Post #2396443
2026-05-11 11:22 UTC
Replies (16)
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@krypt3ia@infosec.exchange 2026-05-11 13:48
@golgaloth@writing.exchange I dunno, I am mostly dead on the inside...
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@michaelormsby@mastodon.art 2026-05-11 15:30
@golgaloth@writing.exchange I have have days like that too. 😂
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@VedaDalsette@mstdn.social 2026-05-11 16:32
@golgaloth@writing.exchange I wear that same sign when I go out in public.
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@AinsleyLowbeer@mastodon.social 2026-05-11 16:52
@golgaloth@writing.exchange Vladimir Putin has a similar sign in Russian. Я не умер — я просто так выгляжу.
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@bytebro@mastodonapp.uk 2026-05-11 16:54
@golgaloth@writing.exchange Ah, I see Granny Weatherwax has been around... https://i.etsystatic.com/49248548/r/il/a59d6f/7598378575/il_794xN.7598378575_14bo.jpg
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@Bruin@twit.social 2026-05-11 17:03
@golgaloth@writing.exchange Granny Weatherwax “ I ain’t dead”
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@iyashikei_kris@mstdn.social 2026-05-11 17:08
@golgaloth@writing.exchange I am not dead, I'm happy!
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@robertpi@functional.cafe 2026-05-11 18:19
@golgaloth@writing.exchange I feel seen.
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@bit@ohai.social 2026-05-11 18:51
@golgaloth@writing.exchange How much for the sign?
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@dl2jml@mastodon.radio 2026-05-11 20:09
@golgaloth@writing.exchange Do they make the same sign for humans? Asking for a friend.
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@scott@carfree.city 2026-05-11 20:27
@golgaloth@writing.exchange Do we know the species? It's kind of funny that a plant that looks dead to most people would be sold in a garden store. I wonder if it's native to that region and offers ecological benefit, outweighing the dreary look.
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@Walruths@mastodon.social 2026-05-11 20:40
@golgaloth@writing.exchange
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@silvermoon82@wandering.shop 2026-05-11 21:35
@golgaloth@writing.exchange If I ever go back to a gym, I need to put that on a workout shirt. I used to get just random people checking in because I looked like I was dying.
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@imalcolm@mastodon.social 2026-05-11 23:04
@golgaloth@writing.exchange Turns out my spirit animal is actually a plant.
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@EverydayMoggie@sfba.social 2026-05-11 23:26
Can we get this printed on a T-shirt? @golgaloth@writing.exchange
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@lugh_clyde@mastodon.social 2026-05-12 01:05
@golgaloth@writing.exchange I know the feeling!