Post #620862
2026-01-14 21:51 UTC
Replies (18)
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@keilajec@is.meows.gay 2026-01-14 22:04
@sjolsen the mold consumes all
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@pwflint@mindly.social 2026-01-15 00:28
@sjolsen incidentally there’s a controversial theological text floating about the internet that claims Jesus was a mushroom. “Sacred Mushroom and the Cross” I think.
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@angelastella@social.treehouse.systems 2026-01-15 01:00
@sjolsen Symbiotic to civilized humankind. Kind of technology we didn't develop but steal instead. Conflicted about it.
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@sunumbral@beige.party 2026-01-15 02:06
@sjolsen maybe both
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@PizzaDemon@mastodon.online 2026-01-15 05:26
@sjolsen 3 trillion in a shroud. Easy mistake to make
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@ireneista@adhd.irenes.space 2026-01-15 05:34
@sjolsen ... amazing
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@jztusk@mastodon.social 2026-01-15 06:03
@sjolsen Matthew 25:40 - Truly I tell you, whatever you did for ... the yeast of these ..., you did for me
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@dat@social.g33ky.de 2026-01-15 07:45
@sjolsen yeah okay But aren't we all?
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@chasalin@mastodon.chasalin.nl 2026-01-15 07:53
@sjolsen 🍻 But yeast *is* my saviour...
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@mildlyunreasonable@me.dm 2026-01-15 08:03
@sjolsen Thank you. friend, for pointing me to a theological puzzle! The Bible says the Kingdom of Heaven is yeast (Matthew 13:33). But it also says that malice is yeast (1 Corinthians 5:8). Before we can eat the Passover meal, we have to do spring cleaning, and sweep away the leaven of malice from every nook and cranny. How can yeast be both malice and the Kingdom of Heaven? It comes down to the conditions of fermentation.
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@roomaroo@mastodon.green 2026-01-15 08:48
@sjolsen So the Turin Shroud is just a mouldy sheet?
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@drmambobob@ecoevo.social 2026-01-15 09:09
@sjolsen "To Alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems." https://youtu.be/hUVwR0rw5fk
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@jn@boopsnoot.de 2026-01-15 09:39
@sjolsen that's why i celebrate Yeaster ;p
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@AmyIsCoolz@social.atiusamy.com 2026-01-15 10:09
@sjolsen@tech.lgbt this post has been approved by real catholic biology undergrad (hi that's me)
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@flesh@transfem.social 2026-01-15 15:52
@sjolsen@tech.lgbt And?!
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@foxyloon@blimps.xyz 2026-01-15 22:22
@sjolsen I'd make a religion out of that~ :blobfoxwinkmlem:
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@ASprinkleofSage@mastodon.social 2026-05-14 07:50
@sjolsen@tech.lgbt
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@JeffGrigg@mastodon.social 2026-05-14 21:24
@sjolsen@tech.lgbt Bacchus is my savior.