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Ainsley Lowbeer

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<p>Detective Inspector, Metropolitan Police ♔<br />I block all bots.</p>

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  • Post #2447117

    I told a joke so funny today that HR wants to hear it at 9am tomorrow morning.

  • Post #2447116

    A job interview is just two people lying to each other to get what they want.

  • Post #2447115

    Kudos to Spain for helping the passengers of the Hantavirus infested cruise ship, reducing the chance that Donald Trump would order the ship destroyed.

  • Post #2447114

    Scott Jennings, a conservative pundit seen on CNN, has one of the most punchable faces onTV.

  • Post #2447113

    Eagle Tactical explained by the New York Times. Hi, @GayDeceiver https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/07/magazine/tactical-gear-marketing-boys-trend.html?unlocked_article_code=1.glA.2phN.h7BwK4kCLU9h&amp;amp;smid=url-share

  • Post #2447112

    Want to get ahead? Think about what your boss&amp;#39;s boss needs. Like a swift kick in the ass.

  • Post #2447111

    The American dream is now: * Can afford used Corolla * Able to pay rent on time * No credit card debt Truly a golden age we are living in!

  • Post #2447110

    I predict these new charges against James Comey will be thrown out within 30 seconds when presented to a court.

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  • Post #1692103

    I wonder if Trump will snort the nuclear dust in an attempt to gain superpowers? I hope so.

  • Post #1692102

    A local TV station asks, &amp;quot;How much would you pay to watch the final game of the World Cup?&amp;quot; Answer: Nothing

  • Post #1692101

    FBI desperately trying to figure out why time travelers keep trying to kill.

  • Post #1692100

    &amp;quot;Here&amp;#39;s why the shooting at the White House correspondents dinner is bullish for NVDA.&amp;quot;

  • Post #1692099

    All those people have to go find dinner now.

  • Post #996432

    Beyond the science, one of the best parts of the Artemis 2 launch today was that for 2 hours we didn&amp;#39;t have to hear anything about Trump.