Post #886909
2026-04-01 15:16 UTC
Replies (18)
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@gbsills@social.vivaldi.net 2026-04-01 17:04
@JeniParsons@mstdn.social I don't get the caterpillar reference.
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@dbrand666@mastodon.social 2026-04-01 17:38
@JeniParsons@mstdn.social You may be on to something. My trans kid is always very hungry.
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@MegaMichelle@a2mi.social 2026-04-01 17:43
@JeniParsons@mstdn.social Because after you read it, you turned into a butterfly, obviously.
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@maccruiskeen@social.linux.pizza 2026-04-01 17:51
@JeniParsons@mstdn.social However, I am a hungry, hungry hippo.
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@gimulnautti@mastodon.green 2026-04-01 17:54
@JeniParsons@mstdn.social That crowd is secretly closeted, and terrified!!
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@coth@social.creatureofthehill.com 2026-04-01 18:14
@JeniParsons@mstdn.social Hmmm, have you met the residents of the fediverse 😉 Bet there is at least one caterpillar with a rumbling stomach out there...
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@Alison@beige.party 2026-04-01 18:14
@JeniParsons@mstdn.social What happened to eating green eggs and ham over and over?
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@starluna@mastodon.social 2026-04-01 18:19
@JeniParsons@mstdn.social I think we can all agree that the "Books will turn your kid trans" crowd are definitely not the lovable monster at the end of the book.
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@kitkat_blue@mastodon.social 2026-04-01 18:25
@JeniParsons@mstdn.social If books had such power to influence sexuality, surely there would be nothing but cishets in this world, because, you know, that is where 99% of not just books but ALL media points us towards. Hmm.... gosh maybe something else might be responsible? 🤔
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@xerge@mastodon.nl 2026-04-01 18:37
@JeniParsons@mstdn.social or indeed not nailed to a cross for not respecting the authority.
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@schratze@todon.nl 2026-04-01 18:42
@JeniParsons@mstdn.social normalize being a very hungry trans caterpillar
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@stevel@hachyderm.io 2026-04-01 18:49
@JeniParsons@mstdn.social you haven't seen how Marco Rubio dresses up for his video calls with onlyfans hosts.
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@JackMexa4@mastodon.social 2026-04-01 18:52
@JeniParsons@mstdn.social From the same producers of: “Globalists have a laser ray that can make you homosexual” 🤦🏻♂️
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@mcbaumwolle@mastodon.social 2026-04-01 19:09
@JeniParsons@mstdn.social I'm very hungry tho. :thinkhappy:
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@snaprails@cupoftea.social 2026-04-01 20:26
@JeniParsons@mstdn.social Although we only have their word for that. To paraphrase a famous meme, on the internet no one knows that you're really a caterpillar. Or that your real name is Colin. 🙂
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@TheNovemberMan@bookstodon.com 2026-04-01 22:23
@JeniParsons@mstdn.social 👍💯👍
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@htpcnz@mastodon.social 2026-04-01 22:38
@JeniParsons@mstdn.social guess for most of them pretending to read one book - the bible - have made them this evil, so anyone reading any book properly is a threat.
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@reformSchool@pixelfed.social 2026-04-02 10:04
@jeniparsons you mean you aren't?