Post by @FaggotTourney@tsundere.love

2026-06-09 04:59 UTC

Round 2, Match 4: Graff vs. Jeff Cliff #faggottourney "As featured on The Verge, USA Today, and more" importantly the Faggot Tournament, Graf finds himself in familiar territory where he faces off against another tournament favorite, Jeff Cliff! Both contestants have extremely dedicated fan clubs with infamy and notoriety in equal parts. The owner and head jannie of Poast, Graf comes off of a surprising early loss last year but is primed for a successful tournament run this year. From a never-ending stream of overly publicized partner drama (including the ex's mom) to recently making former tournament winner Judge Dread a moderator, Graf has had quite the year since the last tournament. Graf's unique "talent" for finding women makes him an oddly qualified faggot, as no other fedizen has ever pulled a partner out of the psych ward. Other notable acts of faggotry include the usual blocking and defeds, non-stop over sharing, dealing with the media, and e-begging for money. He faces off against Jeff Cliff, a man with a much more singular focus. Interact with this post? You've just got HECKIN COVID, buddy. That's right, the only thing more infectious than a hellthread is the 100th resurgence of a pandemic, and YOU are to blame. Jeff comes off of a win from the last round where his usual suspects showed up in force to propel him to victory, but one question remains..... Is he going to be the super spreader or the cheek spreader in this match of the faggots? Let's find out! Tournament Rules: Voters must have maintained an active account on a Fedi instance which mutually federates with tsundere.love during the period of February 1st, 2026 and April 19th, 2026. Any single post made between this time frame counts as activity.Voters must currently have an account on an instance which mutually federates with tsundere.loveRegardless of any of the above, Pedi users cannot be vote. Moreover, attempts to vote from a Pedi instance will result in a woodchipper (defederation).Votes are cast by people, not accounts. When a vote/nomination is suspected to be from an alternative account cast with the intent of producing multiple votes, the votes/nominations from that account will be discarded and that user will not have their votes counted in the future.Ties will be broken by coin flip. The coin flip is held and announced before the vote begins.Only votes of the form "I vote for X" as a reply to the OP will be counted.You may not vote in a match that you are participating in.If you take an action that results in the addition of rules, you will suffer.If you wish to change your vote, do so as an edit to your original vote. Edits made after the final tally will not be respected.

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@bigmattoidchimpin@annihilation.social 2026-06-09 15:12

@FaggotTourney@tsundere.love I vote for Jeff Cliff because his name is Jeff Cliff and he's vaxxed. I know people don't appreciate my objective scientific methodology for performing name analyses, but Jeff Cliff is easily one of the worst names I've ever seen from Canada if it's even real. I hope that name is fake, like Ted Cruz, who just so happens to be another Canadian golem with no soul. Also, I have to step in and play devil's advocate for graf, who's not going to advance anyway, but calling him a faggot for the greatest recruitment drive in Fediverse history is some player-hating bullshit. I'd be shocked if he were truly the only Fedizen to pull a partner out of the psych ward. If he in fact is the only one who has done so, there are most assuredly some Fedizens who've put a partner into the psych ward. Personally, I've never pulled one out of the psych ward, but only because it's against my principles. Just psych nurses and 'clinicians' who should be in a psych ward, and basically are, but they're not patients per se. I think. Anyway, graf should do more psych ward engagement. Thanks to him, I can say that I'm best online frens with two cult leaders, that chick who's a Perfect 10 btw since you don't even have to do any of the steps involved or even read Fritz Springmeier's The Illuminati Formula Used to Create an Undetectable Mind Controlled Slave with her--if you were a sick bastard like that who gets involved with chicks less than 100% White, something that is 100% against my principles-- and @KingOfWhiteAmerica@poa.st Actually, three, if you count @TrevorGoodchild@poa.st, but I'm supposed to say that cult never happened because of its dismemberment. All the expunged never existed unpersons fled to Tibet after failing the elite knife training course. If those ungrateful glownigger infiltrators had actually passed the course, maybe they would have had better luck in China during that whole early 2010s thing. I couldn't even take the course because of my carpal tunnel syndrome from typing these posts. Great times though, and Trevor was the greatest cult leader I Never had, bar none. Hopefully it starts up again, uh, for the first time someday. Graf won't read this, or anyone really, but NEVER give up your gifts or passions because of some Fag Attorney gaysayers who've only 'slept with' their own moms. The most valuable lesson I ever learned in the Citadel of Elite training received with the culled members was this: America is a lunatic asylum, and the psych wards are where the elites lock up the premier top prize pussy. Pearls of wisdom like that are not for the profane, none of whom can read this far anyway. Also @Twig@noauthority.social this is really for you, my nigger. I hope you make it to the pearls of wisdom. You deserve happiness with some real pussy too, my good friend.

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