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Stardew Valley Farmer

@AmateurExpert@flipping.rocks
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Hi!

Me: millennial white woman, creaky. I only boost images with alt text.

I like: cats, dogs, science, green spaces, urban wildlife, art by humans, and sleep. Sleep is so great.

Not friendly to: transphobia, queerphobia, racism, or Israel apologists.

Profile pic ID: the back of a screen printing template inked with teal and green shows a mug, spoon, and heart-shaped tea bag.

Header pic ID: a cute random cat is making eyeContact and wearing a pink surgical face mask, badly.

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Stardew Valley Farmer @AmateurExpert@flipping.rocks · May 05, 2026
Stardew Valley Farmer
@AmateurExpert@flipping.rocks

Hi! Me: millennial white woman, creaky. I only boost images with alt text. I like: cats, dogs, science, green spaces, urban wildlife, art by humans, and sleep. Sleep is so great. Not friendly to: transphobia, queerphobia, racism, or Israel apologists. Profile pic ID: the back of a screen printing template inked with teal and green shows a mug, spoon, and heart-shaped tea bag. Header pic ID: a cute random cat is making eyeContact and wearing a pink surgical face mask, badly.

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Replying to @neckspike@indiepocalypse.social
@neckspike @sarahdalgulls see, this is the kind of very important bird discourse I came here for.
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Stardew Valley Farmer @AmateurExpert@flipping.rocks · May 04, 2026
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@AmateurExpert@flipping.rocks

Hi! Me: millennial white woman, creaky. I only boost images with alt text. I like: cats, dogs, science, green spaces, urban wildlife, art by humans, and sleep. Sleep is so great. Not friendly to: transphobia, queerphobia, racism, or Israel apologists. Profile pic ID: the back of a screen printing template inked with teal and green shows a mug, spoon, and heart-shaped tea bag. Header pic ID: a cute random cat is making eyeContact and wearing a pink surgical face mask, badly.

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Replying to @sundogplanets@mastodon.social
@sundogplanets It's such a "You, an active professional in your field, will clearly never have thought of this thing that I, a person to whom you have just explained the problem as simply as possible, Have Just Thought Of!!" Such splaining
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Stardew Valley Farmer @AmateurExpert@flipping.rocks · Apr 18, 2026
Stardew Valley Farmer
@AmateurExpert@flipping.rocks

Hi! Me: millennial white woman, creaky. I only boost images with alt text. I like: cats, dogs, science, green spaces, urban wildlife, art by humans, and sleep. Sleep is so great. Not friendly to: transphobia, queerphobia, racism, or Israel apologists. Profile pic ID: the back of a screen printing template inked with teal and green shows a mug, spoon, and heart-shaped tea bag. Header pic ID: a cute random cat is making eyeContact and wearing a pink surgical face mask, badly.

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Replying to @mayorbeetles@pagan.plus
@mayorbeetles same
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Stardew Valley Farmer @AmateurExpert@flipping.rocks · Apr 08, 2026
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@AmateurExpert@flipping.rocks

Hi! Me: millennial white woman, creaky. I only boost images with alt text. I like: cats, dogs, science, green spaces, urban wildlife, art by humans, and sleep. Sleep is so great. Not friendly to: transphobia, queerphobia, racism, or Israel apologists. Profile pic ID: the back of a screen printing template inked with teal and green shows a mug, spoon, and heart-shaped tea bag. Header pic ID: a cute random cat is making eyeContact and wearing a pink surgical face mask, badly.

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Replying to @AmateurExpert@flipping.rocks
@mycrowgirl not worry, it was how I would have wanted to go. 😆 @ianrosewrites
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Stardew Valley Farmer @AmateurExpert@flipping.rocks · Apr 08, 2026
Stardew Valley Farmer
@AmateurExpert@flipping.rocks

Hi! Me: millennial white woman, creaky. I only boost images with alt text. I like: cats, dogs, science, green spaces, urban wildlife, art by humans, and sleep. Sleep is so great. Not friendly to: transphobia, queerphobia, racism, or Israel apologists. Profile pic ID: the back of a screen printing template inked with teal and green shows a mug, spoon, and heart-shaped tea bag. Header pic ID: a cute random cat is making eyeContact and wearing a pink surgical face mask, badly.

