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• Post #4444653

  Do you have any idea how many letters it took me to write this?

• Post #4403372

  You ever notice that whenever a character has teleportation powers they never consider the amount of money they could make in waste disposal?

• Post #4396733

  Be the bidet you want to have in your life. #what

• Post #4381618

  LINUX is growing! https://dudelike.wtf/w/q67T9brgcvgJxhoWTDZJ2X

• Post #4381567

  WHEN WILL THIS COLD END?!?!? I thought I was getting better last night but this morning I still feel like shit. I'm starting to wonder if this is a cold or something else. Stupid body. Always getting invaded.

• Post #4326091

  I have a suspicion that people who remember the name of the first porno they watched came from religiously dominated families. But I have no way to prove this.

• Post #4326090

  Well, the outside is on fire. I can only assume that from when I opened my patio door and felt the moisture from my body evaporate into a mist. You know, most days I want to get out and do SOMETHING. But today, I'm okay being stuck at home.

• Post #4326089

  Just heard an argument that having an AI boyfriend/girlfriend is unethical because the AI doesn’t understand consent in the same way that humans do.

• Post #4260132

  Quickly. While no one is looking. Grab your crotch and spin. I don’t know why? Just do it. No one can see you. Before someone comes back!

• Post #4246841

  One way you can "save the web" is by creating your own homepage or link tree instead of relying on you Fedi profile to do all of the work for you. Look at my Mastodon profile. It has my descriptions, some hashtags, but only three links. One is to show I'm a PeerTube owner (relevant to the Fedi), another is my Matrix chat that is open to people on the Fedi (relevant to the Fedi) and a link to my homepage. Once you go to my homepage you learn about all of my other services that I u...

• Post #4204640

  I can't prove this but I don't think the reason people aren't going to the movie theater anymore is because of streaming. It's the longer lengths and more people with IBS.

• Post #4203355

  Good day to all of the fine people on the Fedi. Yesterday was hard, but today is another step forward. We mourn the loss of our cat Helen, and poured love into our last cat Daphne. Last night we spent the evening talking about her and remembering the love that we gave her. #today I need to follow up on a few things but other then that, the day is mine. I may livestream. I'm trying to get back into it. It's fun. What are you up to today?

• Post #4199221

  So I'm having a slight bit of anxiety over setting myself up to be my fathers POA and I'm not sure why? I think it may be because I'm afraid of doing something wrong or getting something wrong and screwing it up for my father. I can't afford an attorney so I'm relying on information that I can gather myself and the advice of the senior living facility my father is in. And I know that this isn't as complicated as my brain wants to believe it is. Once I get the paper work...

• Post #4175218

  RIP Helen. When @beingtam@mastodon.social came into my life many years ago, she had this plump tabby and mean old cat named Helen. Helen would scratch your legs or your arms or any part of you that she could reach if you got near her. She didn’t want to be touched, and she didn’t want to be picked up. But I knew how to win her heart. I slowly got her to start trusting me. I patiently worked with her for years until finally, she stopped attacking people when they walked by her, and even starte...

• Post #4149264

  People, I don't care what you use to gather your information, just do yourself and everyone else a favor and validate the results yourself. If someone or SOMETHING gives you information that you need without validating it, don't trust it until you do know 100% where it's coming from. Links can be lies. Validate them by going to the source.

• Post #4148329

  🔴IT'S TIME FOR A LIVE STREAM!!!🔴 Come watch me play some games or talk about whatever is on my mind today! I don't ignore the chat! The entire reason I stream is to talk to YOU! So come chat with me! LET'S GO!!!! https://dudelike.wtf/w/orANARRWKzePxSuxDuCZA1 #live #PeerTube #livestream #FediLive

• Post #4126102

  You all need to do a better job doing that thing that you know you should be doing a better job with.

• Post #4097366

  How did I open the wrong app when I selected the right color? 🤔

• Post #4094177

  Plastic surgery has gone too far in Hollywood. It's like watching a bunch of brand new looking cars with wagon wheels for tires.

• Post #4077500

  I’m so glad that I decided to repurpose my oldest laptop running Linux Mint, into a Jellyfin server. I have it running with the lid shut and the screen off, and it just sits there doing its thing for the last several months now. Every week I give it an update, run a few torrents, and update the library. I just love it when I can use old tech for new purposes. That thing cost a pretty penny back in the day. I’m glad that I can squeeze more value out of it. Better to be my Jellyfin server, then t...

• Post #4067155

  They never do bruh. They never do.

• Post #4054967

  I think I just heard a child walk by singing "The beautiful pee hole. The beautiful pee hole." to the tune of "Beautiful people" by Marilyn Manson and now I can't get it out of my head.

• Post #4050947

  Thank you Fedi.

• Post #4028833

  A modern Sisyphus would be if he were pushing 20 small rocks uphill all at the same time. No one is imagining he's happy with that.

• Post #4022943

  Electric car should be able to charge each other. It amazes me that this isn’t a thing yet.

• Post #4022882

  So it looks like the thing I hated about the last two Dune movies, is going to be explored more in the third. I think the changes that they made to Channi were lazy. The book version was a die hard believer. Someone who believed in Muadib 100%. She was a place of solace and strength for him. When he didn’t want to believe in himself, she believed in him. And instead of exploring, how a person becomes that devote, with that much love for a man she knows must do terrible things, they take the ea...

• Post #4015874

  The end of my conversation on the phone with my father who is slowly losing himself to alzheimers... Dad: "Thanks for calling son." Me: "No problem. Glad I could help. how are you feeling otherwise?" Dad: "Well I can't remember who I am half the time. Too bad this didn't start earlier eh?" Me: (laughing) "Ah you aren't so bad dad." Dad: (laughing) "Tell that to the people around here. I think they like me more now!" Both of us:...

• Post #3999714

  Boost this post and I’ll tell you the secret to getting your post read on the Fedi. ACT NOW!

• Post #3990491

  Sorry I haven't been around as much as usual. I know how much you all must be missing my shitposting and my encouragement. As well as my encouragement to shitpost. Been a little down the last week and I've spent a lot of my energy on my mental health, so I haven't been very inspired as of recent. I'm sure I'll get back to the norm soon. Until then, I'm just taking care of myself. I hope you all are doing well.

• Post #3915536

  When you go out, take a few extra water bottles with you. You never know when you might run into someone who needs it more than you do.