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  • Post #4051630

    🍨 Feeling extravagant? Manhattan's Golden Opulence Sundae $1,000 Tahitian vanilla ice cream, 23-karat edible gold leaf, rare chocolates, candied fruits from Paris, and passion-fruit caviar, all served in a crystal goblet you get to keep.

  • Post #4025532

    “ I have a silly personal reason for finally running this checksum. My pledge name in Phi Kappa Psi was Zeus. The apocrypha, as told to me: because I'm from Hawaii, my brothers first kicked around Jack Lord, then just Lord, decided Lord wasn't quite it, and landed on Zeus instead. I assumed it was a joke about my ego, and then the joke just never ended, brothers kept calling me Zeus for years, long past the point where it could still be a bit. And in all that time…” https://noauthority....

  • Post #3833884

    @ronv42@social.bewbsconsulting.com @RexRedbone@noauthority.social @obihahn@na.social @scottdhansen@noauthority.social @PNS@noauthority.social @Dan_Ramos@noauthority.social You’re missing the whole point…

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    https://noauthority.social/@sirchris/116907513356785288

  • Post #3763304

    Theory is coming….

  • Post #3321168

    A young Scottish girl who defended her sister from Muslim invader

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    https://tsundere.love/objects/a0fef017-fa14-4db0-9c82-1c1ed637ad14

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    👯 the Edge of Gravity

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    Female athlete crushes a massive 590lbs squat! Your remark:

  • Post #3260407

    BREAKING No Authority Social correspondent @RexRedbone reports: An unidentified subject from an unknown rehab facility remains at large for a second day in close proximity to Rex. Police assets deployed: flashlights, drones, and fence-jumping officers. Damages reported so far: one buck-thorn-enhanced Rex’s fence. Status: suspect remains undefeated. https://noauthority.social/@RexRedbone/116723595223360935

  • Post #3260406

    BREAKING/ADDITIONAL REPORT No Authority Social correspondent @RexRedbone has released photographic evidence of the buck-thorn-enhanced perimeter. Preliminary damage assessment remains ongoing…. Initial findings indicate that Rex's fence continues to exist, although it has now been officially involved in a two-day manhunt featuring aerial drone surveillance, flashlight reconnaissance, and police perimeter incursions. The unidentified subject remains at large. https://noauthority.soc...

  • Post #3260405

    FENCE DAMAGE ESTIMATION REPORT After careful review of the available imagery, experts conclude that @RexRedbone buck-thorn-enhanced fence has suffered approximately three leaves' worth of damage. Additional losses have now been identified. Due to the release of photographic evidence, Rex's buck-thorn-enhanced perimeter is currently on full public display, resulting in substantial operational secrecy damage and an estimated humongous loss of tactical surprise. https://noauthor...

  • Post #3260404

    The Impossible Tango

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    DerpFlix Season2 Episode@ @Derp

  • Post #2457851

    DerpFlix Enters the Leviathan https://noauthority.social/@Derp/116555784053205517

  • Post #2457850

    @RexRedbone I got it I got it….. https://noauthority.social/@Derp/116555784053205517

  • Post #2457849

    DerpFlix Prime Time Re-Runs 🦖: “The tides themselves conspire against thee; they gnaw at steel and bone alike.” 🐱: “Then let them gnaw. I am not steel, nor bone—I am intent.” 🐋: “GRRRRROOOOAAAH—!” 🦖: “It speaketh in hunger and thunder!” 🐱 (driving the hay-fork deeper like a standard into war): “Let it speak. I answer in deeds.” 🦖: “Thy shadow vanisheth into the maw!” 🐱: “Nay—my light learneth the shape of darkness.” 🐋: the abyss roars, swallowing sound itself https://noauthority.social/@Derp/...

  • Post #1488571

    The CIA was created in 1947. Israel was created in 1948. Mossad was created in 1949.

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    🏆 Show Your Chaotic Place 🏆 How wild is your space right now? Snap a pic and enter the poll! Prizes: 🥇 First Prize: Mystery bundle of chaos-inspired goodies 🥈 Second Prize: Cute “strategic chaos” survival kit Vote / Submit: 🏠 Showroom Mode: Spotless and sparkling 📦 Adventure Mode: Creative chaos everywhere 😼 Master of Strategic Chaos: Every item tells a story

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    I ran from a fight when I was in the 4th grade. My grandma said, "You either fight him or you fight me." I whooped her butt.

  • Post #530175

    What is it?

  • Post #530173

    Operation Epic Fury!

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    Operation Epic Fury!

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    Operation Epic Fury!

  • Post #530169

    Lady Seraphina du Claw, Duchess of Crystal Berries