Post #2896483
2026-05-27 10:04 UTC
Replies (28)
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@littlefox@gotosocial-dev.svc.0x0a.network 2026-05-27 10:05
@arch@floofy.tech or a particularly good one and they like bites
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@SeldenOtter@blimps.xyz 2026-05-27 10:25
@arch@floofy.tech Maybe if it's as bad as pulling teeth.
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@hexaitos@social.jnpw.net 2026-05-27 10:45
@arch@floofy.tech But what if they want to be bitten :hexrose:
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@xoddiel@social.xoddiel.net 2026-05-27 10:49
@arch@floofy.tech there were 5 commits just titled "fix". I think I should be allowed AT LEAST a nibble
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@ShadowJonathan@tech.lgbt 2026-05-27 10:53
@arch@floofy.tech honestly now im thinking of an office culture where coworkers bite eachother
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@nanianmichaels@tech.lgbt 2026-05-27 11:02
@arch@floofy.tech Are you trying to encourage them to make horrible PRs? Because that's what can happen, you know? 😇
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@leo@60228.dev 2026-05-27 11:12
@arch@floofy.tech
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@FlitsFlash@floofy.tech 2026-05-27 12:01
@arch@floofy.tech Emotional support stupid! :neocat_aww:
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@spud@mastodon.is-hardly.online 2026-05-27 12:35
@arch@floofy.tech then you remote into their system and delete core operating system files before rebooting their machine
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@nora@blob.love 2026-05-27 13:21
@arch@floofy.tech in that case its legal
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@Kaesekuchen@social.anoxinon.de 2026-05-27 14:22
@arch@floofy.tech Send link of the PR in the team chat with A LOT of different emojiis...
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@robinsyl@meow.social 2026-05-27 14:26
@arch@floofy.tech with the PRs I see at work, biting isn't enough, I need to defenestrate them
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@ljwrites@writeout.ink 2026-05-27 15:21
@arch@floofy.tech if it was vibe coded, go for it
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@ensoyote@furry.engineer 2026-05-27 15:28
@arch@floofy.tech ethics vs morality
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@diffie@mk.absturztau.be 2026-05-27 16:30
@arch@floofy.tech “Do not bite your cOwOrkers” :neofox_3c:
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@howtophil@mastodon.social 2026-05-27 17:07
@arch@floofy.tech "But... they asked me to." "Phillip... 'Bite me' is not an invitation." "I don't understand."
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@F3715H@rubber.social 2026-05-27 17:18
@arch@floofy.tech bonk them with a blowup baseball bat?
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@psh@kompost.cz 2026-05-27 18:01
@arch@floofy.tech had you barked first?
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@chelivan@meow.social 2026-05-27 18:04
@arch@floofy.tech I'd still recommend against. You don't want to expose yourself that directly to whatever pathogen drove them to make the horrendous pull request.
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@Vanalope@timeloop.cafe 2026-05-27 18:20
@arch@floofy.tech got it. Kicking it is then!!!
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@ross@social.rossabaker.com 2026-05-27 18:32
@arch@floofy.tech This is why I prefer remote work. Mutual protection.
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@2something@transfem.social 2026-05-27 18:46
@arch@floofy.tech Bite Request
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@argv_minus_one@mastodon.sdf.org 2026-05-27 19:05
@arch@floofy.tech “I WILL NOT COMPLY! ✊” —my cat, who bites me often
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@silvermoon82@wandering.shop 2026-05-27 19:24
@arch@floofy.tech Things like this are why it's better I work remotely and on a different continent than the people whose code I review. "No biting", what a silly rule.
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@Nine@chitter.xyz 2026-05-27 19:50
@arch@floofy.tech well then they're not coworkers, they're chewtoys. bite away :3
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@crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt 2026-05-27 20:15
@arch@floofy.tech not your coworkers if you get fired
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@gemelen@mammut.moe 2026-05-27 22:02
@arch@floofy.tech Then you are allowed to stab
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@gkrnours@mastodon.gamedev.place 2026-05-29 17:17
@arch@floofy.tech biting is not hygienic as it can transfer illness. Use a knife instead.