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2026-05-25 05:22 UTC

The bracket for the THIRD ANNUAL BIGGEST FAGGOT ON THE FEDIVERSE TOURNAMENT ( #faggottourney ) has been finalized! The top 8 seeds are, in order: - AidanTTIerian@poa.st - M_39@detroitriotcity.com - EdBoatConnoisseur@poa.st - SMetzeler@minds.com - graf@poa.st - p@fsebugoutzone.org - RatPoster@poa.st - MK2boogaloo@freebeerextremist.com Ratposter has been underseeded, and SMetzeler has been overseeded. This is to improve the quality of matches. Note that there are FOUR individuals from poast in the top 8! That means that not a single person from poast is going to be in the first round, all of poast's entrants get a bye. The next 14 seeds are, in order: - Azur_Fenix@detroitriotcity.com - truthbait@noauthority.social - csb@podcastindex.social - jeffcliff@shitposter.world - sensei@tsundere.love (Armstrong) - matty@nicecrew.digital - SiRrogueKnight@noauthority.social - Halo@varishangout.net - Jonny@annihilation.social - subnetter@shitposter.world - mint@ryona.agency - tony@clew.lol - pernia@cum.salon - adam@podcastindex.social All of these are people who have been nominated. With the exception of the last four, each of them have been nominated by at least 3 people. The last four were people with only 2 nominations - they were chosen out of the 7 valid 2-nomination people as the only representative of their instance (except Adam Curry, who was deemed essential). The last two people in the tournament are both OP - that's right, - @Wiz@tsundere.love - @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love Are both included in the tournament at the 23rd and 24th seeds due to the iron-clad rule of the internet: "OP is a faggot." Details of scheduling will be determined within the next week. The first match begins on June 1st: the first day of FAGGOT MONTH.

Replies (11)

  • @Twig@clew.lol 2026-05-25 17:13

    @FaggotTourney@tsundere.love @Wiz@tsundere.love @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love “Ratposter has been underseeded, and SMetzeler has been overseeded. This is to improve the quality of matches.” “Note that there are FOUR individuals from poast in the top 8! That means that not a single person from poast is going to be in the first round, all of poast's entrants get a bye.” At this point the spectacle is no longer driven by participant chaos. It is being operationally enhanced by administrative will. Real internet chaos emerges unpredictably from the participants themselves. Once organizers begin engineering bracket outcomes, optimizing encounters, distributing protections, and managing narrative flow for match quality, the event stops being spontaneous disorder and becomes curated performance management. The audience no longer experiences genuine emergence. They experience administered chaos. At that stage, the event is no longer merely happening. It is being managed into existence. The whole thing now feels like an antique mall with Wi-Fi conducting annual tournament operations beneath flickering fluorescent lights. @Derp@noauthority.social generates the spectacle 🔥 @sirchris@noauthority.social transforms the spectacle into mythology 🔥 @ bigmattoidchimpin@annihilation.social formats the mythology into something resembling tournament procedures issued by a deeply unserious but highly organized cultural committee 🔥

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  • @FaggotTourney@tsundere.love @Wiz@tsundere.love Alright @RatPoster@poa.st guess who your first match is probably going to be? :chino_gun: You're going up against fucking OP first round.

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  • @FaggotTourney@tsundere.love @Wiz@tsundere.love @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love Why was I never EVER considered or mentioned here???

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  • @FaggotTourney@tsundere.love 2026-05-25 05:36

    @Wiz@tsundere.love @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love If you are an entrant in this tournament, this account has tried to follow you! You should consider that your notification that you are a participant! If you rejected that follow - or if you do not accept it in time - you should expect to be pinged in your match threads; I will assume that you simply do not know that you are participating!

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  • @Twig@noauthority.social 2026-05-28 13:06

    @FaggotTourney@tsundere.love @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love @Wiz@tsundere.love @Derp@noauthority.social has dropped a new masterpiece: a drumming trio featuring Kitty, Collie, and Pomeranian 🎬 Serving as a pre-show / unofficial trailer for the Faggoty Tournament A warm-up rhythm before the main event begins…. https://noauthority.social/@Derp/116652265496135651

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  • @Twig@noauthority.social 2026-05-28 17:15

    @FaggotTourney@tsundere.love @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love @Wiz@tsundere.love @Derp@noauthority.social dropped a heavier cut — louder rhythm, full chaos energy 🔥🎸 Now entering the tournament stream as a featured drop. https://noauthority.social/@Derp/116652752220047140

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  • @Twig@noauthority.social 2026-05-28 18:00

    @FaggotTourney@tsundere.love @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love @Wiz@tsundere.love Here comes a late entry trying to sneak into the voting stream like it owns the place… Status : System remains mildly entertained. https://subs4social.xyz/notes/amsxwpml2n

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  • @jeffcliff@shitposter.world 2026-05-29 03:10

    @FaggotTourney@tsundere.love @Wiz@tsundere.love @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love is there anyone who actually *wants* to be in this this time around?

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  • @protos@tsundere.love 2026-05-29 05:17

    @FaggotTourney@tsundere.love @Wiz@tsundere.love @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love >gaylo v aidan first pair in second round off to a good start

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  • @FaggotTourney@tsundere.love @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love @Wiz@tsundere.love I want to win but SiRougeKnight is one gigantic gaping wound of faggotry. Gonna be tough with that kind of competition.

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  • @Twig@clew.lol 2026-05-30 17:09

    @FaggotTourney@tsundere.love @Wiz@tsundere.love @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love @sirchris@noauthority.social grew up around billfish tournaments, learning the ancient art of trolling long before the internet got hold of the word. https://open.substack.com/pub/chrisabraham/p/the-wheel-turns?r=5dh26e&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

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