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  Ladies and Gentlemen, Faggots and Friends, the schedule for the first round of the #FaggotTourney is officially live! First Round Matches June 1: Halo vs. Jonny Fever, Azur_Fenix vs. Wiz June 2: Armstrong vs. Tony, Jeff Cliff vs. Pernia June 3: No Matches June 4: SiRrogueKnight vs. Subnetter, Truthbait vs. CMD June 5: Matty vs. Mint, CSB vs. Adam Curry June 6-7: No Matches June 8: AidanTTIerian vs. [1], Pete vs. [2] June 9: SMetzeler vs [3], Graf vs. [4] June 11: M_39 vs [5], Ratpo...

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  Faggot Month is coming to a close, but have you voted for the SUPER ULTIMATE FAGGOT yet?

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  Just under one hour left and the race is ♂️tight♂️. Make your voice heard for the ultimate finals!

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  And that's a wrap for this year! 2026 Finals Winner: SMetzeler 2026 Ultrafinals Winner: Judge Dread Thank you all for a fun 2026. We'll see you again in 2027!

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  Ultrafinals: Judge Dread vs. Dicey vs. SMetzeler #FaggotTourney Faggot Month isn't over; we still have two days, and there's one last question to answer: of all year's tournament winners, who is the biggest faggot of all of them? That's right: this last match is a 3-contestant Ultrafinal between Judge Dread, Dicey, and SMetzeler! First, we have the first year's winner: @judgedread@poa.st ! You all know him as THE REASON THIS TOURNAMENT EXISTS IN THE FIRST PLACE! That's...

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  The finals are cooling down, and it's looking like SMetzeler is about to win. However, there's still two days left in Faggot Month. It's about time for the great encore to begin. :Sorry:

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  #FaggotTourney Finals: @SMetzeler vs. @adam@podcastindex.social [VOTERS: REMEMBER THAT RULE 6 IS STRICTLY ENFORCED HERE] In true Faggot Tourney fashion, we end up with a final that nobody expected: and this, perhaps, is the one that we expected least of all. We have the DARK HORSE from MINDS DOT COM, FAGGOT SWISS KIKE 🇮🇱 SMetzeler 🇮🇱 up against THE INSTANCE INCINERATOR GIGAGRIFTER, the PODFATHER HIMSELF: 💲Adam Curry 💲. 🇮🇱 SMetzeler has evolved from being "barely known" to being the f...

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  @The_Vampire_Brigade@detroitriotcity.com @latein@cawfee.club @Wiz@tsundere.love @_gigabyte_@tsundere.love @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love This is clearly a vote for Aidan, but please cast your vote in the form of "I vote for..." so that @Twig@clew.lol does not come into the thread and act like a massive faggot. :koronebless:

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  Semifinals, Match 1: @AidanTTIerian@poa.st vs. @smetzeler #faggottourney Welcome to the Semifinals! This isn't the match anyone expected at the start of the tournament, but it is the one you're all tuned in for. Today's match is Poast's ♂️ TOP SEED ♂️ AidanTTIerian against the ♠️ DARK HORSE ♠️ from Minds.com SMetzeler! All of you are gawking; we barely federate with Minds! How could this even be happening? Well, SMetzeler has descended from the far reaches of Fedi to show everyon...

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  6 hours into the 48 hour semifinal:

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  Due to both tournament organizers being unavailable to close the tournament, the match between SMetzeler and AidanTTIerian will begin at midday, June 18th and will close at midday, June 20th.

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  @satsuki@misskey.fearisfreedom.com @Twig@annihilation.social @RatPoster@poa.st For anyone watching: This is why we count the votes manually, instead of using the poll feature!

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  Quarterfinals, Match 3: SiRrogueKnight vs. Ratposter #faggottourney Last year's finalist SiRrogueKnight is facing off against...wait, Ratposter? That's right, perpetual quarterfinalist Ratposter has JUST BARELY made it here this year, after an absurdly close and HOTLY CONTESTED match! SiRrogueKnight, corporate journalist for The Korea Times, has spent this last month periodically seething at "CEO of Mono" and Wiz - who he thinks is a little girl - for running this tournament....

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  Quarterfinals, Match 2: SMetzeler vs. Jeff Cliff #FaggotTourney Where to even begin here.... MINDS in the quarterfinals?! That's right! Mind's top guy and relative newcomer SMetzeler takes on SPW's perennial favorite and tournament regular, Jeff Cliff! This match promises to be very entertaining. Let's start with SMetzeler. The dark horse candidate of the tournament, he comes fresh off a win over PDP/Armstrong in a stunning upset. He did get a decent amount of initial votes for...

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  Quarterfinals, Match 1: AidanTTIerian vs. Azur_Fenix #FaggotTourney The quarterfinals kick off strong with a battle of 2 salty contestants: AidanTTIerian the blocker vs Azur_Fenix the faggot in denial. While their behavior couldn't be more different, neither contestant wants to be in the tournament. Which unwilling participant will Fedi send to the semifinals? Top seed AidanTTIerian had the easiest route into the quarterfinals of any contestant, but that didn't stop his fans from showi...

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  Round 2, Match 3: SMetzeler vs. Armstrong/PDP/Sensei #faggottourney This is the most brutal match we've got this round; complete newcomer from Minds, SMetzeler, is facing the absolute FAGGERNAUT Armstrong! SMetzeler scraped up a very high number of nominations due to being an actual jew! That's actually very impressive given that he's stuck on an instance which *barely federates* with everyone else; that's right, this person's filthy kikery has broken the containment field...

