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@JuliusGoat@mastodon.social

2026-05-07 18:35 UTC

Cookie Monster, as cookie crumbs fall from his lips: Me worry Americans not understand how me operate, think me just want cookies. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/supreme-court/chief-justice-john-roberts-says-justices-are-not-political-actors-rcna343958

Replies (10)

  • @msbellows@c.im 2026-05-07 18:38

    @JuliusGoat@mastodon.social "In other news, the ghost of Chief Justice Roger Taney called a press conference to complain that the Dred Scott court is unfairly labeled 'racist'."

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  • @JuliusGoat@mastodon.social Stop saying mean things about John Crow!

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  • @PizzaDemon@mastodon.online 2026-05-07 19:26

    @JuliusGoat@mastodon.social rapist who works 40 hours a week in accounts payable and serves on his condo board wants you to know he's not *just* a rapist

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  • @hoco@sfba.social 2026-05-07 19:40

    @JuliusGoat@mastodon.social I’ve hurt my nose from a major face-palm.

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  • @LeBonk@wetdry.world 2026-05-07 20:07

    @JuliusGoat@mastodon.social calling oneself "apolitical" or "neutral" is just trying to pass one's own ideology as normal or default or unquestionable

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  • @kitkat_blue@mastodon.social 2026-05-07 20:18

    @JuliusGoat@mastodon.social 😂 😂 😂 😂

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  • @Christo_459@mastodon.me.uk 2026-05-07 20:28

    @JuliusGoat@mastodon.social Oh yes they are

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  • @TuutW@mastodon.nl 2026-05-07 20:39

    @JuliusGoat@mastodon.social Yeah, this Supreme Court has a complete misconception of justice. They should be jailed.

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  • @Peace@mstdn.ca 2026-05-07 20:44

    @JuliusGoat@mastodon.social Hey Man Cookie Monster is Cool 😎 Don’t be dissin Cookie Monster! The other guy you mentioned. I don’t know. Peace to All 🕊️

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  • @VestigialLung@dice.camp 2026-05-07 20:54

    @JuliusGoat@mastodon.social “neither are we,” interjects a Greek chorus of special interest lobbyists. “Most American politicians just - completely independently - come to the correct stance after extensive meetings with me at fancy restaurants that the cause I advocate for is critical.” “Not helping,” Alito whispers back, visibly upset. Baffled, the Greek chorus continues, “the millions we dump towards politicians are all to SuperPACs, which don’t coordinate with politicians, ergo apolitical”

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