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Replying to @mycrowgirl@flipping.rocks
@mycrowgirl oh my GERD. *collapses of cute. Am ded. RIP me. @ianrosewrites
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Stardew Valley Farmer @AmateurExpert@flipping.rocks · Apr 08, 2026
Stardew Valley Farmer
@AmateurExpert@flipping.rocks

Hi! Me: millennial white woman, creaky. I only boost images with alt text. I like: cats, dogs, science, green spaces, urban wildlife, art by humans, and sleep. Sleep is so great. Not friendly to: transphobia, queerphobia, racism, or Israel apologists. Profile pic ID: the back of a screen printing template inked with teal and green shows a mug, spoon, and heart-shaped tea bag. Header pic ID: a cute random cat is making eyeContact and wearing a pink surgical face mask, badly.

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Replying to @mycrowgirl@flipping.rocks
@mycrowgirl ohmygerd I would die of cute @ianrosewrites
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Stardew Valley Farmer @AmateurExpert@flipping.rocks · Apr 06, 2026
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@AmateurExpert@flipping.rocks

Hi! Me: millennial white woman, creaky. I only boost images with alt text. I like: cats, dogs, science, green spaces, urban wildlife, art by humans, and sleep. Sleep is so great. Not friendly to: transphobia, queerphobia, racism, or Israel apologists. Profile pic ID: the back of a screen printing template inked with teal and green shows a mug, spoon, and heart-shaped tea bag. Header pic ID: a cute random cat is making eyeContact and wearing a pink surgical face mask, badly.

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Replying to @ra6bit@infosec.exchange
@ra6bit oh thank god. @ellie
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Stardew Valley Farmer @AmateurExpert@flipping.rocks · Apr 02, 2026
Stardew Valley Farmer
@AmateurExpert@flipping.rocks

Hi! Me: millennial white woman, creaky. I only boost images with alt text. I like: cats, dogs, science, green spaces, urban wildlife, art by humans, and sleep. Sleep is so great. Not friendly to: transphobia, queerphobia, racism, or Israel apologists. Profile pic ID: the back of a screen printing template inked with teal and green shows a mug, spoon, and heart-shaped tea bag. Header pic ID: a cute random cat is making eyeContact and wearing a pink surgical face mask, badly.

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Replying to @elperronegro@shmg.online
@elperronegro@shmg.online some things are worth looking foolish for.
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Stardew Valley Farmer @AmateurExpert@flipping.rocks · Mar 24, 2026
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@AmateurExpert@flipping.rocks

Hi! Me: millennial white woman, creaky. I only boost images with alt text. I like: cats, dogs, science, green spaces, urban wildlife, art by humans, and sleep. Sleep is so great. Not friendly to: transphobia, queerphobia, racism, or Israel apologists. Profile pic ID: the back of a screen printing template inked with teal and green shows a mug, spoon, and heart-shaped tea bag. Header pic ID: a cute random cat is making eyeContact and wearing a pink surgical face mask, badly.

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Replying to @mtechman@mastodon.ie
@mtechman yesss the recorded webinar is up at that link too!!
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Stardew Valley Farmer @AmateurExpert@flipping.rocks · Mar 16, 2026
Stardew Valley Farmer
@AmateurExpert@flipping.rocks

Hi! Me: millennial white woman, creaky. I only boost images with alt text. I like: cats, dogs, science, green spaces, urban wildlife, art by humans, and sleep. Sleep is so great. Not friendly to: transphobia, queerphobia, racism, or Israel apologists. Profile pic ID: the back of a screen printing template inked with teal and green shows a mug, spoon, and heart-shaped tea bag. Header pic ID: a cute random cat is making eyeContact and wearing a pink surgical face mask, badly.

