@nwbt@social.nearerandfarther.com
Post #4289428
2026-07-31 19:05 UTC
Replies (28)
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@rosaaeterna@transfem.social 2026-08-01 00:09
@nwbt@social.nearerandfarther.com Have you tried installing Linux, to be able to contest that? ;P
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@timo21@mastodon.sdf.org 2026-08-01 00:35
@nwbt@social.nearerandfarther.com this whole thread could have been avoided if you would have put up a link to bluesky. Then everyone would have blocked you. 🙂
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@zkarj@mastodon.nz 2026-08-01 00:43
@nwbt@social.nearerandfarther.com @miramarmike@cloudisland.nz honestly, Mastodon is entirely defined by who you choose to follow. I'm a 40-year tech nerd and I see very little Linux talk. Because I'm not here for the tech, for the most part.
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@dragonfrog@mastodon.sdf.org 2026-08-01 00:47
@nwbt@social.nearerandfarther.com I mean - have you tried installing BSD on a cucumber? The driver support is pretty bad.
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@blogdiva@mastodon.social 2026-08-01 01:04
because mastodon is where we pronounce GIF as in Jiffy Peanut Butter; which we slather on pieces of cucumbers when we get the munchies, whilst installing linux on on a vaping cartridge. @nwbt@social.nearerandfarther.com
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@catsalad@infosec.exchange 2026-08-01 01:42
@nwbt@social.nearerandfarther.com @alice@lgbtqia.space Lies! We also recommend BSD as well!
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@drewph@ieji.de 2026-08-01 01:21
@nwbt@social.nearerandfarther.com Or in my case... Q: Can you help me install Linux? A: In a minute, but first please admire my cucumbers!
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@kusuriya@masto.hackers.town 2026-08-01 01:35
@nwbt@social.nearerandfarther.com @toroidalcore@masto.hackers.town I am here to inform you that the thing you are using is gnu/cucumber.
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@bestiolina@sociale.network 2026-08-01 05:01
@nwbt@social.nearerandfarther.com hahaha
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@peterbrown@mastodon.scot 2026-08-01 05:09
@nwbt@social.nearerandfarther.com well that may be your timeline but it’s certainly not mine
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@claudius@darmstadt.social 2026-08-01 05:24
@nwbt@social.nearerandfarther.com has she tried installing cachyOS?
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@KingmaYpe@mastodon.green 2026-08-01 05:35
@nwbt@social.nearerandfarther.com The rest of the world just uses Linux on someone else's computer.
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@skua@mastodon.social 2026-08-01 06:41
@nwbt@social.nearerandfarther.com To make tzatziki you really need to add yoghurt to the cucumbers. And Mint. #Tsatziki
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@Vive_Levant@masto.bike 2026-08-01 06:43
@nwbt@social.nearerandfarther.com alternatively you may get answers about bike driven cucumbers !
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@lazy@fedi.at 2026-08-01 06:46
@nwbt@social.nearerandfarther.com Hm ... Interesti g take! Maye try using Linux?
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@davva23@kolektiva.social 2026-08-01 07:00
@nwbt@social.nearerandfarther.com Cucumbers would ho well with Linux Mint ;)
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@seacow@mastodon.art 2026-08-01 07:15
@nwbt@social.nearerandfarther.com cucumbers do go well with mint
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@korrupt@nrw.social 2026-08-01 07:22
@nwbt@social.nearerandfarther.com you‘ll get better answers by adding „i use arch, btw.“ to all your questions.
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@GroupNebula563@mastodon.social 2026-08-01 11:02
@nwbt@social.nearerandfarther.com has she tried installing linux though /j
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@nwbt@social.nearerandfarther.com 2026-07-31 20:31
This may be my most popular post ever. Can't wait to tell her she's a Mastodon celebrity!
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@ramonfincken@mastodon.social 2026-08-01 08:32
@nwbt@social.nearerandfarther.com byte cucumbers
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@uriel@bbs.keinpfusch.net 2026-08-01 08:35
@nwbt@social.nearerandfarther.com since when I wrote the World Famous "Installing Linux on your Cucumber, HOWTO", I can relate to this. -- Uriel Fanelli My Projects: https://keinpfusch.net/software XMPP: uriel@keinpfusch.net MATRIX: @uriel@bbs.keinpfusch.net:chat.keinpfusch.net old blog: https://blog.keinpfusch.net new blog: https://keinpfusch.net
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@drgroftehauge@sigmoid.social 2026-08-01 08:36
@nwbt@social.nearerandfarther.com True, and the spelling and grammar is good. Are good? I don't know.
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@eivindmork@snabelen.no 2026-08-01 08:42
@nwbt@social.nearerandfarther.com Now I wonder if Bluesky is the opposite: Q: What is wrong with my Linux installation? A: Have you tried eating cucumbers? 🤔
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@szkodnix@sk.szkod.ovh 2026-08-01 08:55
@nwbt@social.nearerandfarther.com It's funny because it's kinda true :02laugh:
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@mahid@mastodon.standingpad.org 2026-08-01 09:14
@nwbt@social.nearerandfarther.com but have you tried installing Linux?
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@diegor@social.gl-como.it 2026-08-01 10:15
@nwbt@social.nearerandfarther.com Of course you should use Linux. But the main subject here is cats...
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@movation@fnordon.de 2026-08-01 10:59
@nwbt@social.nearerandfarther.com although (yes I agree with the general sentiment, to a degree) there is quite an active #gardening community whose members would probably deliver an infodump on cucumbers, varieties, history, best soil, etc. Also growing your own food, solarpunk and sustainability