@JuliusGoat@mastodon.social “neither are we,” interjects a Greek chorus of special interest lobbyists. “Most American politicians just - completely independently - come to the correct stance after extensive meetings with me at fancy restaurants that the cause I advocate for is critical.” “Not helping,” Alito whispers back, visibly upset. Baffled, the Greek chorus continues, “the millions we dump towards politicians are all to SuperPACs, which don’t coordinate with politicians, ergo apolitical”