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  No matches this weekend. Quarterfinals begin on Monday!

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  Round 2, Match 8: Kerokeronim vs. Adam Curry #faggottourney This is a match between two people who are responsible for the destruction of their home instance! Yes, this is the match between former Admin of Nyanide, Kerokeronim, and host of the No Agenda Podcast, Adam Curry! First, we have the local Tengu Rapist Kerokeronim! He's been around for a long period of time, and until recently he hasn't caused any serious problems, other than making his previous home of FreeSpeechExtremist.com...

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  The following rules have been added: 10) Anyone may request voter sheets for contested match results. Tournament Organizers will only comply if provided with an independent, differing count submitted in good faith. Objections to results must be submitted within 48 hours of a match concluding. 11) Words and phrases in the rules are largely up to the tournament organizer's interpretation. To ensure your vote gets counted, follow the format in rule 6. 12) Excessive arguing over whether or not...

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  VOTE RESULTS! SRK narrowly beat M_39 on votes. Congratulations to SRK for what appears to be another successful tournament run. Now... for @RatPoster@poa.st and @truthbait@noauthority.social After 3 recounts by 2 people, the match ends 19-19! Since RatPoster won the virtual coin flip, he'll win the match! Congratulations to both contestants for a very entertaining match and one of the best worst threads on Fedi.

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  Round 2, Match 2 #faggottourney This match is between @p@fsebugoutzone.org and Azur_Fenix! @p@fsebugoutzone.org forced me to add rule 8. Azur_Fenix surprisingly won their match against Wiz last round! They cried in the nomination thread hard enough that they were thrust into the 9th seed, and then when they won they sperged out at Tamamo/everyone for having let this get this far! Azur_Fenix is very openly upset about this, and watching them win another match will be funny as all hell! Will t...

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  Round 2, Match 4: Graff vs. Jeff Cliff #faggottourney "As featured on The Verge, USA Today, and more" importantly the Faggot Tournament, Graf finds himself in familiar territory where he faces off against another tournament favorite, Jeff Cliff! Both contestants have extremely dedicated fan clubs with infamy and notoriety in equal parts. The owner and head jannie of Poast, Graf comes off of a surprising early loss last year but is primed for a successful tournament run this year. Fro...

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  Round 1, Match 3: Armstrong vs. Tony #faggottourney The man with 100 alts faces off against the man with 100 bots! Whether you know him by PDP, Sensei, or Senator Armstrong, this faggot contender is making the mother of all tournament runs. He faces off against Tony, a man who has been preparing to campaign for his tournament run for weeks with videos, songs, images. Clanker vs Evader, puppers vs ped...hellthreads. Will Armgstrong's "fans" outnumber the AI marketer? Let's find...

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  @Wiz please let my hellthread load thanks :koronebless:

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  This is a reminder that nominations are currently scheduled to remain open until May 25th. You have until I wake up on the 25th and close the thread. I will not ever look at this thread after I am done tallying nominations. The nomination thread is extremely large. A lot of Pleroma instances are going to struggle to load it. I strongly suggest that you place your nomination in the thread as soon as possible, as it is entirely possible that the thread will be impossible to load if you delay for...

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  This is a last call: you have about a day and a half to put your nominations for the THIRD ANNUAL BIGGEST FAGGOT ON THE FEDIVERSE TOURNAMENT (#faggottourney ) in THIS THREAD RIGHT HERE. Nominations close when CMD looks at this thread on Monday and decides to close it. That could be "immediately after he's done playing TTRPG with his friends" or that could be "6 hours after he sees a truly interesting development in the thread and decides to let it fly.&quo...

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  The bracket for the THIRD ANNUAL BIGGEST FAGGOT ON THE FEDIVERSE TOURNAMENT ( #faggottourney ) has been finalized! The top 8 seeds are, in order: - AidanTTIerian@poa.st - M_39@detroitriotcity.com - EdBoatConnoisseur@poa.st - SMetzeler@minds.com - graf@poa.st - p@fsebugoutzone.org - RatPoster@poa.st - MK2boogaloo@freebeerextremist.com Ratposter has been underseeded, and SMetzeler has been overseeded. This is to improve the quality of matches. Note that there are FOUR individuals from poas...

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  The tallies have been updated. I have observed the following three people attempt to cast a nomination, but they have not successfully done so in a valid fashion: @SiRrogueKnight (Less than 3 valid entrants) @Twig (Less than 3 valid entrants) @koropokkur (Wrong thread) Please fix your nominations and post them in the correct thread. You have a little more than a week before nominations close.

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  @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love Preliminary, non-official tally of nominees. #faggottourney M_39 and EdBoatConnoisseur have a strong head start due to being gay in the nomination thread. Halo and MK2 have a solid start too, due to having destroyed instances that they're on! The Blockmosexuals AidenTTIerian and CharlieBrownAu are also making a good showing, as are Pete, Matty, and Graf - being admins of 3 long standing Fedi instances. A handful of tournament regulars - Tomato, Ratposte...

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  This is the nomination thread for the THIRD ANNUAL BIGGEST FAGGOT ON THE FEDIVERSE TOURNAMENT! Essentially, reply to this thread to nominate exactly three (3) valid people on Fedi to be entered in the tournament. More nominations = higher seeds, and those matter a lot more this tournament because the highest seeds are going to get a bye the first round! :chinowoah1: Terms and conditions follow: 1) There are 22 slots available for nomination. CMD and Wiz automatically take the 24th and 23rd s...