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Replying to @AmateurExpert@flipping.rocks
@jblue Image 3, fruit shrubs cont: Vaccinium spp. loads more blueberry relatives but the above taste the best. Fruit Trees: Asimina triloba, pawpaw; Celtis laevigata, sugar berry; Celtis occidentalis hackberry; Diospyros virginiana, American persimmon; Malus angustifolia, American crabapple; Malus coronaria, sweet crabapple; Morus rubra, red mulberry; Prunus angustifolia, Chickasaw plum; Prunus serotine, black cherry; Prunus virginiana, chokecherry; Viburnum prunifolium, blackhaw. Fruit vines, ground covers: Fragaria virginiana, wild strawberry; Mitchella repens, partridge berry; Passiflora incarnata, maypop; Rubus aboriginum, Aboriginal dewberry; Rubus allegheniensis, blackberry; Rubus argutus, sawtooth blackberry; Rubus hispidus, swamp dewberry; Rubus occidentalis, black raspberry; Rubus odoratus, purple flowering raspberry; Rubus spp. so many blackberry relatives... Vitis labrusca, fox grape; Vitis rotundifolia, muscadine grape. Nuts and seeds: Acer floridanum, southern sugar maple (better boiled or roasted); Acer rubrum, red maple; Agastache scrophulariifolia, giant hyssop; Apios americana, American groundnut; Carya illinoinensis, pecan; Carya spp. (other hickory species, check locally. Not all taste very good); Castanea pumila, Allegheny chinkapin (grow in full sun to prevent blight); Celtis laevigata; Celts occidentalis; Corylus americana, American hazelnut; Fagus grandifolia, American beech; Impatiens capensis, jewelweed; Juglans cinerea, butternut (climate zone 3-7); Juglans nigra, black walnut; Quercus spp. oak trees (most acorns require leeching to remove tannins) Image 4: Tea/herbs/spice: Acer floridanum, southern sugar maple; Agastache nepetoides, yellow giant hyssop; Agastache scrophulariifolia, giant hyssop; Allium canadense, wild garlic; Allium cernuum, nodding onion; Allium tricoccum Betula nigra, river birch (tapped for syrup, leaves and bark for tea); lex vomitoria, yaupon holly; Ligusticum canadense, lovage; Juglans nigra, tapped for syrup; Juniperus virginiana, Eastern red cedar; Mitchella repens, partridge berry (leaves and berries); Monarda fistulosa, wild bergamot; Morus rubra, red mulberry (dried leaves for tea); Myrica cerifera, wax myrtle (use like bay leaf); Pinus spp. pines (fresh green needles can be used for tea or spice); Pycnantheumum virginianum and curvipes, mountain mint; Rhus glabra, smooth sumac; Rubus occidentalis, black raspberry (dried leaves are nice for tea); Sassafras albidum, sassafras (use in moderation as it contains a carcinogen); Taraxacum officinale, (root can be ground for coffee subsitute); Trifolium repens, clover (not native but it's everywhere, dried flowers for tea); Zanthoxylum americanum, prickly ash (leaves and dried berries have citrusy salty taste). Tubers/Roots: Elymus virginicus, spp. wild rye (dry roots and grind to flour); Helianthus tuberous, sunchoke; Krygia spp. native dandelions; Oenothera biennis, evening primrose; Sagittaria latifolia, duck potato (a pond species); Smilax, spp. greenbrier; Tradescantia virginiana, spiderwort; Typha spp. (peel roots and grind to flour, needs to be cooked). Vegetables: Asclepias syriaca, spp. milkweeds (young green pods can be cooked, fried); Cerci canadensis, redbud (very young green seed pods); Cucurbit moschata, Seminole pumpkin; Melothria pendulua, creeping cucumber (only eat when light green); Opuntia humifusa, eastern prickly pear (Can be eaten like nopales); Phaseolus vulgaris, beans (check for local heirloom varieties); Proboscidea louisianica, devil's claw; Typha spp. cattails (young shoots can be cooked); Zea mays, corn (check for local heirloom cornmeal or popcorn varieties)
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Stardew Valley Farmer @AmateurExpert@flipping.rocks · Mar 16, 2026
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@AmateurExpert@flipping.rocks

