen@mastodon.social · Jul 07, 2026

Replying to @ProPublica@newsie.social

@ProPublica@newsie.social how did this shithead ever manage a political career, he is clearly incompetent at all levels?

Sir David Nielsen @DavidNielsen@mastodon.social · Jul 04, 2026

Replying to @thatprivacyguy@eupolicy.social

@thatprivacyguy@eupolicy.social hang the CEO for crimes against humanity!

Sir David Nielsen @DavidNielsen@mastodon.social · Jun 26, 2026

Replying to @Nonilex@masto.ai

@Nonilex@masto.ai @lisamelton@mastodon.social so critics of Trump can get prison time for mishandling top secret material… good to know.

Sir David Nielsen @DavidNielsen@mastodon.social · Jun 10, 2026

Replying to @Nonilex@masto.ai

@Nonilex@masto.ai @lisamelton@mastodon.social so now we are polluting the Strait with huge oil spills, way to be the heroes people.

Sir David Nielsen @DavidNielsen@mastodon.social · Jun 09, 2026

Replying to @heidilifeldman@mastodon.social

@heidilifeldman@mastodon.social fear not, Trump will be there with a pardon, defending the much put upon rich people of the world.

Sir David Nielsen @DavidNielsen@mastodon.social · Jun 01, 2026

Replying to @theintercept@journa.host

@theintercept@journa.host @lisamelton@mastodon.social because of course those fascists are doing so… Fuck AI data centers, they shouldn’t exist.

Sir David Nielsen @DavidNielsen@mastodon.social · May 25, 2026

Replying to @Nonilex@masto.ai

@Nonilex@masto.ai @lisamelton@mastodon.social no only is this true, but the decline is likely to be permanent, since nobody wants to visit a country where 77 million people voted for mass deportations.

Sir David Nielsen @DavidNielsen@mastodon.social · May 11, 2026

Replying to @nek@hear-me.social

@nek@hear-me.social @federicomena@mstdn.mx seriously fuck the US and Israel.

Sir David Nielsen @DavidNielsen@mastodon.social · May 07, 2026

Replying to @neurologo@bcn.fedi.cat

@neurologo@bcn.fedi.cat @tobi82@swiss.social @lisamelton@mastodon.social We can compromise and isolate the entire ship for a good half year, to ensure that this thing doesn’t escape or evolve in nasty ways. I don’t care about their previous feelings or jobs, it is that or a quick watery grave, for the common good. Letting people off is irresponsible to the extreme.

Sir David Nielsen @DavidNielsen@mastodon.social · May 07, 2026

Replying to @danirabbit@mastodon.online

@danirabbit@mastodon.online he sure sounds like a Republican.

Sir David Nielsen @DavidNielsen@mastodon.social · May 07, 2026

Replying to @tobi82@swiss.social

@tobi82@swiss.social @lisamelton@mastodon.social I’m just saying, we can’t go through another pandemic, so nuke this ship from orbit.

Sir David Nielsen @DavidNielsen@mastodon.social · May 06, 2026

Replying to @arstechnica@mastodon.social

@arstechnica I am starting to think we need a license to become a parent, to weed out the anti-vaxxers and idiots like this.

Sir David Nielsen @DavidNielsen@mastodon.social · May 06, 2026

Replying to @servelan@newsie.social

@servelan@newsie.social there is a statue of limitation on treason?

Sir David Nielsen @DavidNielsen@mastodon.social · May 06, 2026

Replying to @patrickhadfield@mastodon.scot

@patrickhadfield@mastodon.scot @cstross@wandering.shop fuck right off you racist scumbag

Sir David Nielsen @DavidNielsen@mastodon.social · May 06, 2026

Replying to @rbreich@masto.ai

@rbreich I thought that ballroom was going to cost $300 million, then $400 million… now it is a cool billion, what a great scam.

Sir David Nielsen @DavidNielsen@mastodon.social · May 04, 2026

Replying to @mcc@mastodon.social

@mcc @grumpybozo wait this room, does it have a power plug, in which case I am going to enjoy a quiet place without people to annoy me for a bit before making a decision.

Sir David Nielsen @DavidNielsen@mastodon.social · Apr 30, 2026

Replying to @indivisibleteam@mastodon.social

@indivisibleteam@mastodon.social oh the sounds of being primaried.

Sir David Nielsen @DavidNielsen@mastodon.social · Apr 30, 2026

Replying to @adhdeanasl@beige.party

@adhdeanasl @lisamelton hero, also spice is life.

Sir David Nielsen @DavidNielsen@mastodon.social · Apr 30, 2026

Replying to @josephcox@infosec.exchange

@josephcox the system works, it just turns out that a bug report should be filed via a public trusted new source, not Radar.

Sir David Nielsen @DavidNielsen@mastodon.social · Apr 28, 2026

Replying to @arstechnica@mastodon.social

@arstechnica oh go fuck yourselves FCC.

Sir David Nielsen @DavidNielsen@mastodon.social · Apr 27, 2026

Replying to @spocko@mastodon.online

@spocko @lisamelton man who was convicted of raping a woman says what?

Sir David Nielsen @DavidNielsen@mastodon.social · Apr 27, 2026

Replying to @weirdestate@eigenmagic.net

@weirdestate and the NASCAR decor just finishes it off

Sir David Nielsen @DavidNielsen@mastodon.social · Apr 21, 2026

Replying to @tafnn@universeodon.com

@tafnn@universeodon.com @lisamelton@mastodon.social he has got to go, let’s elect a proper progressive instead and forget he ever existed.

Sir David Nielsen @DavidNielsen@mastodon.social · Apr 21, 2026

Replying to @randahl@mastodon.social

@randahl@mastodon.social I am mad too… but can we pause for just 5 seconds to pet the cute dog?

Sir David Nielsen @DavidNielsen@mastodon.social · Apr 20, 2026

Replying to @fesshole@mastodon.social

@fesshole@mastodon.social silence, Brass Against is awesome.

Sir David Nielsen @DavidNielsen@mastodon.social · Apr 20, 2026

Replying to @web3isgreat@indieweb.social

@web3isgreat

Sir David Nielsen @DavidNielsen@mastodon.social · Apr 19, 2026

I know Iran is the new hot steaming pile of garbage, but I am still on the Epstein files, which need to be released in full.