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I told a joke so funny today that HR wants to hear it at 9am tomorrow morning.
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A job interview is just two people lying to each other to get what they want.
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Kudos to Spain for helping the passengers of the Hantavirus infested cruise ship, reducing the chance that Donald Trump would order the ship destroyed.
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Scott Jennings, a conservative pundit seen on CNN, has one of the most punchable faces onTV.
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Eagle Tactical explained by the New York Times. Hi, @GayDeceiver@mstdn.social
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I am facing the potential of losing my job for an aversion to engaging with power looms and Jacquard machines.
I am looking for work. I am in southern England.
I have some experience with
My written-specific skills are unfortunately
I do not want to engage with Jacquard machines in any way. If you know someone hiring something like this, I'd love to hear about it.
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Want to get ahead? Think about what your boss's boss needs. Like a swift kick in the ass.
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The American dream is now:
* Can afford used Corolla
* Able to pay rent on time
* No credit card debt
Truly a golden age we are living in!
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I predict these new charges against James Comey will be thrown out within 30 seconds when presented to a court.
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All those people have to go find dinner now.
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"Here's why the shooting at the White House correspondents dinner is bullish for NVDA."
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FBI desperately trying to figure out why time travelers keep trying to kill.
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A local TV station asks, "How much would you pay to watch the final game of the World Cup?"
Answer: Nothing
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I wonder if Trump will snort the nuclear dust in an attempt to gain superpowers? I hope so.
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