Hi! Me: millennial white woman, creaky. I only boost images with alt text. I like: cats, dogs, science, green spaces, urban wildlife, art by humans, and sleep. Sleep is so great. Not friendly to: transphobia, queerphobia, racism, or Israel apologists. Profile pic ID: the back of a screen printing template inked with teal and green shows a mug, spoon, and heart-shaped tea bag. Header pic ID: a cute random cat is making eyeContact and wearing a pink surgical face mask, badly.

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Replying to @jblue@mastodon.world
@jblue I have a massive character limit, lemme alt text 4 images, all text, listing groups of plants based on culinary uses with latin names first. Image 1: Edible Native Plants from South East to Mid-Atlantic, zone 7-9 Cooked greens: Agastache nepetoides, yellow giant hyssop; Agastache scrophulariifolia, giant hyssop; Allium canadense, wild garlic; Allium cernuum, nodding onion; Allium tricoccum, ramps; Aralia racemose, American spikenaard; Boehmeria cylindrica, false nettle; Cirsium horridulum, horrid thistle (you may regret planting this); Krygia spp. native dandelion (many species, check locally); Lactuca canadensis, wild lettuce; Ligusticum canadense, nando; Morus rubra, red mulberry; Oenothera biennis, evening primrose; Onoclea struthiopteris, ostrich fern (purchase from native plant vendor, don't forage bc it's too easy to confuse with toxic species); Passiflora incarnata, maypop; Persicaria virginiana, jumpseed; Phytolacca americana, pokeweed (requires 3 changes of boiling water); Pteridium aquilinum, bracken fern (ppurchase from native plant vendor, don't forage bc it's too easy to confuse with toxic species); Rudbeckia laciniata, coneflower (summer-fall); Rumex, spp. dock; Taraxacum officinale, dandelion (not native but everywhere); Tradescantia virginiana, spiderwort Smilax, spp. greenbrier (Many species, check locally. Grows aggressively, you might regret planting it.); Vitis rotundifolia, muscadine grape (takes less cooking time than domestic grape leaf); Fresh greens (can be dried): Agastache nepetoides, yellow giant hyssop; Agastache scrophulariifolia, giant hyssop; Allium canadense, wild garlic; Allium cernuum, nodding onion; Allium tricoccum; Aralia racemose, American spikenaard; Boehmeria cylindrica, false nettle; Desmodium, spp. (many species, check locally); Krygia spp. native dandelion (many species, check locally); Lamium purpureum, dead-nettle (not actually native but it's everywhere); Oenothera biennis, evening primrose; Pinus spp., Pine (just opened soft seedlings in the spring); Plantago virginia, plantain; Image 2, more fresh greens: Portulaca oleracea, purslane; Rudbeckia laciniata, coneflower;(spring); Rumex, spp, dock; Rumex acetosella, sheep's sorrel; Stellaria media, chickweed; Symplocos tinctoria, sweetleaf (tree) ;Taraxacum officinale, (not native but everywhere); Tradescantia virginiana, spiderwort; Trifolium repens, clover (not native but it's everywhere); Viola pedata, bird's foot violet; Viola sororia, common blue violet Flowers: Agastache nepetoides, yellow giant hyssop; Agastache scrophulariifolia, giant hyssop; Allium cernuum, nodding onion; Cercis canadensis, redbud; Houstonia caerulea, bluet; Krygia spp. native dandelion (many species, check locally); Lamium purpureum, dead-nettle (not actually native but it's everywhere); Magnolia grandiflora, southern magnolia; Monarda fistulosa, wild bergamot; Oenothera biennis, evening primrose; Rosa spp. wild roses; Taraxacum officinale, dandelion (not native but everywhere); Tradescantia virginiana, spiderwort; Trifolium repens, clover (not native but it's everywhere); Typha spp. cattail (the pollen can be added in batters/flour/dough, young green flower heads can be cooked); Viola pedata, bird's foot violet; Viola sororia, common blue violet. Fruit shrubs: Amelanchier spp. serviceberry (many different species, check locally); Aralia racemose, American spikenard (tiny berries taste like sweet carrots and chamomile); Aronia melanocarpa, aronia berry; Callicarpa americana, American beautyberry (doesn't taste like much); Opuntia humifusa, eastern prickly pear (does cactus qualify as a shrub?); Physalis grisea, strawberry tomato; Physalis virginiana, ground cherry; Ribes americanum, American black currant (other native currants like album can zone push in the southeast); Rosa palustris or carolina, swamp rose (cultivated varieties don't have good rosehips); Sambucus canadensis, American elderberry; Vaccinium simulatum, upland highbush blueberry; Vaccinium formosum, southern highbush blueberry; Vaccinium fuscatum, black highbush blueberry.
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Stardew Valley Farmer @AmateurExpert@flipping.rocks · Mar 02, 2026
Stardew Valley Farmer
@AmateurExpert@flipping.rocks

