Post #4251299

2026-07-30 19:39 UTC

I'm surprised that all the other species don't take a page out of the Orca book and target the humans who are causing so much trouble with our shared habitat.

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@paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange 2026-07-30 19:42

@kimlockhartga@beige.party i think we need to revise darwin's "survival of the fittest" to "survival of the most ruthless yet clueless"...

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@Weirding_Is_Real@mstdn.social 2026-07-30 19:49

I'd like to think that other animals are actively engaging with us and successfully hiding their conspiracy. My cat, for instance. It's always the ones closest to us. 😸 @kimlockhartga@beige.party

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@401matthall@mastodon.xyz 2026-07-30 19:56

@kimlockhartga@beige.party SSSSSHHHHHHH! Do you want Orcas in my house?! That's how you get Orcas in my house! 👀

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@EthicalProfessor@mstdn.social 2026-07-30 20:01

@kimlockhartga@beige.party Communications between species is probably limited, especially between sea-based and land-based.

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@ehproque@neopaquita.es 2026-07-30 20:10

@kimlockhartga@beige.party I'd say this is palm trees, chimps and bats conspiring to achieve their revenge https://www.earth.com/news/concerning-behavioral-changes-seen-in-chimps-eating-bat-guano-may-contribute-to-pandemics/

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