Post #2342614

2026-05-10 11:45 UTC

Choose wisely.

Replies (21)

@db@trains-official.eu 2026-05-10 11:47

@eloy@hsnl.social MySQL of course!

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@max@peering.social 2026-05-10 11:47

@eloy@hsnl.social Or you can pick the goat.

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@sinnombre@chaos.social 2026-05-10 11:49

@eloy@hsnl.social postgresql mit posthornlogo

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@thermia@sk.girlthi.ng 2026-05-10 11:51

@eloy@hsnl.social don't forget about the

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@jeffcodes@infosec.exchange 2026-05-10 12:06

@eloy@hsnl.social 💯 MariaDB

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@melroy@mastodon.melroy.org 2026-05-10 12:29

@eloy@hsnl.social mariadb wtf!

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@raymaccarthy@mastodon.ie 2026-05-10 12:43

@eloy@hsnl.social Does Oracle have a MySQL connection?

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@chris@mastodon.chrispelli.fun 2026-05-10 13:03

@eloy@hsnl.social PostgreSQL of course.

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@drewtowler@mas.to 2026-05-10 13:05

@eloy@hsnl.social So MariaDB will incur delays between Stuttgart and Schaffhausen? Asking for a friend.

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@trrektor@ieji.de 2026-05-10 16:46

@eloy@hsnl.social How time flies https://forums.freebsd.org/threads/mysql-57-eol-mariadb-as-an-alternative.73132/

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@RueNahcMohr@infosec.exchange 2026-05-10 20:58

@eloy@hsnl.social I choose postgresql. even tho its being driven by an evil company right now.

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@fluttersh@pony.social 2026-05-10 21:07

@eloy@hsnl.social MySQL

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@mdfranz@infosec.exchange 2026-05-10 21:11

@eloy@hsnl.social That is still a thing? I thought everyone had moved to Postgres.

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@feld@friedcheese.us 2026-05-10 21:35

@eloy@hsnl.social the database Monty sold to Oracle vs the database Monty sold to venture capitalists??

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@fabos@der.cyberterror.ist 2026-05-10 22:07

@eloy@hsnl.social neither of both

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@alireza@nrw.social 2026-05-10 22:10

@eloy@hsnl.social Maria DB requests will come at least 30 mins late

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@ska@social.treehouse.systems 2026-05-10 22:19

@eloy@hsnl.social How to make MariaDB even less reliable

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@taylan@fedi.feministwiki.org 2026-05-10 23:43

@eloy@hsnl.social My gf's name is Maria so the choice is clear. :blobcat-noddies:

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@markix@blahaj.zone 2026-05-11 06:41

@eloy@hsnl.social MySQL vs. MySQL, Oracle Yeah I think I'm picking MariaDB any day of the week :blobfoxtea:

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@sandwich@social.archworks.co 2026-05-11 10:04

@eloy@hsnl.social This is propaganda. I choose csv + grep + awk instead!

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@theresnotime@fox.nexus 2026-05-11 10:36

@eloy@hsnl.social eloy.

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