Hi! Me: millennial white woman, creaky. I only boost images with alt text. I like: cats, dogs, science, green spaces, urban wildlife, art by humans, and sleep. Sleep is so great. Not friendly to: transphobia, queerphobia, racism, or Israel apologists. Profile pic ID: the back of a screen printing template inked with teal and green shows a mug, spoon, and heart-shaped tea bag. Header pic ID: a cute random cat is making eyeContact and wearing a pink surgical face mask, badly.

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Replying to @carrideen@c18.masto.host
@carrideen@c18.masto.host when I first started playing it I was like "holy hell, why am I trying to live up to my dead grandfather's expectations *in a game*" There's a bunch of nonsense. @futurebird@sauropods.win
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Stardew Valley Farmer @AmateurExpert@flipping.rocks · Mar 01, 2026
Stardew Valley Farmer
@AmateurExpert@flipping.rocks

Hi! Me: millennial white woman, creaky. I only boost images with alt text. I like: cats, dogs, science, green spaces, urban wildlife, art by humans, and sleep. Sleep is so great. Not friendly to: transphobia, queerphobia, racism, or Israel apologists. Profile pic ID: the back of a screen printing template inked with teal and green shows a mug, spoon, and heart-shaped tea bag. Header pic ID: a cute random cat is making eyeContact and wearing a pink surgical face mask, badly.

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Replying to @carrideen@c18.masto.host
@carrideen@c18.masto.host literally just hearing about this from you now. tysm @futurebird@sauropods.win
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Stardew Valley Farmer @AmateurExpert@flipping.rocks · Mar 01, 2026
Stardew Valley Farmer
@AmateurExpert@flipping.rocks

Hi! Me: millennial white woman, creaky. I only boost images with alt text. I like: cats, dogs, science, green spaces, urban wildlife, art by humans, and sleep. Sleep is so great. Not friendly to: transphobia, queerphobia, racism, or Israel apologists. Profile pic ID: the back of a screen printing template inked with teal and green shows a mug, spoon, and heart-shaped tea bag. Header pic ID: a cute random cat is making eyeContact and wearing a pink surgical face mask, badly.

