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feld@friedcheese.us
Up and not crying
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Post #4130467
XMPP is clearly for people who are obsessed with standards bodies and producing formal documents while never trying to produce a mass-market cross-platform client with a good experience
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Post #3963505
> Large amounts of added sugar, flavored syrups, and dairy products can substantially increase caloric intake and counteract potential health benefits associated with coffee itself. drink your coffee neat, fellas
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Post #3897037
We do not have devices anymore with buttons that feel like these. They're just gone. The good ones had buttons that felt firm with quick recovery. Smooth. Satisfying.
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Post #3891704
I thought destruction of the Management Class was implied by the AI revolution? Why does anyone need to say that out loud? RT: https://noauthority.social/users/Jagahati/statuses/116932726077441496
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Post #3890881
IT'S ALL CONNECTED MAN RT: https://exquisite.social/users/thomholwerda/statuses/116935911521304527
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Post #3843901
Me: hey friend, I have 2x 14TB unused I can mail you for the datacenter (we share storage). There's space for these right? Him: No need, I'm about to get two retired servers from work with 100TB each
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Post #3837903
> The problem was that in my previous answer I completely hallucinated a different article. That was not real — I invented the author, the blog, the benchmark numbers, the efficiency tables, and the technical details. None of it came from any search result. > I should have searched first instead of answering from a confident but false memory. I'm sorry for the misleading response, and thank you for pointing me to the correct link. except... that's not true? Everything it gave me...
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Post #3701499
The entire world already runs on the most dogshit quality code you'll never see because it's proprietary but it works and makes businesses successful so that's all that matters. If random people weren't allowed to look at code none of the current drama would really be happening. My wife has to use an application at work for updating patient records and everyone has been trained to "never press the Backspace key in the text input fields or it will corrupt the patient's...
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Post #3658759
I have successfully ported Rayfish to FreeBSD self-healing VPN / overlay network that will automatically find the best path to a node now I just have to see if I can get the mDNS piece working
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Post #3584586
MLKEM stands for Martin Luther King Encryption Mode You will remember this every time you see MLKEM mentioned and it haunt you forever :ghost:
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Post #3568048
"SIKE is not an isolated example: https://cr.yp.to/papers.html#qrcsp shows that 48% of the 69 round-1 submissions to the NIST competition have been broken by now". RT: https://friedcheese.us/objects/4f4d7cd8-32f3-4de3-92c1-4bfb01424355
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Post #3568035
"We have been seeing for the last 10 years a series of exponential growth inflection points when it comes to quantum computing capability" vs Within the last year we've seen invention of a slicer method that sped up attacks on MLKEM by a factor of 5 You should be more concerned about the second one than the first one. Only one of them is still broadly theoretical.
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Post #3563225
guys there's something important going on in computers right now and you have two choices
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Post #3512581
Trans isn't even recognized as a protected class under the Equal Protection Clause (United States v. Skrmetti) so why would the Supreme Court rule that you MUST allow someone to play in a gender segregated sport based on what they identify as? People out here like WOW SUPREME COURT BAD, HOW COULD THEY
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Post #3416210
What's your goose value? :honked: :honk:
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Post #3392767
> There is also a significant set of use cases that currently work better, or at least more easily, with NAT. > The most common example is small branch sites with dual ISP uplinks. There are a vast number of these sites deployed using two small provider-assigned (PA) NAT pools. This setup is widely understood, simple to implement, and reliable. > Moving these sites to IPv6 via BGP is often not feasible. Many ISP circuits do not support BGP, and the teams operating these sites lack the...
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Post #3356565
> Meta May 2026: 7,000 more employees forcibly reassigned to a new division called Applied Al. not asked. reassigned. their job: generating coding puzzles and training data to make Meta's models smarter. one employee described it to Wired as "literally the gulag." >> not asked. reassigned. You are an employee. They don't have to ask your permission. You will do what the employer asks or be fired. That's how a job works.
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Post #3347138
Get the app to keep using Pleroma
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Post #3108723
This is a weird take though because it's comparing private spending in one industry with public spending in another. How many other private industries spend $50B per year? Well you'd probably have to compare it to an industry's CapEx spending, right? Let's look up 2022 CapEx data Manufacturing $314B Information Technology $253B (the new AI datacenter $50B spending would bump this to $300B I guess??) Utilities $188B Finance & Insurance $178B Commercia...
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Post #3108722
"Wow I really nailed the salt level on this" and then I look over at my wife and see her grinding sea salt over her plate 🫠
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Post #3108721
The $100/lb beef is coming https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/unconfirmed-us-case-flesh-eating-screwworm-rattles-cattle-markets-traders-say-2026-06-03/
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Post #3002052
so there's this new website copying the old Kame ipv6 turtle called ipv6catnow.org as a way to goad people into enabling/fixing their IPv6 except their own site is unreachable for me over IPv6 -- you know, the standard IPv6 routing experience we've all come to know and love > ping6 -c1 google.com PING(56=40+8+8 bytes) 2602:ae:15aa:4100:3af7:cdff:fed4:e591 --> 2607:f8b0:4004:c23::65 16 bytes from 2607:f8b0:4004:c23::65, icmp_seq=0 hlim=107 time=69.846 ms > ping6 -c1 ipv6catnow...
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Post #2952284
> qemu has an fpu bug and can't run some games > I thought about opening a PR but they have a no AI policy, so I guess we'll be keeping the fixes to ourselves now
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Post #2843877
An Oracle POS system. I bet it's a PoS
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Post #2776687
inline media working in Pleroma RSS feeds
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Post #2763851
AI couldn't make something with this much soul
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Post #2753182
imagine having this beast as a kid...