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Replying to @futurebird@sauropods.win
@futurebird@sauropods.win @carrideen@c18.masto.host Willy is top of my wish-to-date list after Krobus. It's so easy to make him happy, he just Likes Fish So Much. Plus a lot of the dateable characters are *way* too young for me. Krobus I would actually get down with. Who doesn't want to date Shadow Daddy?
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Stardew Valley Farmer @AmateurExpert@flipping.rocks · Feb 14, 2026
Stardew Valley Farmer
@AmateurExpert@flipping.rocks

Hi! Me: millennial white woman, creaky. I only boost images with alt text. I like: cats, dogs, science, green spaces, urban wildlife, art by humans, and sleep. Sleep is so great. Not friendly to: transphobia, queerphobia, racism, or Israel apologists. Profile pic ID: the back of a screen printing template inked with teal and green shows a mug, spoon, and heart-shaped tea bag. Header pic ID: a cute random cat is making eyeContact and wearing a pink surgical face mask, badly.

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Replying to @docdieterlen@urbanists.social
@docdieterlen it's the most wonderful time of the year
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Stardew Valley Farmer @AmateurExpert@flipping.rocks · Nov 19, 2025
Stardew Valley Farmer
@AmateurExpert@flipping.rocks

Hi! Me: millennial white woman, creaky. I only boost images with alt text. I like: cats, dogs, science, green spaces, urban wildlife, art by humans, and sleep. Sleep is so great. Not friendly to: transphobia, queerphobia, racism, or Israel apologists. Profile pic ID: the back of a screen printing template inked with teal and green shows a mug, spoon, and heart-shaped tea bag. Header pic ID: a cute random cat is making eyeContact and wearing a pink surgical face mask, badly.

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Replying to @lenarena@tech.lgbt
@lenarena@tech.lgbt it's so pretty!! I looked around and there are some other photos online from different angles, it seems real (I hope it's real)
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Stardew Valley Farmer @AmateurExpert@flipping.rocks · Oct 05, 2025
Stardew Valley Farmer
@AmateurExpert@flipping.rocks

Hi! Me: millennial white woman, creaky. I only boost images with alt text. I like: cats, dogs, science, green spaces, urban wildlife, art by humans, and sleep. Sleep is so great. Not friendly to: transphobia, queerphobia, racism, or Israel apologists. Profile pic ID: the back of a screen printing template inked with teal and green shows a mug, spoon, and heart-shaped tea bag. Header pic ID: a cute random cat is making eyeContact and wearing a pink surgical face mask, badly.

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Replying to @joyousjoyness@mastodon.social
@joyousjoyness@mastodon.social aw jeez, I thought this was going to be all vengeful and fun but now someone's cutting onions in here
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Stardew Valley Farmer @AmateurExpert@flipping.rocks · Jul 01, 2025
Stardew Valley Farmer
@AmateurExpert@flipping.rocks

Hi! Me: millennial white woman, creaky. I only boost images with alt text. I like: cats, dogs, science, green spaces, urban wildlife, art by humans, and sleep. Sleep is so great. Not friendly to: transphobia, queerphobia, racism, or Israel apologists. Profile pic ID: the back of a screen printing template inked with teal and green shows a mug, spoon, and heart-shaped tea bag. Header pic ID: a cute random cat is making eyeContact and wearing a pink surgical face mask, badly.

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Replying to @SnowshadowII@beige.party
@SnowshadowII I think one thing that makes the news especially detrimental is that it's no longer confined to morning and evening and papers like in olden times, it's a 24/7 intermittent and unpredictable thing. It seems like that article is giving tips for deliberately engaging with news, which is probably great, but I run into a lot of the "went online to post dog pictures, now seeing latest atrocities in Palestine and the live reporting of the fall of the US democracy" problem. Things that have really helped me on fedi are filtering out keywords and also that many people do CW for pol, USPol, etc. Other than having a social media curfew (I do), I'm not sure what else can be done about that kind of unintended contact with news. It would be one thing if my constantly being stoked with adrenaline improved any of these problems, but it sure does not.
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